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Celebrity Tweet of the Day: The “Good Day” Edition

Did you guys have good weekends?  Do anything super exciting?  I did - I had this dream that I was sitting in a circle with all the guys from New Kids on the Block and the Backstreet Boys and they were all going around and telling me why they were in love with me (I picked Jordan Knight, he was the most sincere), I took this dude on a date to the comic book shop (not sure if you guys realize how much game I have), and I watched a lot of that "My Strange Addiction" show on TLC (because you try a...

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Had A Sleepover Last Night

A photo of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Isn't that sweet?  Isn't that just the sort of thing Lindsay needs right now?  Amidst all her woes, legal and otherwise, this is exactly what Lindsay should be concerning herself with.  Let me outline Lindsay's evening for you, and then you can tell me how much you agree. -At approximately 1:45 last night, Lindsay rolled into a club, the same club that Sam Ronson was visiting.  Total coincidence. -The ladies hung out for 45 minutes, Lindsay surely did not consume any alcohol whatsoever, and then they left together (see the above photo). -Around 6...

Guess Who John Mayer’s Banging Now?

A photo of John Mayer Ok, before we get started I just want to make sure you guys know that this story is from Star, so let's not pretend it's the gospel truth. Let's go into this knowing that there is a chance it could be nonsense, but with open minds and open hearts, all right? It's Miley Cyrus.  John Mayer is banging Miley Cyrus.  Allegedly. Here's Jezebel's summary of the story from Star magazine: Miley Cyrus and John Mayer are "Made For Each Other." Um. What. Apparently they were getting all touchy-feely over Grammys weekend, and she was followin...

Justin Bieber Discusses Politics, Sex, and Abortion

A photo of Justin Bieber on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine Justin Bieber isn't just a pretty boy.  He's a boy who has deep thoughts, deep thoughts that extend far beyond things like his attractiveness and his hair.  He's a boy who thinks a lot of thoughts about the world around him, and it's that kind of thinking that puts him a step above the rest. From Rolling Stone: On sex: "I don't think you should have sex with anyone unless you love them," Bieber says. When asked if he believes in abstinence until marriage, Bieber – who is reportedly dating fellow teen star Selena Gomez – seems wary: "I think you should just wait for the ...

Quotables: Miley Cyrus Is “Inspired” by Snooki

A photo of Miley Cyrus at the 2011 Pre-Grammy Gala "I want to be Snooki, I love her. I'm obsessed, I follow her around. She's one of the only people I've asked for an autograph and a picture from because I love her and I'm inspired by her. She is who she is and that's what I like. All she does is eat pickles all day and I really appreciate that. You can't hate on someone who loves themselves and eats pickles all day." -Miley Cyrus explaining her love and admiration for our favorite miniature lady,  Snooki. Well, this makes a lot of...

Celebrity Tweet of the Day: The Valentine’s Day Edition

Happy Valentine's Day, you guys!  Are you into this sort of thing?  I'm not sure, because I've carried over feelings for this holiday from elementary school (i.e., I'm baking cupcakes and crafting and passing notes with this boy I like), but according to Facebook, a lot of people use this day to eat their feelings or to indulge in some latent alcoholism. Luckily for us, celebrities are just as versatile as all our chatty Facebook friends, so let's go ahead and check out some Tweets and then ...

Caption This: Snooki in Love

A photo of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi This is dear Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and her boyfriend, Jionni (oh, and just in case you don't have the sense of mind to follow Snooki on Twitter, let me just tell you that Jionni is definitely little Snookers' one true love), and this is the Valentine's Day card that they're sending to all their nearest and dearest. Do people actually do this?  Have I been wrong all these years in not sending out pictures of me with whatever dude I hung out with in February?  Should I be seriously offended if Valentine's Day comes and goes with...

Mariah Carey Is Pregnant, Whiny, and I Hate Her

Strong words?  Maybe.  But check out this video of Mariah on the Home Shopping Network and think about how mediocre her albums have been since Butterfly, then look me in the face and tell me that you don't feel the same way.  I'll wait. I just can't wait until Mariah finally brings those those two little bundles of joy into the world.  For one, she'll stop talking nonsense then, at least for a little while, and for two, you know she's going to show those babies to the whole entire world. She's...

Jennifer Love Hewitt Professes Her Love for Robert Pattinson

A photo of Jennifer Love Hewitt Jennifer Love Hewitt is just the best.  There's no two ways about it.  This girl has killer fashion sense, helps the world with her solid dating advice, and as an actress, she can't be beat. With all that knowledge, it's no surprise that she's way into one of the hottest dudes in the world, Robert Pattinson. Here's Jennifer's story: “I love Edward,” Jennifer told Billy and his Access Hollywood Live co-host Kit Hoover, earlier this month. “I actually waited in line to take a picture with him after the very first premiere for like an hour and 15 minutes and as I got up to take my picture, they...

Quotables: Johnny Depp Makes A Big Confession …

A photo of Johnny Depp at the 2011 Golden Globes "I'm a Belieber." - Johnny Depp revealing his love for the Biebz during a press junket for Rango. If anything, this news is proof of the power of prayer, positive thinking, and a number of hours dedicated to creating the perfect voodoo dolls.  If you dream this big, you guys, then you too can experience the beautiful union of two of your very favorite celebrities.  To quote the great R. Kelly, "If I can see it, then I can do it.  If I just believe it, there's nothing to it." Now that Johnny has joined the powerful Bieb...

Pre-Grammy Fashion: A Gallery of Trashy Dresses!

A photo of Miley Cyrus at the 2011 Pre-Grammy Gala I don't know, maybe I'm just overly critical of red carpet fashion, or maybe it's the pearl-clutching Southern girl in me, but there was a Pre-Grammy gala yesterday, and a lot of people just looked trashy.  It looks like someone sent out a memo to the ladies that the theme for the gala was "Dumb, Slutty, or Animal Print," and everyone just went with it except Jennifer Hudson, because she's too classy for that, Kathy Griffin, because she doesn't give a fuck, and Jordin Sparks, because she's no...

Marry, Kill, F*ck: The Troubled Men Edition

A photo of Charlie Sheen You guys have played that wonderful classic, "Marry, Kill, Fuck," right?  If not, it's pretty easy:  someone names three people (or things or places, but that's more for advanced and/or drunk players), and you decide which one you'd marry, which one you'd kill, and which one you'd fuck.  It's one of my very favorites, so I thought I'd play with you guys, you know, in order to enhance our relationship and learn more about one another. Here are your choices: 1. Charlie Sheen.  This guy...
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