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Watch This: It’s Neil Patrick Harris with Puppets, Just Watch It

Can you believe that we haven't talked about Neil Patrick Harris since July? And even then, that story was about a rumored split between Neil and his partner, David Burtka. The last time we talked about Neil Patrick Harris being completely wonderful was in June. The beginning of June, even. What's been happening around here?! But just rest assured that we are back on track, and the NPH dry spell is officially over. Here's this video from a series (that will hopefully continue forever) called "Neil's Puppet Dreams." It makes these long hard months we've been without Neil gossip all seem worth it, doesn't it? /> Can you believe that we haven't talked about Neil Patrick Harris since July? And even then, that story was about a rumored split between Neil and his partner, David Burtka. The last time we talked about Neil Patrick Harris being completely wonderful was in June. The beginning of June, even. What's been happening around here?! But just rest assured that we are back on track, and the NPH dry spell is officially over. Here's this video from a series (that will hopefully continue forever) cal...

Demi Moore Has A New Boyfriend, Maybe!

A photo of Demi Moore From People: Actress Demi Moore is dipping her toe back in the dating world – and she still likes 'em young, according to new reports. The New York Post's Page Six column reports that Moore, 50, is quietly dating art world scion Vito Schnabel, 26. Schnabel, an art dealer, is the son of painter and director Julian Schnabel. He and Moore were reportedly "dancing and grinding all over each other" at a party in Jodhpur, India,thrown by supermodel Naomi Campbell for the 50th birthday of ...

You Will Never Ever Guess Who Shia LaBeouf’s New Girlfriend Is

A photo of Shia LaBeouf Oh, this is exciting! You won't guess, not in a million, gazillion years! And when I tell you, you'll be so very surprised! Ok, so yesterday I told you guys that Shia LaBeouf and his girlfriend broke up a little while back, right? And we speculated that the breakup probably happened because Shia's a great big ol' douche who insisted on having actual sex in a Very Artistic Film, Nymphomaniac. We knew that she wasn't in love with that idea, and it makes sense to suggest that as a reason for the split. Now that we're done with the background, why don't you go ahead and take a gu...

No One Will Get Arrested for Fighting at Halle Berry’s House

A photo of Halle Berry, Gabriel Aubry, and Nahla Close call, right? Things were a little iffy there for a while, but now we're learning that Gabriel Aubry won't be arrested for getting his entire face punched in. Probably. From TMZ: Gabriel Aubry almost certainly will NOT face criminal prosecution for the violent Thanksgiving Day brawl at Halle Berry's home ... law enforcement sources tell TMZ. As you know ... Olivier Martinez made a citizen's arrest against Gabriel and he was booked for battery.  We've learned the case will be sent ...

Angus T. Jones Is Way Sorry About This Whole Thing

A photo of Angus T. Jones Yeah, Angus T. Jones, star of Two and a Half Men, begged everyone to stop watching his show. And yeah, he called it "filth," and sure, he sort of insinuated that Satan was involved with the production. But he's still totally grateful, ok? And you probably just misunderstood him anyway. Here's the statement he released about the situation: "I have been the subject of much discussion, speculation and commentary over the past 24 hours. While I cannot address everything that has been said or right every m...

Oh No You Didn’t, Chris Brown

A photo of Chris Brown Guys. I am angry with Chris Brown. I'm not just rolling my eyes, I'm sincerely upset with him. And don't laugh, but it's because of a picture he posted on Instagram. He still hasn't reactivated his Twitter account after that gross fight he got into over the weekend, but his Instagram account is still active. Here's what he posted: That awkward moment when the only person u can relate to in the world is dead. And the picture? Tupac. Motherf-cking Tupac. I just can't with this. Is ...

Shia LaBeouf’s Girlfriend Finally Broke Up with Him

A photo of Shia LaBeouf Can we just start a collective "you go, girl"? Because Shia LaBeouf's ex deserves it. Can you even imagine what it would be like to date him? So gross. And they were together for two whole years, which blows my mind because I think I would break up with him about three seconds after I figured out I was dating Shia LaBeouf. So let's give her a hand for putting her foot down and saying "Shia LaBeouf, you are a complete jackass and we shall be involved no more." Actually, I'm just making...

Nobody Even Watched Liz & Dick

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Did you watch Liz & Dick? I didn't. I know, I know, but I don't have cable, and it was so cold on Sunday, so I just went to bed. I have seen clips, but I haven't seen the whole thing yet, so I can't really pass judgement on it. I can only pass on the facts. The ratings weren't too hot on this one. Sorry. Everyone involved with the making of this movie predicted that every single person with access to a television would watch Liz & Dick to see Lindsay's big comeback, but yeah, that just wasn't the case. They got 3.5 million viewers, which certa...

Let’s Hear Gabriel Aubry’s Side of The Story

A photo of Gabriel Aubry, Halle Berry, and Nahla I know that I called this whole thing a mess yesterday, but now it's really a mess. Or maybe we're just getting more details of the massive mess that always was. Regardless, things are getting nasty. The story we've been hearing is that on Thanksgiving, Gabriel Aubry took Nahla to Halle Berry's house, then Halle's fiancé, Olivier Martinez, came out and said something calm and rational to Gabriel, who then punched Olivier in the face. Olivier defended himself, declared a citizen's arrest, and t...

It’s Cool, Angus T. Jones Still Has A Job

A photo of Angus T. Jones From TMZ: Angus T. Jones is in showbiz limbo, because he hasn't quit "Two and a Half Men" and show execs haven't fired him after he trashed the show ... TMZ has learned. Sources connected with "Men" tell TMZ ... all of the execs on the show and at Warner Bros. have seen Angus' video, in which he calls the sitcom "filth" and asks the audience to boycott. We've learned Angus -- who rakes in $350,000 an episode -- has not contacted any of the show honchos to express his intentions, nor hav...

Now Lindsay Wants Her Own Sitcom

A photo of Lindsay Lohan It's happening. Hollywood's darling (ha ha) is shooting for the moon. Drunk off the success or whatever from her big Lifetime movie, Lindsay Lohan is interested in prolonging her comeback with her very own television show! From Radar: Even though critics raked Lindsay Lohan over the coals for her performance in the Lifetime television movie Liz & Dick, the former child actress is determined to star in her own television sitcom, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. "Lindsay has asked her manager and agent to look into gettin...

Let Gwyneth Paltrow Give You Some Tips for The Holidays

A photo of Gwyneth Paltrow I'm going to be straight with you here: Gwyneth Paltrow did this big long GOOP newsletter about the holidays, specifically about gifts. And she named all this stupid shit that she thinks would be nice to receive, and I'm sure it would be fun to go through all of her Goopy gifts, but I just don't have the heart for it. Like, ok, here's one of the items on her wishlist: See? It's a big stupid horn that you put your stupid iPhone in so you can listen to your music or whatever. It costs ...