I went with a vague title because I couldn't decide what to focus on here. The blonde hair, the Buzz Lightyear necklace, the gross denim jacket. This must be Chris Brown's method of coping with the facts that everyone's seen his penis and everyone hates him all over again.
Just think, Chris, if you could have just kept your cool instead of assaulting your girlfriend, then everybody could love you. Remember that viral video of people dancing down the aisle to your song? That would have been your claim to fame, the thing...
Did any of you make a bad decision this week? Then jump in line, kids, and just know that you're probably going to have to be somewhere behind this dude. Just check out that ink - have you ever seen anything so beautiful or so evocative etched onto someone's flesh? Can you even begin to imagine how much tail this tattoo is going to get this guy? And most importantly, what other significant Sheenisms do you think should have been incorporated to make this the best tattoo ever?
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We heard back in January that Victoria Beckham was knocked up for a fourth time. The first three times, she's had boys - little Brooklyn, Romeo, and Cruz, if you'll recall - but not this time. This time, she's got a little Victoria Junior in that womb of hers. This immediately brings to mind many questions.
How fierce is this little girl going to be? What moderately wacky name will they come up with for her? Where will she fit in on David Beckham's Jesus tattoo?...
Earlier this week, you guys all revealed your love for theorizing about dick. And that's fine, that's healthy, carry on. Specifically, carry on with James Franco.
Before you get your hopes up and your pants down, let me tell you that we're not sure if this is a penis or not. It could be a finger, it could be an artfully placed wrist. I don't know, that's why I'm turning to you guys. So jump on in and let me know what exactly it was that James tweeted last night.
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And really, can you blame her?
Tila did a little interview recently, and someone had the brilliant idea to ask her about Charlie Sheen. And this is what our girl had to say:
“I could definitely do a better job than [Bree Olson and Natalie Kenly] can,” Tila says. “He won’t need anyone else around. There’d only be one goddess. I could show Chucky a good time — but also help him out.”
She went on to talk about how Charlie needs help, so on and so forth, but I say save that tal...
This is what Lindsay wore to court today. Call me crazy, but I don't think that latex is an appropriate material to wear in a courtroom. But this girl was 35 minutes late today, natch, so you know she was just rifling through her closet, trying to find something classy and appropriate. Maybe next time, Lindsay.
If you're interested in how things went for Lindsay in court, here's a quick rundown: they went all right. She has until March 23rd to decide if she wants to take the plea...
Kate's the cover girl for the April issue of British Vogue. In due time, I'm sure we'll hear all about her interview with the magazine, which includes talk of Kate's recent divorce and her "famous figure," but for now all anyone really cares about is her hair. It's so short and blonde, you guys. Do you love it or what?
Personally, I feel like Kate Winslet is just one of those people who can't do anything wrong. I mean, she did let Jack freeze to death in the ocean, but I suppose that wasn't really Kate. Were she in that predicament, I'm sure the real Kate would have done som...
Remember that time that Mel Gibson was a psychotic abusive asshole and his girlfriend recorded all those tapes to prove it? Yeah, he's been in court for that, and surprise! Mel got a deal - he'll plead no contest to simple battery in court on Friday, and the court will be like "ok, just don't do it again." Well, all right, he'll have to go to counseling as well, but does that even count as a sentence for a crime? I thought it fell more under the category of a painfully obvious necessity at this point. Apparently the plea deal was a tough decision for Mel because, according to TMZ, he "believed he could win t...
So Ashlee and Pete filed for divorce, we all know that. We also all know that the couple has an adorable little child. But where is the child going to end up?
Ashlee wants joint legal custody, but sole physical custody, which pretty much just means "Mommy will drop you off at Daddy's house for the weekend sometimes." Not surprisingly, Pete is not into that at all. In case you couldn't tell, Pete just adores his son, so he's fighting for joint physical custody as well.
The weirdest thing about all this, to...
I know, I thought this happened a while ago too, but apparently not. See, what happened was Charlie was talking mad shit about Two and a Half Men, and they were like "all right, let's take some time off and see what we can see." The show wasn't cancelled, and Charlie wasn't fired. Until now.
Here's Warner Bros' official statement:
"After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen's services on Two and a Half Men effective immediately."
If you're interested, TMZ has the official 11-page le...
I went with a vague title because I couldn't decide what to focus on here. The blonde hair, the Buzz Lightyear necklace, the gross denim jacket. This must be Chris Brown's method of coping with the facts that everyone's seen his penis and everyone hates him all over again.
Just think, Chris, if you could have just kept your cool instead of assaulting your girlfriend, then everybody could love you. Remember that viral video of people dancing down the aisle to your song? That would have been your claim to fame, the thing...
Did any of you make a bad decision this week? Then jump in line, kids, and just know that you're probably going to have to be somewhere behind this dude. Just check out that ink - have you ever seen anything so beautiful or so evocative etched onto someone's flesh? Can you even begin to imagine how much tail this tattoo is going to get this guy? And most importantly, what other significant Sheenisms do you think should have been incorporated to make this the best tattoo ever?
Image co...
We heard back in January that Victoria Beckham was knocked up for a fourth time. The first three times, she's had boys - little Brooklyn, Romeo, and Cruz, if you'll recall - but not this time. This time, she's got a little Victoria Junior in that womb of hers. This immediately brings to mind many questions.
How fierce is this little girl going to be? What moderately wacky name will they come up with for her? Where will she fit in on David Beckham's Jesus tattoo?...
Earlier this week, you guys all revealed your love for theorizing about dick. And that's fine, that's healthy, carry on. Specifically, carry on with James Franco.
Before you get your hopes up and your pants down, let me tell you that we're not sure if this is a penis or not. It could be a finger, it could be an artfully placed wrist. I don't know, that's why I'm turning to you guys. So jump on in and let me know what exactly it was that James tweeted last night.
Read More...
And really, can you blame her?
Tila did a little interview recently, and someone had the brilliant idea to ask her about Charlie Sheen. And this is what our girl had to say:
“I could definitely do a better job than [Bree Olson and Natalie Kenly] can,” Tila says. “He won’t need anyone else around. There’d only be one goddess. I could show Chucky a good time — but also help him out.”
She went on to talk about how Charlie needs help, so on and so forth, but I say save that tal...
This is what Lindsay wore to court today. Call me crazy, but I don't think that latex is an appropriate material to wear in a courtroom. But this girl was 35 minutes late today, natch, so you know she was just rifling through her closet, trying to find something classy and appropriate. Maybe next time, Lindsay.
If you're interested in how things went for Lindsay in court, here's a quick rundown: they went all right. She has until March 23rd to decide if she wants to take the plea...
Kate's the cover girl for the April issue of British Vogue. In due time, I'm sure we'll hear all about her interview with the magazine, which includes talk of Kate's recent divorce and her "famous figure," but for now all anyone really cares about is her hair. It's so short and blonde, you guys. Do you love it or what?
Personally, I feel like Kate Winslet is just one of those people who can't do anything wrong. I mean, she did let Jack freeze to death in the ocean, but I suppose that wasn't really Kate. Were she in that predicament, I'm sure the real Kate would have done som...
Remember that time that Mel Gibson was a psychotic abusive asshole and his girlfriend recorded all those tapes to prove it? Yeah, he's been in court for that, and surprise! Mel got a deal - he'll plead no contest to simple battery in court on Friday, and the court will be like "ok, just don't do it again." Well, all right, he'll have to go to counseling as well, but does that even count as a sentence for a crime? I thought it fell more under the category of a painfully obvious necessity at this point. Apparently the plea deal was a tough decision for Mel because, according to TMZ, he "believed he could win t...
So Ashlee and Pete filed for divorce, we all know that. We also all know that the couple has an adorable little child. But where is the child going to end up?
Ashlee wants joint legal custody, but sole physical custody, which pretty much just means "Mommy will drop you off at Daddy's house for the weekend sometimes." Not surprisingly, Pete is not into that at all. In case you couldn't tell, Pete just adores his son, so he's fighting for joint physical custody as well.
The weirdest thing about all this, to...
I know, I thought this happened a while ago too, but apparently not. See, what happened was Charlie was talking mad shit about Two and a Half Men, and they were like "all right, let's take some time off and see what we can see." The show wasn't cancelled, and Charlie wasn't fired. Until now.
Here's Warner Bros' official statement:
"After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen's services on Two and a Half Men effective immediately."
If you're interested, TMZ has the official 11-page le...