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ABC Wants to Reunite Rihanna And Chris Brown for Ratings

A photo of Rihanna and Chris Brown Isn't that the sweetest thing you've heard all day? ABC didn't press charges when Chris Brown flipped his shit on Good Morning America, and you know why?  Because if they pressed charges, it might hurt Chris' feelings, and if they hurt his feelings, then he might not make another appearance for ABC, which is the opposite of what they want. What they want is to "milk this event for everything its worth."  Totally classy, ABC. E! asked ABC if there were any plans for a Chris Brown real...

Katy Perry: Super Edgy, Totally Original

A photo of Katy Perry These are stills from Katy's newest music video, "E.T."  The video comes out next Thursday, but these stills already found their way out to the public, and far be it from me to refuse to share them with you guys.  Can you dig it?  These pictures look like we'll be seeing something totally new from Katy, which is nice because I'm not sure how much longer I could stand the nonsense she usually wears. But listen: is it just me or has Katy Perry been more noticeably ripping off Lady Gaga th...

Happy Wedding Day, Reese Witherspoon!

A photo of Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth How much do we love Reese Witherspoon?  SO MUCH, right? Great, so let's send this girl our best wishes on her special day! Reese is going to marry Jim Toth, her boyfriend since January of last year, in a private ceremony at her home today.  And by "private," I mean that she's apparently made her guests sign an agreement saying that they won't discuss the wedding with the press.  Judging by that little tidbit, I think it'll probably be a while before we get any wedding photos (what a shame, right?),...

Love It or Leave It: The Olsens Visit The Opera

A photo of Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen If I had to make a list of my top ten favorite things in this world, the top five would probably include "dressing up" and Pretty Woman. You know what that means, right?  I would kill to go to a fancy opera premiere.  Ok, I'll be real, I'd only kill if the opera involved Richard Gere escorting me and giving me beautiful jewelry, but still, I would very much enjoy a fancy opera.  With all that being said, I think you can understand why this photo of Mary Kate and Ashley at the Metropolitan Ope...

Were You Guys Looking Forward to The Weekend?

I know I was, so let's get it started right.  Because I don't know about you, but I think that it would be a crime if the vocal magic of Rebecca Black was confined to the specific genre of shitty autotuned pop.  She needs to branch out like a strong, beautiful tree, growing and growing until she can reach the sun and everything under it. Ok, either that, or I found this last night after margaritas and daiquiris and I laughed so hard I nearly vomited and I wanted to share it with you guys.  You can ...

George Lopez Apologizes to Kirstie Alley, Kirstie Alley Responds With Fabulousness

A photo of George Lopez Remember when Kirstie Alley completely rocked her Dancing with the Stars premiere performance?  Ok, now remember when George Lopez was lame and unfunny and compared Kirstie to a pig?  Good, because that's what we're talking about today. In a totally unsurprising move, these two discussed their feelings about things on Twitter (did I not tell you what a powerful tool that site is?), and here's how it went down. First, Kirstie put her emotions out there: Zing, right?  So I guess Ge...

Say Goodbye to The Lohans …

A photo of Ali Lohan, Lindsay Lohan, and Dina Lohan Wow, that was way more cryptic than I meant it to be.  Really, all I meant was "say goodbye to the Lohans because they're all dropping the Lohan family name due to the fact that Michael Lohan is a horrible human being and no one, not even his family, wants to be associated with him anymore," but that wasn't nearly as pithy. But anyway, remember when Michael Jr. changed his last name to Cameron?  He apparently inspired his mother and sisters to leave the Lohan name behind as well.  Dina an...

Lady Gaga Loves Rebecca Black

Ok, guys?  Are we done making fun of Rebecca Black yet?  Can we all just accept Lady Gaga's words as gospel and welcome young Rebecca into our hearts as the genius that she is? I'm joking, of course.  Wouldn't it be so weird if I felt that way? How are you guys feeling about this whole thing, now that we've had a good week or so to think it over?  Are you falling in line with people like Lady Gaga and Simon Cowell, or are you like me and absolutely dreading but kind of masochistically looking ...

Lindsay Didn’t Take The Plea Deal

A photo of Lindsay Lohan I know, it's disappointing, isn't it? She was so close to making the right decision by taking the deal in her latest courtroom drama and serving a few months in jail, which would probably mean 19 days due to overcrowding, which would then mean that by summer at the very very latest, she could be back on the streets, doin' it up the only way she knows how.   But no: "Ms. Lohan has maintained her innocence from the moment this case was filed and she has never wavered," her attorney, Shawn Holley, said in a statement to E! News. "Though many advised her to follow th...

Guess Who Finally Got A Twitter?!

A photo of Christina Aguilera's Twitter And not a moment too soon, I might add. Ok, it's not a secret how strongly I feel about Twitter.  I think it's an excellent tool to express yourself, to connect with other people, and to fall in love with misguided rappers.  That being said, I also know on a more personal level that if you like to party a lot, maybe Twitter isn't exactly the best idea (right, Lindsay?).  But I'm not one to belittle dreams, so you follow your heart, Christina.  You do what's right for you. But here's what I propose: let's all follow Christina...

Elizabeth Taylor Passes Away at 79

A photo of Elizabeth Taylor Elizabeth Taylor, who has been in the hospital since early February for congestive heart failure, passed away this morning.  Though recently her condition had improved enough that doctors thought she may be able to go home soon, she took a turn for the worse, and her publicist reported that she "peacefully died" at the hospital, surrounded by her children. Here's the statement from Elizabeth's son: "My mother was an extraordinary woman who lived life to the fullest, with great passion, humor, and love," he said. "Though her loss is d...

Aww, Bruce Vilanch Hurt James Franco’s Feelings

A photo of James Franco and Bruce Vilanch You see that beautiful creation above?  That's how James Franco deals with his emotions.  Isn't that sweet? James posted the picture to his Twitter for a hot minute last night after Bruce Vilanch, Oscar writer and totally recognizable dude, had some words to say about James' not-so-awesome performance at the Academy Awards: "He has so many balls in the air, he didn't get to town till Thursday before the show on Sunday," Vilanch said. "And so we e-mailed a lot. But we had a lot of meetin...
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