This is the second day in a row that Lindsay's been photographed looking beyond trashed. Girlfriend's trial is going to go so good.
But for real, these are pictures of Lindsay outside a bar in New York last night. And I don't want to pass that much judgement because I'm tired of it, I just want to point out that we've all either been or seen That Girl hang out on the dirty ass sidewalk, taking a break because walking is just too hard. We've all been in the position where no matter how hard we try, standin...
Just let that sink in. Let it wash over you. Breathe it in deep. Got it? All right, let's get started.
Jennifer, along with Patty Jenkins, Alicia Keys, and Demi Moore, is directing a short film for Lifetime. These ladies' films will be part of a series called Project Five, which is going to be a five-part anthology of short films devoted to the topic of breast cancer. There's once more lady director to be announced for the project - any guesses?
Here's Jennifer's statement about it:
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Can't you just imagine the two of them out on the town together, hitting up gay bars and getting into fights? Adorable.
Ok, maybe they didn't get into fights - Colin's not like that anymore, ok? - but they were friends:
"How did we become friends? You know, the old story of boy meets girl, the boy pesters girl with too many phone calls at inappropriate hours of the night," Farrell, 34, tells Access Hollywood.
"I was just lucky enough to become her friend in the last year and a half," the actor added. "I adore her...still."
Taylor, who ...
Did you know that last night was the first time that Jersey Shore actually aired in Italy? I guess MTV wanted to give them a little time to get used to our patron saints of pickles and blow for when these kids head their way to film season four, and smart move, because Italy is not feeling it:
"They embody the worst stereotypes of Italians, multiplied by thousands and Americanized," columnist Roberto Del Bove lamented in the Rome newspaper New Notzie.
A preview of the show posted on an...
"I'm not the same girl I was five years ago. Hopefully with the choices I'm making, people will start to see that I'm not just little Gabriella."
Oh, girl. Vanessa, honey, this is not the way. That's why you've been making out with your girlfriends and why those nudes of you were released after you got "hacked." I know that you're just following in the footsteps of your Disney brethren, but please find another path. Adulthood feels great until some douchebag knocks you up, and I don't...
Stand-up comedy is one of my favorite things. I'll watch it all day long, I'll listen to it for hours, and if I lived in a place where I could go see it on the regular, you best believe I'd have few other pastimes. With all that new knowledge, it should come as no surprise that I enjoy perusing Twitter for comedians, looking for my favorites and giggling like a schoolgirl. So let me show you a spattering of comedian Twitters (and also smile at how dirty that sounds), then you can let me know what you think.
Remember Andy Milonakis? His show was deligh...
I know, and here we all thought that Paris was a racist bitch who couldn't stand black guys, but I guess we all look silly now, don't we?
Paris had a little chit chat with Lil Wayne for the April issue of Interview, and they really hit it off. It makes total sense if you think about it - have you ever seen a couple of people who've never met each other before figure out that they've both been locked up? I mean, I know that's a really specific event to have witnessed, but have you? It's insane. They'll hug it out an...
"I never thought I would get to kiss Michael Douglas. I kind of think of it in algebra terms, back to my high-school days. It's like the transitive property – by kissing Michael Douglas, I am making out with Catherine."
- Matt Damon shows off his math skills in a sexy, sexy way.
In case you didn't know, Matt Damon is referring to the upcoming Liberace biopic in which Michael Douglas plays that well-loved pianist. Matt, if you couldn't piece it together, plays Liberace's boyfriend. Can you even wait for this movie?...
Remember that time that Sarah compiled a list of her ten hottest men and let you guys vote for the absolute hottest? Wasn't that fun? I thought so, and ever since she posted it, I've been doing my best to come up with my own list. There's a slight difference - I'm going with "attractive" guys instead of "hot" guys. I'm defining attractive guys as dudes who you'd be cool to hang out with after banging them. Got it? All right, then let's go ahead and get started, and you can vote afterwards.
10. Simon WoodsRemember that time that Sarah compiled a list of her ten hottest men and let you guys vote for the absolute hottest? Wasn't that fun? I thought so, and ever since she posted it, I've been doing my best to come up with my own list. There's a slight difference - I'm going with "attractive" guys instead of "hot" guys. I'm defining attractive guys as dudes who you'd be cool to hang out with after banging them. Got it? All right, then let's go ahead and get started, and you can vote afterwards...
Something magic happens every time Robert Pattinson opens his mouth. Have you noticed that? And I don't mean in his movies, because so far I haven't seen him do any great acting, but when it's just Rob, crankin' out the hits, he's unstoppable. For instance, here's a recent interview where R-Patz opens up about sexy love:
On his romantic soul: “There is the idea of the saving love, I believe it,” Rob said. “I’m not mushy but I have a romantic soul. Having grown up with two older si...
Of course you do, so let's not waste time.
Reese has a ranch in Ojai, California, and that's where the wedding took place. There were 120 guests, including the likes of Renee Zellweger, Tobey Maguire (aww, remember Pleasantville?), Robert Downey Jr., and Sean Penn with Scarlett Johansson. The groom and Reese's children walked down the aisle to "The Tennessee Waltz," which I think is charming, and Reese went with the traditional "Here Comes the Bride." She wore a custom Monique Lhuillier dress...
It's Mariah's birthday today (did you send a card?), and the two children inside of her almost made their way out to celebrate with her! Last night, Mariah started having contractions and made a trip to this hospital, and then tweeted about it, natch:
I love that her kids are showstoppers already. And hey, don't twins usually come a few weeks early? I'm just saying that if I had all my organs developed and a diamond-encrusted iPod waiting for me, I'd come out early too....
This is the second day in a row that Lindsay's been photographed looking beyond trashed. Girlfriend's trial is going to go so good.
But for real, these are pictures of Lindsay outside a bar in New York last night. And I don't want to pass that much judgement because I'm tired of it, I just want to point out that we've all either been or seen That Girl hang out on the dirty ass sidewalk, taking a break because walking is just too hard. We've all been in the position where no matter how hard we try, standin...
Just let that sink in. Let it wash over you. Breathe it in deep. Got it? All right, let's get started.
Jennifer, along with Patty Jenkins, Alicia Keys, and Demi Moore, is directing a short film for Lifetime. These ladies' films will be part of a series called Project Five, which is going to be a five-part anthology of short films devoted to the topic of breast cancer. There's once more lady director to be announced for the project - any guesses?
Here's Jennifer's statement about it:
...
Can't you just imagine the two of them out on the town together, hitting up gay bars and getting into fights? Adorable.
Ok, maybe they didn't get into fights - Colin's not like that anymore, ok? - but they were friends:
"How did we become friends? You know, the old story of boy meets girl, the boy pesters girl with too many phone calls at inappropriate hours of the night," Farrell, 34, tells Access Hollywood.
"I was just lucky enough to become her friend in the last year and a half," the actor added. "I adore her...still."
Taylor, who ...
Did you know that last night was the first time that Jersey Shore actually aired in Italy? I guess MTV wanted to give them a little time to get used to our patron saints of pickles and blow for when these kids head their way to film season four, and smart move, because Italy is not feeling it:
"They embody the worst stereotypes of Italians, multiplied by thousands and Americanized," columnist Roberto Del Bove lamented in the Rome newspaper New Notzie.
A preview of the show posted on an...
"I'm not the same girl I was five years ago. Hopefully with the choices I'm making, people will start to see that I'm not just little Gabriella."
Oh, girl. Vanessa, honey, this is not the way. That's why you've been making out with your girlfriends and why those nudes of you were released after you got "hacked." I know that you're just following in the footsteps of your Disney brethren, but please find another path. Adulthood feels great until some douchebag knocks you up, and I don't...
Stand-up comedy is one of my favorite things. I'll watch it all day long, I'll listen to it for hours, and if I lived in a place where I could go see it on the regular, you best believe I'd have few other pastimes. With all that new knowledge, it should come as no surprise that I enjoy perusing Twitter for comedians, looking for my favorites and giggling like a schoolgirl. So let me show you a spattering of comedian Twitters (and also smile at how dirty that sounds), then you can let me know what you think.
Remember Andy Milonakis? His show was deligh...
I know, and here we all thought that Paris was a racist bitch who couldn't stand black guys, but I guess we all look silly now, don't we?
Paris had a little chit chat with Lil Wayne for the April issue of Interview, and they really hit it off. It makes total sense if you think about it - have you ever seen a couple of people who've never met each other before figure out that they've both been locked up? I mean, I know that's a really specific event to have witnessed, but have you? It's insane. They'll hug it out an...
"I never thought I would get to kiss Michael Douglas. I kind of think of it in algebra terms, back to my high-school days. It's like the transitive property – by kissing Michael Douglas, I am making out with Catherine."
- Matt Damon shows off his math skills in a sexy, sexy way.
In case you didn't know, Matt Damon is referring to the upcoming Liberace biopic in which Michael Douglas plays that well-loved pianist. Matt, if you couldn't piece it together, plays Liberace's boyfriend. Can you even wait for this movie?...
Remember that time that Sarah compiled a list of her ten hottest men and let you guys vote for the absolute hottest? Wasn't that fun? I thought so, and ever since she posted it, I've been doing my best to come up with my own list. There's a slight difference - I'm going with "attractive" guys instead of "hot" guys. I'm defining attractive guys as dudes who you'd be cool to hang out with after banging them. Got it? All right, then let's go ahead and get started, and you can vote afterwards...
Something magic happens every time Robert Pattinson opens his mouth. Have you noticed that? And I don't mean in his movies, because so far I haven't seen him do any great acting, but when it's just Rob, crankin' out the hits, he's unstoppable. For instance, here's a recent interview where R-Patz opens up about sexy love:
On his romantic soul: “There is the idea of the saving love, I believe it,” Rob said. “I’m not mushy but I have a romantic soul. Having grown up with two older si...
Of course you do, so let's not waste time.
Reese has a ranch in Ojai, California, and that's where the wedding took place. There were 120 guests, including the likes of Renee Zellweger, Tobey Maguire (aww, remember Pleasantville?), Robert Downey Jr., and Sean Penn with Scarlett Johansson. The groom and Reese's children walked down the aisle to "The Tennessee Waltz," which I think is charming, and Reese went with the traditional "Here Comes the Bride." She wore a custom Monique Lhuillier dress...
It's Mariah's birthday today (did you send a card?), and the two children inside of her almost made their way out to celebrate with her! Last night, Mariah started having contractions and made a trip to this hospital, and then tweeted about it, natch:
I love that her kids are showstoppers already. And hey, don't twins usually come a few weeks early? I'm just saying that if I had all my organs developed and a diamond-encrusted iPod waiting for me, I'd come out early too....