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Pia Was Voted Off American Idol Last Night, COULD YOU BELIEVE IT?!

Did you sit with bated breath as you waited to see which American Idol contestant would be going home?  Did you do an awkward little fist pump that startled your sleeping puppy when you heard it was Pia Toscano?  Well, then we had pretty similar nights last night, and I think we should probably be friends on Facebook. It was really just a matter of time before Pia was sent home - she wasn't going to win.  I say that because I have faith in America, even after it almost sent the glorious Casey Abram...

Look, It’s A When Harry Met Sally Sequel!

Ok, really it's just another awesome Funny or Die video, but I have a right to dream.  Also, who doesn't love some Helen Mirren? On a more serious note, I'm truly shocked that no one has thought to make a movie called Grampires yet.  Vampires are obviously way hot right now, and besides, they've already made a movie about little people vampires (title: Ankle Biters, tagline: "Three feet tall!  Two inch fangs!"  Rating: totally worth it), what's to stop Hollywood from taking the next step?...

Mariska Hargitay Has A New Baby!

A photo of Mariska Hargitay Sigh.  Beautiful, beautiful Mariska.  Let's not pretend like we all haven't spent a full day in our pajamas, watching reruns of Law and Order: SVU that we've seen a million times and practically weeping over Mariska's elegance and grace.  We've all done that, right? Regardless, the adorable little addition to Mariska's family, Amaya Josephine (precious!), should bring a smile to your face, and if it doesn't, then check out Mariska's statement: "I'm deliriously happy," Hargitay, 47, tells PEOPLE. "From the minut...

Happy Birthday, Paul Rudd!

A photo of Paul Rudd Ugh. Paul Rudd, right?  He was hot when he was creeping on his stepsister back in '95, and he's hot today.  In addition to his outlandishly good looks, he's also a pretty spectacular dude.  He's been in some of my favorite movies, he's rocked some of my favorite hobo beards, and he deserves some recognition for all of it on this, his 42nd birthday. Check out the gallery for pictures of Paul from a couple of weeks ago to 1993 and tell me that this man's beauty is not a force to be reckone...

Quotables: Kendra Wilkinson Thinks We’re All Strippers Inside

A photo of Kendra Wilkinson "Every woman has that stripper inside of themselves. It just takes confidence to be able to show it. I'm not saying really going out and stripping in front of people. I'm saying that everyone has that confidence inside. People are taking pole-dancing lessons. It's for women to break out of their shell, explore who they are, explore their sensuality. I think people need to find their inner stripper." - Kendra Wilkinson puts a positive spin on stripping. How do we feel about this, ladie...

Ke$ha Would Love to Go Skinny Dipping With Britney Spears

A photo of Ke$ha Did reading that headline make you feel as dirty as I did writing it?  Good, we're on even ground then. In case you didn't know, Ke$ha wrote Britney's single, "Till the World Ends," and Ke$ha, of course, has the best idea about how to celebrate the single's success: "Skinny dipping," says Ke$ha, suggesting too that the splash could follow a spin on jet skis and a themed party they'd throw together. "It would be a dress-up-like-Ke$ha-or-Britney party," she says. "Either her place or my place, it doesn't matter." Perhaps the 24-year-old's new Nashville pad would be the p...

Y’all Need to Listen to Dr. Drew

A photo of Dr. Drew Pinsky You know how everybody hates on Dr. Drew for talking about celebrities he's not treating?  And remember that one time that I so nobly came to Dr Drew's defense for such statements, declaring that he's a great dude with a heart of gold and bangin' body?  Ok, I don't think I said that last part, but he's an attractive man.  That's neither here nor there at the moment, because the good doctor recently came to his own defense in his typical eloquent way: "It's bizarre to me that you can have p...

Celebrity Tweet of the Day: The Ridiculous Hashtag Edition

Hashtags, right?  You guys on Twitter know what I'm talking about.  How else are you going to get in on them trending topics? Hashtags can be pretty useful and fun - I have a friend that I actually speak in hashtags with, for example "did you see that dude preying on that poor wasted girl just now? Hashtag: creeper."  There's your new conversational tool for the day - but they can also be #superannoying when people #dontknowhow to #limit themselves properly.  And sadly, that's what we're dealin...

Love It or Leave It: Classy Taylor Momsen!

A photo of Taylor Momsen at the Kids' Choice Awards Did you guys watch the Kids' Choice Awards this past weekend?  I watched them with my roommate because nothing was on after we finished watching Romeo and Juliet (the Leonardo DiCaprio version, we're not nerds) and we both really care about iCarly (great show, right?), and let me just tell you, it was a wonderful choice. Especially when precious little Taylor Momsen showed her lovely face. Look at her, you guys!  Look how classy she looks!  She's wearing pants - she never wears pants! And l...

Rebecca Black: Friday or Die

I think I officially love Rebecca Black.  No April foolin'. Ok, but Funny or Die is definitely April foolin' with their new site design and name, Friday or Die, which you can see with a quick check on the site.  There's a video of Rebecca analyzing the lyrics of "Friday," and a video of her trying to decide which car seat to take.  She's a better actor than a singer, which obviously isn't saying much, but come on, she's pretty adorable.  I love it when celebrities seem to be in on the joke, even with th...

Quotables: Nicki Minaj Loves Simon Cowell

A photo of Nicki Minaj “I love Simon very dearly. He’s such an amazing man. I had the pleasure of meeting him and my life will never be the same, darling. I told him that. I was absolutely in love with him prior to meeting him. And now that I’ve met him, I dream about him every night.” - Nicki Minaj correctly summarizing how dreamy Simon Cowell is. I'm not going to pretend like I understand it, but Simon really is one fine piece, isn't he?  And I don't listen to Nicki's music (I'm far too busy listening to Ziggy Stardust for the millionth time, and ...

Daniel Radcliffe Is Almost Too Adorable for Broadway

While many of us are suffering from some serious anxiety over the upcoming last chapter in the Harry Potter experience, Harry himself is having a good ol' time on Broadway in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying.  And just look at him strut his tiny little self around, having a grand old time - he's come a long way from The Boy Who Lived, hasn't he? I'm not going to say that his performance looks spectacular, because it doesn't.  He's no Terrence Mann (dear God, let one of you be nerd en...
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