Amanda Seyfried, guys. I used to think she was pretty ok, you know, but I'm having some doubts now. Mostly because she has a dead baby horse in her home that she calls art:
"I got another animal," Seyfried tells the U.K. Press Association. "I'm going to share -- I bought a three week old just this week, well it was three weeks old when it died, (it's a) miniature horse."
Umm, why?
"I love good taxidermy, it's like art," Seyfried added in London's Daily Express. "A lot of people think it's weird but I don't know why."
I'd wager that a l...
I know, it seems unusual for Gwyneth, doesn't it? I would have thought she'd be jamming to some shitty country music or ... I don't know, what's the most pretentious genre of music?
Anyway, Jay-Z interviewed Gwyneth for whatever reason, and somehow she managed to make a conversation about Eazy-E and N.W.A. incredibly boring:
I first was exposed to hip-hop when I was about 16 (1988) by some boys who went to collegiate. The Beastie Boys were sort of the way in for us preppie kids. We were into Publ...
Nah, I'm just kidding, she didn't wear a dead cat to a Lady Gaga concert. She got escorted to a hospital for being unstable enough to kill a cat for fashion. I think that's better, don't you?
Here are the details from Gawker:
According to police, Angelina Barnes drowned the cat, sliced open its belly, mutilated its eyes and removed its liver, which cops later found "in a makeup case on the counter." An unidentified relative arrived home to find Barnes—who had "cover[ed] light switches...
Yesterday, Molls showed you Ashley Tisdale, all naked in Allure. I guess it's your lucky day twice in a row, my darlings, because today I'm bringing you Kaley Cuoco, all naked in Allure. But you know we're going to have to talk about her for a hot second first, right? We're not animals.
We're all watching Big Bang Theory, right? So we all know that Kaley is the most adorable girl on TV right now? If you disagree with that, then let me propose that Jim Parsons is the most adorable gu...
As we all know, Victoria and David Beckham are expecting a little girl. The little lady will join the couple's three boys, Brooklyn, Romeo, and Cruz, but what will her special and unique name be? If we're to judge by the other kids' names, we can pull on places of conception and famous Shakespeare characters, so what, like Viola or Jerusalem maybe?
Oh, but no. Victoria's going a little more outside the box this time. She's pulling some inspiration from a beloved holiday to name her fourth child. Can you guess what it is?
{democ...
Remember when Nick Cannon was all "maybe my kids aren't going to want to see naked pictures of their parents"? These are the pictures he was talking about. And I'm going to have to congratulate Nick on what was probably the best call he's ever made. I've seen a lot of messed up things in my life, but these photos are downright harrowing. Mariah's tummy is certainly overwhelming, but Nick's foolish "Mariah" tattoo in that swirly font across his shoulder blades? That's what's going to haunt me in my dream...
Oh, you're trying to tell me that Zach Galifianakis isn't really my boyfriend, that I'm just some weird pathetic girl with shitty taste in dudes? Well, then I'm trying to tell you that it's early as fuck, and I don't need to adhere to your lame ass reality. Are we understood? Then let's move on.
Zach is his usual, glorious self for May's issue of GQ. He's promoting The Hangover 2, which we should all be excited about, and he's also bringing such special light into this dark and dismal world. Celebitchy has an excerpt from his ...
"Man, that Glee gay kiss thing sure caused an uproar. The show is written so well, with such great characters, it's a shame they have to sprinkle immorality all over it. Inside Edition asked me "Why Glee? Why now?" I said, "Why now? I have a column for the first time. And why Glee? I just watched it last night for the first time. Now Wife Swap calls! My agent thinks they'd swap me with a gay couple. That would be great because then I could show the world that I love gay people and I'm not th...
I'm a worrier. I try not to be, but I really can't help it. I think I've actually transcended "worrier" status and moved on up to "person with significant emotional issues" - I often don't text or call people because I think to myself "well, what if everyone they've ever loved just died? Then they certainly wouldn't want to hear about this YouTube video," and I have a nightly routine that I do either four or eight times to make sure nothing bad happens while I'm asleep. Is that crazy? ...
Amanda Seyfried, guys. I used to think she was pretty ok, you know, but I'm having some doubts now. Mostly because she has a dead baby horse in her home that she calls art:
"I got another animal," Seyfried tells the U.K. Press Association. "I'm going to share -- I bought a three week old just this week, well it was three weeks old when it died, (it's a) miniature horse."
Umm, why?
"I love good taxidermy, it's like art," Seyfried added in London's Daily Express. "A lot of people think it's weird but I don't know why."
I'd wager that a l...
I know, it seems unusual for Gwyneth, doesn't it? I would have thought she'd be jamming to some shitty country music or ... I don't know, what's the most pretentious genre of music?
Anyway, Jay-Z interviewed Gwyneth for whatever reason, and somehow she managed to make a conversation about Eazy-E and N.W.A. incredibly boring:
I first was exposed to hip-hop when I was about 16 (1988) by some boys who went to collegiate. The Beastie Boys were sort of the way in for us preppie kids. We were into Publ...
Nah, I'm just kidding, she didn't wear a dead cat to a Lady Gaga concert. She got escorted to a hospital for being unstable enough to kill a cat for fashion. I think that's better, don't you?
Here are the details from Gawker:
According to police, Angelina Barnes drowned the cat, sliced open its belly, mutilated its eyes and removed its liver, which cops later found "in a makeup case on the counter." An unidentified relative arrived home to find Barnes—who had "cover[ed] light switches...
Yesterday, Molls showed you Ashley Tisdale, all naked in Allure. I guess it's your lucky day twice in a row, my darlings, because today I'm bringing you Kaley Cuoco, all naked in Allure. But you know we're going to have to talk about her for a hot second first, right? We're not animals.
We're all watching Big Bang Theory, right? So we all know that Kaley is the most adorable girl on TV right now? If you disagree with that, then let me propose that Jim Parsons is the most adorable gu...
As we all know, Victoria and David Beckham are expecting a little girl. The little lady will join the couple's three boys, Brooklyn, Romeo, and Cruz, but what will her special and unique name be? If we're to judge by the other kids' names, we can pull on places of conception and famous Shakespeare characters, so what, like Viola or Jerusalem maybe?
Oh, but no. Victoria's going a little more outside the box this time. She's pulling some inspiration from a beloved holiday to name her fourth child. Can you guess what it is?
{democ...
Remember when Nick Cannon was all "maybe my kids aren't going to want to see naked pictures of their parents"? These are the pictures he was talking about. And I'm going to have to congratulate Nick on what was probably the best call he's ever made. I've seen a lot of messed up things in my life, but these photos are downright harrowing. Mariah's tummy is certainly overwhelming, but Nick's foolish "Mariah" tattoo in that swirly font across his shoulder blades? That's what's going to haunt me in my dream...
Oh, you're trying to tell me that Zach Galifianakis isn't really my boyfriend, that I'm just some weird pathetic girl with shitty taste in dudes? Well, then I'm trying to tell you that it's early as fuck, and I don't need to adhere to your lame ass reality. Are we understood? Then let's move on.
Zach is his usual, glorious self for May's issue of GQ. He's promoting The Hangover 2, which we should all be excited about, and he's also bringing such special light into this dark and dismal world. Celebitchy has an excerpt from his ...
"Man, that Glee gay kiss thing sure caused an uproar. The show is written so well, with such great characters, it's a shame they have to sprinkle immorality all over it. Inside Edition asked me "Why Glee? Why now?" I said, "Why now? I have a column for the first time. And why Glee? I just watched it last night for the first time. Now Wife Swap calls! My agent thinks they'd swap me with a gay couple. That would be great because then I could show the world that I love gay people and I'm not th...
I'm a worrier. I try not to be, but I really can't help it. I think I've actually transcended "worrier" status and moved on up to "person with significant emotional issues" - I often don't text or call people because I think to myself "well, what if everyone they've ever loved just died? Then they certainly wouldn't want to hear about this YouTube video," and I have a nightly routine that I do either four or eight times to make sure nothing bad happens while I'm asleep. Is that crazy? ...