I tried to soothe your hearts a couple of weeks ago, right after Pia got eliminated from American Idol, by letting you know that she's in talks with Interscope and that she went on a date with Mark Ballas and that she's doing great in her life. Well, saddle up, Pia fans, because things just keep looking up for this girl.
Next week, Pia's going to be singing a little ditty on Dancing with the Stars, and - wait for it - Mark is going to be dancing to her song! Is that not the most romantic thin...
You might have noticed that here recently I've been developing an appreciation for Robert Pattinson. We were going to build something special, I could tell, but then as I was searching for pictures of his rugged, irreverent face, I came across these pictures taken yesterday at the unveiling of Rob's wax figure at the Madame Tussaud's in Berlin. And everything came crashing down.
Anyway, you guys know how much I love wax figures and teenyboppers, so I just had to share these creepy pictures with you...
“I feel terrific about where I am in my life, when I look back at what I’ve accomplished. But I feel shitty when I look at myself in the mirror. I’m not competing, I’m not ripping off my shirt and trying to sell the body. But when I stand in front of the mirror and really look, I wonder: What the fuck happened here? Jesus Christ. What a beating!”
- Arnold Schwarzenegger being way too hard on himself.
My first reaction was "bless your heart, Arnold!" My second was "shut the fuck up...
For instance, see that picture up there? See all those little baby hairs around her forehead? Yeah, that picture's a couple years old, and if you check out current pictures of Kim, you can see that she LASERED THEM OFF. SHE LASERED HER FOREHEAD BECAUSE SHE WAS TIRED OF WAXING THEM. SHE WAXED HER FOREHEAD. Is anyone else as creeped out/disturbed/disgusted at that as I am?
If that doesn't make you feel weird, how about this: she started getting weekly bikini waxes at 12 years old. Honestly, what ...
Easter is this Sunday, which means that Good Friday is this week, which means that devout Catholic Lindsay Lohan can't possibly attend her preliminary hearing. It looks like this scheme will work: Lindsay's lawyer just has to file a formal motion to postpone the hearing, Lindsay shows up real quick on Friday so they can officially let her get away with her nonsense, and then the preliminary hearing will take place sometime next month. Adorable.
By the way, does it make me a horrible person ...
For real though. That old creeper Marilyn swooped in on poor impressionable Evan, and now she gives douchey interviews to magazines like Esquire. Tale as old as time.
I'm going to show you guys excerpts from the interview, and you let me know if it's just me or if this girl seems off nowadays:
On her death: She's already written a will, she says. And she's made plans to have her ashes dispersed across the world, including in her native Raleigh — in a field next to the theater run by her fa...
This new baby will be Johnny's third - he has a 15-year-old daughter, Madison, with his ex-wife, and little Rocko (the child in the pictures!) with his current wife, Naomi, who's also the one cooking this third kid up. Hot Ass Johnny had these charmingly Southern words to say about the baby:
"My wife Naomi and I are super happy to announce that we are having another little bambino in the fall. My 15-year-old daughter Madison is very excited about it, and her 16-month-old little brother R...
This is a picture that Neil posted on his Twitter yesterday of his partner, David Burtka, and his two little babies, Harper and Gideon, with the caption "Relaxing on a Sunday afternoon. My heart is full of love." I defy you to show me something more adorable....
You guys know the drill by now, right? I'ma just show you some tweets and we're going to talk about them, all right? It's going to be so tight.
I'm not sure you guys know how cool Beyonce's little sister, Solange, is. If you don't know, you need to get wise. However, despite her awesomeness, she put the image of pubic hair and bobby pins in my head. Unforgivable.
Is "the stanky leg" anything like "supermaning that ho"? Either way, I'm pretty sure I want no part of what you're into, Soulja Boy.
Do I really need to explain my Michael Ia...
See that little photo of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, all flirty and kissy and adorable after the New York premiere of Water for Elephants? Does that hurt, Twihards? Well, don't get your panties too twisted, because you still haven't seen video of that little kiss. I can't get the clip to embed properly, but trust me, you'll want to saunter on over to Pop Sugar to see the mad chemistry between these two.
Kidding! What happens is Rob is completely adorable and Kristen shuts h...
Aww, JK is a fangirl just like the rest of us! Isn't it adorable?
Ok, so JK has this mansion in Edinburgh, right? And she has this huge garden in her backyard, and there's this little house set up there now. But JK, being the amazing woman she is, said "nay." And that's the story of how Hagrid's legendary hut is going to be replicated on JK's property. The little house is going to have "a conical roof, a spire, a chimney and stone steps up to the front door," just like the movies....
Because according to the Sister Wives, "it's a girl party."
If you watch Sister Wives, you can probably see how this would be the case. Remember when the first three wives went on that camping trip with all the kids while Kody and Robyn went on their honeymoon, or how they all went to pick out that claddagh ring for Robyn before the wedding? They seem pretty tight:
Robyn, who recently announced she's pregnant, says a lot of women ask the question, "How can you do that? You must have no self...
I tried to soothe your hearts a couple of weeks ago, right after Pia got eliminated from American Idol, by letting you know that she's in talks with Interscope and that she went on a date with Mark Ballas and that she's doing great in her life. Well, saddle up, Pia fans, because things just keep looking up for this girl.
Next week, Pia's going to be singing a little ditty on Dancing with the Stars, and - wait for it - Mark is going to be dancing to her song! Is that not the most romantic thin...
You might have noticed that here recently I've been developing an appreciation for Robert Pattinson. We were going to build something special, I could tell, but then as I was searching for pictures of his rugged, irreverent face, I came across these pictures taken yesterday at the unveiling of Rob's wax figure at the Madame Tussaud's in Berlin. And everything came crashing down.
Anyway, you guys know how much I love wax figures and teenyboppers, so I just had to share these creepy pictures with you...
“I feel terrific about where I am in my life, when I look back at what I’ve accomplished. But I feel shitty when I look at myself in the mirror. I’m not competing, I’m not ripping off my shirt and trying to sell the body. But when I stand in front of the mirror and really look, I wonder: What the fuck happened here? Jesus Christ. What a beating!”
- Arnold Schwarzenegger being way too hard on himself.
My first reaction was "bless your heart, Arnold!" My second was "shut the fuck up...
For instance, see that picture up there? See all those little baby hairs around her forehead? Yeah, that picture's a couple years old, and if you check out current pictures of Kim, you can see that she LASERED THEM OFF. SHE LASERED HER FOREHEAD BECAUSE SHE WAS TIRED OF WAXING THEM. SHE WAXED HER FOREHEAD. Is anyone else as creeped out/disturbed/disgusted at that as I am?
If that doesn't make you feel weird, how about this: she started getting weekly bikini waxes at 12 years old. Honestly, what ...
Easter is this Sunday, which means that Good Friday is this week, which means that devout Catholic Lindsay Lohan can't possibly attend her preliminary hearing. It looks like this scheme will work: Lindsay's lawyer just has to file a formal motion to postpone the hearing, Lindsay shows up real quick on Friday so they can officially let her get away with her nonsense, and then the preliminary hearing will take place sometime next month. Adorable.
By the way, does it make me a horrible person ...
For real though. That old creeper Marilyn swooped in on poor impressionable Evan, and now she gives douchey interviews to magazines like Esquire. Tale as old as time.
I'm going to show you guys excerpts from the interview, and you let me know if it's just me or if this girl seems off nowadays:
On her death: She's already written a will, she says. And she's made plans to have her ashes dispersed across the world, including in her native Raleigh — in a field next to the theater run by her fa...
This new baby will be Johnny's third - he has a 15-year-old daughter, Madison, with his ex-wife, and little Rocko (the child in the pictures!) with his current wife, Naomi, who's also the one cooking this third kid up. Hot Ass Johnny had these charmingly Southern words to say about the baby:
"My wife Naomi and I are super happy to announce that we are having another little bambino in the fall. My 15-year-old daughter Madison is very excited about it, and her 16-month-old little brother R...
This is a picture that Neil posted on his Twitter yesterday of his partner, David Burtka, and his two little babies, Harper and Gideon, with the caption "Relaxing on a Sunday afternoon. My heart is full of love." I defy you to show me something more adorable....
You guys know the drill by now, right? I'ma just show you some tweets and we're going to talk about them, all right? It's going to be so tight.
I'm not sure you guys know how cool Beyonce's little sister, Solange, is. If you don't know, you need to get wise. However, despite her awesomeness, she put the image of pubic hair and bobby pins in my head. Unforgivable.
Is "the stanky leg" anything like "supermaning that ho"? Either way, I'm pretty sure I want no part of what you're into, Soulja Boy.
Do I really need to explain my Michael Ia...
See that little photo of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, all flirty and kissy and adorable after the New York premiere of Water for Elephants? Does that hurt, Twihards? Well, don't get your panties too twisted, because you still haven't seen video of that little kiss. I can't get the clip to embed properly, but trust me, you'll want to saunter on over to Pop Sugar to see the mad chemistry between these two.
Kidding! What happens is Rob is completely adorable and Kristen shuts h...
Aww, JK is a fangirl just like the rest of us! Isn't it adorable?
Ok, so JK has this mansion in Edinburgh, right? And she has this huge garden in her backyard, and there's this little house set up there now. But JK, being the amazing woman she is, said "nay." And that's the story of how Hagrid's legendary hut is going to be replicated on JK's property. The little house is going to have "a conical roof, a spire, a chimney and stone steps up to the front door," just like the movies....
Because according to the Sister Wives, "it's a girl party."
If you watch Sister Wives, you can probably see how this would be the case. Remember when the first three wives went on that camping trip with all the kids while Kody and Robyn went on their honeymoon, or how they all went to pick out that claddagh ring for Robyn before the wedding? They seem pretty tight:
Robyn, who recently announced she's pregnant, says a lot of women ask the question, "How can you do that? You must have no self...