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Quotables: What Is Donald Trump’s Best Feature?

A photo of Donald Trump "Donald has beautiful legs... Very long and beautifully shaped legs." - Donald's wife, Melania, on her husband's gorgeous gams. Man, I tell ya, I was on the fence about that whole "Donald Trump for President" business, but if he has legs for days AND an endorsement from Gary Busey?  Forget it, I can fill out my ballot right this second.  Who's with me?!...

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian Got Married, Are Tricky Tricksters

A photo of Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes Oh, these crazy kids! Just a couple of weeks ago, Sarah claimed that there's some trouble in paradise for Eddie and LeAnn, and even though I seriously doubt that Sarah's wrong, these two went and got married anyway. Here are some of the details: Country star Rimes, 28, wore a Reem Acra gown as she and actor Cibrian, 37, exchanged personalized vows on Friday in front of about 40 guests, including Cibrian's sons Mason, 7, and Jake, 4, from his previous marriage. The couple had led friends and family to believe that they'd been invited ...

Ron Weasley Pulls A Miley

A photo of Rupert Grint That's what we're going to call any bong activity from here on out: pulling a Miley.  Not because I want to judge her forever for partaking in hallucinogens, just because I love any excuse to watch that video. But anyway, poor little Rupert Grint was allegedly photographed hitting a bong at a Harry Potter cast party. I say "allegedly" because Rupert's people are saying that the picture isn't of Rupert, just some ginger that looks like him.  Can you believe that?  Because sorry, Rupert's ...

Michael Scott Is Leaving The Office Next Week

A photo of Steve Carell After seven beautiful seasons of magic and wonderment, Steve Carell's very last episode is next Thursday.  And I'm not ready. I could go on and on about all the special moments that The Office has brought to this world, but I already did that this week (in a conversation that started with me telling a friend that she was going to "cut off her nose to spiderface" and ended with the two dudes we were with getting too annoyed after we started punctuating every sentence we said with "BOOM! ROASTE...

Emma Watson Probably Left Brown Because Her Classmates Were Assholes

A photo of Emma Watson Back in March, we learned that Emma Watson decided to take a break from Brown University, opting to focus on her career instead. And that was fine, that was a personal choice, and if you could make as much money as Emma does by looking adorable all over the world and pretending to be a witch, then you'd probably hold off on school for a few years too. Especially if you had some dick yell out "three points for Gryffindor!" every time you got an answer right in class. Yeah, that happened. A lot. Another annoying thing that happened a lot - Emma would go to football games, ju...

Turns Out Lindsay Will Be in The Gotti Movie After All!

A photo of Lindsay Lohan and Victoria Gotti Yesterday I told you that Lindsay would not be appearing in Gotti: Three Generations because she and the producers "just couldn't reach terms."  Well, I wasn't wrong, but things change.  It turns out that Lindsay will be in the film, because you can achieve anything if you believe hard enough. Again, the story comes from People: "She was definitely out as of earlier today, but she really wanted the part," Marc Fiore tells PEOPLE. "She not only is back in the movie, but she single-handedly ...

Kenny Rogers Sure Jacked Up His Face, Huh?

A photo of Kenny Rogers Kenny Rogers used to be one fine ass dude.  I can remember being five or six and hearing my mother and my sister go on for days about how handsome he was.  And it was true - he's The Gambler, and there's no taking that away from him.  But man, he went a little overboard with the plastic surgery. Back in 2006, Kenny told People that he had his eyes done. Yeah, no kidding.  He looks like he's got the same inability to show emotion as Nicole Kidman, which is such a tragedy when you have su...

Lady Gaga Thinks Being Compared to Madonna Is “Retarded”

A photo of Lady Gaga on the cover of NME Two Lady Gaga posts in one day.  Do you think you can handle it? Well, regardless of your ability to handle it, we're going through with this.  Because Lady Gaga said some pretty interesting words again, and we're going to analyze them. Here's her response to everyone in the world speculating that she ripped off Madonna: "No. Listen to me. Why the fuck...? I'm a songwriter. I've written loads of music. Why would I try to put out a song and think I'm getting one over on everybody? That's reta...

Italy Is Really Trying to Hold The Jersey Shore Kids Back

A photo of the cast of Jersey Shore For all of us who thought that the fourth season of Jersey Shore was just going to be a continuation of the past few years, only in Italy, think again.  It turns out that Florence, the city that will host America's beloved guidos and guidettes, has laid down some laws about the group's stay overseas: - The cast will not be filmed in bars and clubs that serve alcohol. -  The cast will not be filmed drinking in public. - The show will not be filmed to promote Florence as a drinking town...

Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Have That Acting Gig After All

A photo of Lindsay Lohan and Victoria Gotti Last week, you might recall that Lindsay Lohan was tragically parading around at that press conference for the Gotti: Three Generations movie because she thought she was going to play Victoria up there.  Yeah, you might recall we had our doubts about the legitimacy of that, and it turns out that, as usual, we were right. From People: "We are not talking any further about Lindsay playing Victoria," says Marc Fiore, producer ofGotti: Three Generations. "She is no longer being considered. The talks have stopped. We are ...

Quotables: Lady Gaga Says to “Honor Your Vomit”

A photo of Lady Gaga "All of the songs on the album, to be completely candid [were written quickly]. The creative process is approximately 15 minutes of vomiting my creative ideas, in the forms of melodies, usually, or chord progressions and melodies and some sort of a theme lyric idea. It all happens in approximately 15 minutes of this giant regurgitation of my thoughts and feelings. And then I spend days, weeks, months, years fine tuning. But the idea is that you honor your vomit. You have to honor your vomit....