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If You Keep Condoms in Your House, Will.I.Am Thinks You’re Tacky

A photo of Will.I.Am What's that?  You keep condoms in your house because you're smart?  You think it's good to be prepared?  You actually listened in sex ed?  Well, fuck all you heard, because Will.I.Am has spoken some gospel to Elle, and the verdict?  Condoms are OUT! ELLE: If you walked into a woman’s house, what one item would convince you that you weren’t compatible? W: If she had condoms in her house, that would just fuckin’ throw me off. That’s just tacky. ELLE: Well, okay, I could see if she...

Great News, Everyone: Ryan Phillippe Is NOT Quitting Acting!

A photo of Ryan Phillippe I could tell just how worried everyone was yesterday when you learned that Ryan Phillippe was ending his acting career.  I was in the exact same boat - what, you think just any pretty boy can do the kind of work Ryan did in MacGruber? - but now we can file yesterday away as just a terrible, disturbing dream and go back to watching Cruel Intentions for the 57th time, because Ryan's not going anywhere: Despite a report that Ryan Phillippe is planning on quitting acting, a rep for the actor tol...

What Is Robert Pattinson’s Greatest Fear?

A photo of Robert Pattinson Vampires?  That would be adorable, but no. Being alone? Heart-wrenching and plausible, but also no. Unrequited love from a girlfriend?  This is the one that should be the correct answer, but yet again, no. It's clowns. Robert Pattinson is terrified of clowns.  Bless his heart. But unlike my roommate, who hates clowns because my sweetheart of a BFF mercilessly harassed her with a Raggedy Andy doll after watching It at a young age, and unlike myself, who doesn't much care for clowns after ...

Celebrity Tweet of the Day: The Wisdom Edition

Celebrities can be really, really dumb.  We all know that, it's not a secret.  On the flip side though, celebrities can also be wise beyond their years.  I usually like to explore the stupidity, but just for today, why don't we go on a little journey through a couple of smarty pants Tweets?  I think we'll all grow from it. Soulja Boy: a beacon of truth if ever there was one.  Here, he sagely uses dick analogies to wax poetic on the struggles of love.  As usual, I totally feel you, Soulja Boy. Wow,...

Rebecca Black Gives A Killer Interview

A photo of Rebecca Black Before we start, let me just say that I want nothing but the best for Rebecca, I really do.  It's just that for her, I think the best thing would be to disappear into obscurity, go to college, and get a good career going that has absolutely nothing to do with music.  However, it doesn't look like Rebecca is ready for obscurity just yet, and that's why I feel comfortable sharing excerpts from this hilarious interview with you: "I'm definitely not some normal 13-year-old girl that barely anyo...

I Can’t Stay Mad at Amanda Seyfried

A photo of Amanda Seyfried She's just too cute.  It's really frustrating.  Ever since Amanda threw a bitch fit over a parking ticket and talked about her dead baby horse love, I tried to put my foot down and say "no more" to the Amanda Seyfried love.  I really did try, but then these pictures showed up of the girl with no makeup and an adorable stuffed animal for some Earth Day celebration, and now I love her again. Also pictured in the gallery is James Van Der Beek with his wife and the same stuffed animal.  Well played, Amanda.  Well played. [gallery columns="4"]...

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian Gave Some Touching Toasts at Their Wedding

A photo of Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes I just love weddings, have I mentioned that?  It probably has to do with me being the most ridiculously romantic person I've ever met, but there's just something about a couple of lovebirds declaring their devotion that just gets me, you know? And when a couple gets married even though everyone in the world knows it's a hot mess with no real chance of working? That's just a bonus. With those things in mind, it should be obvious why I was so excited about LeAnn and Eddie's wedding.  And despit...

James Franco Is Getting Another Degree

A photo of James Franco Between being childish on Twitter, getting high, and being remarkably beautiful, I just don't see where James Franco has the time for higher education.  But somehow he does, and before I let you know about his latest educational endeavors, I'm going to break down all his degrees and college experiences thus far, just for posterity, all right? - James enrolled at UCLA in the fall of 2006, was allowed to take up to 62 credits per semester (the normal limit is 19) and graduated in 2008 with a degree in English and a GPA ov...

Together, Britney Spears and Nicki Minaj Can Do Anything

A photo of Nicki Minaj and Britney Spears And I do mean anything, but on this particular occasion, I mean that together, Britney Spears and Nicki Minaj can start a small riot. In case you haven't heard, Nicki is joining Britney for her upcoming tour (who's excited?!), and since the two ladies are getting somewhat tight nowadays, Britney decided to be a sweetheart and stop by a party Nicki hosted Friday night in L.A.  Of course, people couldn't handle the combined magic of Nick and Brit, and here's the result: A source tells us,...

Reese Witherspoon Celebrates Easter by Putting Eggs in Her Socks; What Do You Do?

A photo of Reese Witherspoon OMG, you guys, how great is Easter?  For me, my favorite holidays have to be Halloween, then Christmas, then Valentine's Day, then Easter, but Valentine's Day and Easter are super close.  I know that my fourth favorite holiday might not sound like a huge deal, but I'm a girl who makes a fuss over Arbor Day, ok, so yeah, it is a huge deal.  Despite the facts that I don't get Easter baskets anymore (total bummer) and that Easter was the holiday on which my grandmother locked me in the bathroo...

Antoine Dodson Was Arrested, Can You Guess What For?

A photo of Antoine Dodson It was weed. Beautiful Antoine was arrested last night in Alabama for possession of marijuana (a misdemeanor), as well as two charges for skipping court for some traffic nonsense, one charge for speeding, and yet another charge for driving without insurance. Ok, I know that laws are laws, and if you break them, you should have to pay for that, but come on. Just because you catch a dude with a pocketful of weed doesn't mean he needs to be locked up immediately (really, I think the insurance cha...

The Black Eyed Peas Are Way Above “My Humps” Nowadays

When you're as distinguished and talented an artist as Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas, you have an extensive, enviable repertoire, you know?  You have dozens upon dozens of powerful pieces to choose from at any given performance, and it's up to you to decide which particular gift you want to give your audience.  Tragically, Will has made the choice to retire one of his most well-known, most well-loved masterpieces, "My Humps." Check out his official statement: "It got to the point where we didn't wa...
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