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The One Where I Risk My Life to Please The Twihards

A photo of a still from Breaking Dawn Robert Pattinson recently said that the people who leaked those pictures from Breaking Dawn should be murdered.  Well, I've never been one to shy away from danger, and since I've already sinned in Rob's eyes once, I might as well go down that dark road one more time.  If he sees fit, he can go ahead and murder me for it.  He could murder me so hard ... Anyway, Pop on the Pop has ten beautiful stills from the movie, and far be it from me to keep them from you.  In the pictures, you can see such exciting events as Bella and Edward having breakfast, Jacob riding his motorcycle, and Bella and Edw...

Celebrity Tweet of the Day: The Current Events Edition

On Facebook, on television, on gossip blogs, and I guess in the real world, if you're into that sort of thing, all anyone can seem to talk about is Osama bin Laden.  And that's completely fair, it's a big deal, but what I'm saying is that if nobody else in the world can stop mentioning it, of course celebrities are going to be talking out of their asses about it.  And if I've taught you anything, it should be that that's what Twitter is for. I'm going to show you some Tweets, ranging fro...

Um, Jason Sudeikis, Uh, Might Be The Father of, Like, January Jones’ Baby

A photo of Jason Sudeikis and January Jones On Friday, we learned that January Jones is pregnant (we also learned that Prince Harry is a prince of unrivaled beauty, but that's neither here nor there).  There are a lot of questions as to who the father is, but based on some recent statements by Jason Sudeikis, hilarious cast member of Saturday Night Live and January's boy toy from July of last year to this past January, I think the mystery has been solved: When I asked if he had any comment on the recent news about Jones, who split with Sudeikis back in January, he said, “Iâ€...

Prince Harry: The Real Belle of the Ball

A photo of Prince Harry I know, I know, it's Prince William and Princess Kate's special day, but let's just be real for one hot second. It's true that for today and for the immediate future (and, you know, whenever William becomes king), that most eyes are on the newlyweds. But really, the one with real staying power, the one with intrigue, rugged good looks, and gorgeous hair? That's Prince Harry.  And he deserves his own gallery too. Below are pictures of Harry from today's wedding and throughout the years, back until I felt too pervy to ogle the guy.  There's something for everyone there - whet...

So I Guess American Idol Took Away My One Reason to Live

Well, I guess in my heart I knew that I couldn't count on American Idol voters to recognize true talent, otherworldy beauty, and effortless grace, so I knew this was coming sooner or later. But that doesn't mean it didn't hurt when Casey Abrams was eliminated last night.  I didn't even get to watch the show - I was too wrapped up in my Rocky Horror Picture Show sing-along with my dogs (side note: they were somehow way unimpressed by my rendition of "I'm Going Home") - and the guilt over that gets me jus...

Jeff Goldblum Does Coachella

All right, I know I'm a few days late with this.  I'm aware of that.  But I'm still a little shaken up from the tornadoes that ripped through my town and, you know, my region of the U.S. last night, so I think you guys can cut me a little slack here. Also, it's Jeff Goldblum, and you can't not love Jeff Goldblum....

New BFF Alert: Justin Bieber and Mark Wahlberg!

A photo of Justin Bieber and Mark Wahlberg It turns out that the Biebz and Marky Mark are about to do a little business together.  A little collaboration, if you will.  Now, before you get your hopes up that Justin is going to be the newest member of The Funky Bunch, let me gently inform you that this collaboration is a film.  It's not music.  The Biebz isn't going to lay down vocals on a "Good Vibrations" remix, and he never will.  I'm sorry. Check out what Mark had to say about the project: "Justin Bieber and I are going to do a ...

Robert Pattinson Is SO EXCITED About The Royal Wedding, What About You?!

A photo of Robert Pattinson You guys, the royal wedding is so close.  On this very Friday, Prince William is finally going to put that ring on Kate Middleton's patient finger, and it's going to be spectacular.  Of course, it takes a certain kind of person to be so pumped for this sort of thing, and, wouldn't you know it, dear Robert is one of those people: Robert, 24, told British Radio Times magazine: 'It's going to be hard [for her] because people will lay responsibilities on her that seem totally irrelevant. You can'...

Did You Ever Wonder Why Steven Tyler Is on American Idol?

A photo of Steven Tyler And I don't mean that question in a bitchy way - I think Steven Tyler has been an excellent addition to American Idol - it's just that he kind of seemed like too big a deal for the show.  But, lucky for us, Steven chatted up TMZ about his reasoning behind joining the show, and it's a little bizarre, if you ask me: Steven Tyler claims he took the gig on American Idol to show his Aerosmith bandmates that he wouldn't be "held hostage" by them ... after the band threatened to kick Tyler to the curb...

Lindsay Lohan Gets Her Own Comic Book

A photo of Lindsay Lohan's comic book If you'll remember, Britney Spears got her own comic book a few months back as well, and, just as with the career that's spiralling downward and meth, Lindsay is following right along in Brit's footsteps.  Here's the thrilling summary of Lindsay's animated tale: "Lohan is both a victim of the all-consuming celebrity culture and a perpetrator of bad decisions, lack of self-control and an unhealthy sense of entitlement. This issue can be seen as a tragedy in motion; it's last chapter has yet to be written." I don't know about you guys, but since Free Comic Book Day is coming up, I might have to mosey on down to my loca...

So THAT’S Why Christina Ruined The Super Bowl!

We all remember that performance that Christina Aguilera gave at the Super Bowl this year.  How she ever so slightly forgot the words to the national anthem.  At the time, I just chalked it up to Christina's issues with booze, but I was wrong.  No, Christina was on Ellen today, and Celebitchy has the transcript, so let's allow Christina to explain herself: Ellen: I saw you sing (at the Super Bowl) Christina: That’s right, I did sing at the Super bowl. Ellen: I saw it and didn’t see anything...

Jersey Shore Meets Oscar Wilde …

... And it's everything I ever wanted. I believe I've made my feelings on Jersey Shore pretty obvious, but, for whatever reason, I've never been able to discuss with you guys just how much I love and adore Oscar Wilde.  Let's just say that I have very strong feelings for the man and his work, so you can imagine my utter joy and amazement when I saw that OMGBlog had posted these videos. It's the current Broadway cast of The Importance of Being Earnest, ok, and they're reenacting some of the Shore's...
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