After what seemed like years of long unkempt hair and general scruffiness, our beautiful, classic Johnny Depp is back. Don't worry, he still has a little scruff and his boundless love for accessories, it's just that now he looks more like the guy who starred in such classics as Cry-Baby and Benny and Joon and less like this one homeless guy I saw a couple of years ago that I wanted so much to marry, right after an extensive bath.
Lookin' good, Johnny. Love the pocket square.
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We need to talk about Bristol's face because she went and got a whole new one without telling anyone about it. Gawker pointed it out last night, and it's been haunting me ever since. What did she do? And don't tell me that she just lost weight, because that doesn't explain her whole new jawline. Also, do you think she just happens to be looking upwards in this photo, or does she have a bad case of ceiling eyes now? Can you develop Ceiling Eyes from botched plastic surgery?
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I know, everyone, I was on pins and needles too. I mean, come on, "both begin with M," thanks for giving me a homework assignment instead of a straight story, Mariah (I say that because I spent yesterday poring over baby name books, anyone else?). But today is a new day, and we can all breathe a little easier because we finally know the names of those precious angels. Ready?
Monroe and Moroccan. No, really.
The girl is Monroe, after Marilyn, natch, and she doesn't have a middle...
We've been pretty good at keeping you posted on the mental health of Britney Spears. We tell you all about her delusional, jacked ticket prices and her dance technique. And now, In Touch has a little story about some of Britney's day-to-day activities. Warning: it's pretty pitiful.
From In Touch via Celebitchy:
Three years after the meltdown that landed her in a mental health facility, Britney lives like a prisoner in her own home, with virtually every aspect of her life under the ...
Just look at this fine piece of clothing Jennifer Lopez is wearing. I tell you what, I just want to rip it off of her and make some very small curtains. I absolutely love this. Usually I'm not a fan of onesies on anyone over the age of one, but I can't stop looking at this picture. I'm mesmerized, I tell you. Then again, I was chit-chatting with a friend today and he asked me what I would change about the world if I could, and I responded with "I'd like to make people more open-minded ...
I know Molls posted a video of Raven back in March, but things have changed since then. Just look at this girl! I mean, y'all know I'm not trying to hate, but where did she go?! This picture was taken just a few days ago, and I'm worried that come June, all we will have is a pile of dust in some grungy ass jacket. And let me just tell you - that is not so Raven.
Another really interesting tidbit - Amy Grindhouse points out that Raven looks like Nicole Richie now, and I can't unsee t...
