"I think he’s adorable. I just saw his movie, and I really didn’t realize how big he was. He’s enormous; he’s just Mr. Man. A lot of the movie is really similar to what I did when I was starting out. I did a promo tour for a year, going into radio stations and all that. It was so cool to see our similarities."
- Good ol' Britney telling Harper's Bazaar about that newfangled Justin Bieber.
Seriously though, what sort of crazy spell do you have to be under to have just noticed th...
Let me just get this out of the way: I don't care about Penelope Cruz. I'm not saying that she's a bad person, and I'm not saying that she's not mind-numbingly pretty, I'm just saying that in this world of Biebers and Lohans and Pattinsons, I simply don't have enough room in my heart for every single celebrity.
That being said, Penelope just did the June issue of Vogue, and in addition to her lovely photo shoot, she also managed to say something that might get her a pass to my heart:
When Cruz first moved to Los Angeles, she spoke little English and lived in a tiny hotel roo...
Today's Tweets come with a side of good advice! Now, you might not know this, but I'm a pretty awkward person. I'm horrible at talking to people - I get nervous, and if I start talking at all then I ramble forever and eventually just start making noises - and a lot of times to avoid talking to people, I employ the classic blank stare. I'm sure you guys know the move I'm talking about, but to clarify, I'm going to use a few Tweets as examples.
Thought: Why are you telling me abo...
I know, I'm so bad at these guessing games! You didn't even have to wait till the first paragraph to learn that Jennifer Love Hewitt is in talks to join the cast of Law and Order: SVU. I'm sorry I took that fun away from you.
But this isn't about the game, this is about the cold hard fact that one of my favorite shows, SVU, is about to absolutely ruin itself. Granted, I think it's been going downhill since my elderly man crush, Richard Belzer, stopped being a regular, but this is serious. It turns out tha...
I guess we can stop referring to them as "dem babies" and start calling them by their given names, but do you guys realize how much effort it takes to type "Monroe and Moroccan" without having a physical reaction to those awful names? A lot, that's how much.
But we don't need to focus on my discomfort, we need to focus on how Nick Cannon can't stop running his mouth about Mariah and his children. First off, Nick gave an interview to E! about how Moroccan's name sounds "kind of like my name and Mariah's name phonetically together," ...
Usually when we play the Love It or Leave It game around here, it's to criticize some poor celebrity's questionable fashion or tragic makeup. But not this time. This time, we're going to examine this ridiculous picture of Miley and Tish Cyrus, their beachwear, their tattoos, and their weird relationship. So really, I guess the title of this piece should be "Love It or Leave It: Miley And Her Mom And Their Whole Life."
I'll toss out a couple of statements to get the conversation started, and you guys just run w...
Hint: it's a Backstreet Boy, and he paid far too much for it.
Give up? It's A.J.! Of course the one who just went to rehab would think that Vampire Lindsay Lohan is a valuable piece of art. Crackheads got to stick together, you know. But that's not even the best part - guess how much he paid for it. I'll give you another hint: the photo brought in almost as much money as Justin Bieber's hair. GIVE UP?!
"Between $30,000 and $40,000." The world is a crazy ass place, huh? But hey, I'm glad we could play this guessing game, I had fun. See you gu...
If you read this here blog regularly, then you know that I have quite the tumultuous relationship with Ke$ha. We've gone through several ups and downs, and it certainly hasn't been easy, but I think that finally we've reached an understanding. See, she just did an interview with Billboard, and after she talked (joked? I can't be sure) about banging her first groupie, she shared this story:
At a recent show, she pulled a boy onto the stage-something she does midway through each performance-b...
"At this point I don't think I'm going to be able to do anything right in anybody's eyes ever again, except kill myself or disappear, then people will be happy I guess."
- Jesse James, talking like a total pussy in an interview with PopEater.
If there's one kind of person that I despise, it's That Person who's constantly going on and on about how they should just kill themselves, because everyone hates them anyway and they'd just be doing the world a favor. And I know, there are actual suicidal people out there, but That Person isn't in that category. That ...
