All right, first I'm going to give you guys the story on Nicki Minaj and then we're going to discuss our feelings. Ready?
Hello, diva -- Nicki Minaj. During her (lip-syncing?) gig Saturday at Chateau, her workers told people at the club that they were not allowed to make eye contact with Minaj, according to inside sources.
Attention, mere mortals of Vegas and the world: We are too peasantry to observe Nicki Minaj's gaze.
She is the exalted hierarchy of no-looking-in-her-eyes potency, a specimen of unrivaled...
This would be such a fun movie, right? I'm sure the cinematic versions of the Candy Cane Forest and Gum Drop Mountain would be stunning, and just think about how neat it would be to cast - like, I bet Katy Perry would shit herself to be a part of this movie. Those were just my first thoughts though, maybe you're a little edgier and think a Candy Land movie would be too cutesy and silly. But wait:
“We envision it as Lord of The Rings, but set in a world of candy. We don’t see it as a movie based on a board game, although it has characters from that world...
I know, it's a tough question, isn't it? There are just so many choices. It could be literally any Lady Gaga song besides "Just Dance" (sometimes) and "Speechless" (always) and the country version of "Born This Way." But no, there is one specific Gaga song that the Lady herself cannot stand. Which one could it be?
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"If there's anything to be learned from me it's that I'm learning to celebrate what I was born with, even though it's sometimes been inconvenient. Having larger breasts has made it harder for me to shop throughout the years, but I've learnt to love it. It's so bizarre that people are constantly asking if my breasts are real or fake ... They're so obviously real that anyone who's ever seen or touched a breast would know."
- The most beautiful lady, Christina Hendricks, wants you to learn from ...
Once again, Chloe Sevigny fails at fashion. Bobby socks, Chloe, really? How long will it take for you to learn? There is one place where I've seen this look work, and that's at Dollywood in the 50's diner, and even then it was like "Dollywood, what kind of tired ass Happy Days bullshit are you trying to pull here?"
Am I just turning into a bitter old woman (I turn 23 next week, you guys, don't forget to send me an email or something) or is this outfit as ridiculous as I think it is?...
Man, is it your lucky week or what? This is the third day in a row of Lindsay Lohan in beachwear! Just look how carelessly she frolics along the sand, how gracefully she handles herself despite all the adversity she faces. She's the picture of strength and beauty, and don't you forget it.
Just one tip though: Lindsay, girl, you are too busty for a strapless top. Keep it classy, sister, that's all I want for you.
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Have you ever been hanging out with yourself or some friends, and all of a sudden the spirit moved you to make some sort of announcement? Nothing relevant, nothing terribly poignant, just something that had to be said right then and there? I do this all the time, and it turns out, so do celebrities. And you won't believe what a breeding ground Twitter is for such burning words.
And there are three of my favorite funny dudes with Twitter diarrhea (is that gross? People sa...
You have to give it up for Lindz on this one - when this girl wants something, she goes for it. Granted, most of the time she just wants in on a bottle of Grey Goose, but sometimes she wants in a movie, and you guys, this is one of those times. And it's too perfect.
There's been talks recently of a possible remake of the Stephen King classic, Carrie. Stephen King himself made a really offhand comment about it, he was just like ""I’ve heard rumblings about a Carrie remake ... Lindsay Lohan as Carrie White, hmmm. It would certainly be fun to cast." And that was all it ...
Ok, obviously that headline wasn't fair, and my choice in the image to display above was really unflattering. Clearly I need to get with the legal system and just support Lindsay already. I'm so sorry for being unnecessarily negative in these trying times.
Anyway, Lindsay went on house arrest yesterday, but not until after she posed for some silly looking pictures. It's comforting to know that some things never change, isn't it?
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“I don’t mind the fascination. It’s all good. It doesn’t define me... Like, if you guys focus energy on and spend energy on it, I don’t mind it. You know, people are sitting in the barbershop talking about my butt, it’s conversational. That’s what people are gonna do. As long as I’m talking about Nicki Minaj, I’m good."
- Nicki Minaj opens up about her fabled ass.
If y'all want to talk about Nicki's butt like we're at the barbershop, that's cool, but I want to talk about ...
Ok, I love Camilla Belle. Love. Her. So much. I think she's so stunning and she was in one of my tip top favorite movies, The Chumscrubber, plus she used to date the hot Jonas Brother, so basically she's perfect. And then this outfit happened.
Lady tuxes, really? I hate a damn lady tux. Camilla Belle was looking totally gorgeous, as always, and then she has to throw on this gross, silky mess of a tuxedo. I want to rip this trend off of the entire world and burn it in a barrel i...