You might remember that back in December, Emma Stone dyed her gorgeous, gorgeous red hair to a shade of blonde and I had really strong feelings about it. I admitted my undying love for gingers and we bonded over that. Remember?
Well, it's been six long months of blonde hair for Spider-Man, but now, filming is over and Emma is back. I feel like a weight has been lifted from the world's shoulders, you know, like this is one less thing that we have to have on our backs. For the first half of ...
Because if you couldn't tell by the first round of Blake Lively nudes, and if you were still a little confused after the second batch, then of course a confirmation from creepy Joe Francis will remove all doubts. Hey, he's seen a wide variety of naked ladies, ok?
Here's creepy Joe's deep thoughts on the matter:
“I would say 90 percent it’s an orchestrated attempt or act on her part [to raise her profile]. I’m not sure, but my inclination is that it’s coming from her. She knows what she’s doing or someone in her camp does. I think it’s a smart move. This will make her desirabl...
Being a tutor for the offspring of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin would be a pretty sweet gig, if you ask me. The pay is $98,000 a year, you work two to four hours a day, you get a free apartment of your very own in London. Plus, you get to travel around with the ever happy couple on their dime, and can you even imagine all the enlightening talks you could have with Gwyneth in passing? It would be a seriously awesome job.
The only problem? You have to be perfect.
If you can't ...
You guys know Diane Warren - she's written some of the best pop songs ever - and you definitely know Beyonce. In a most magical collaboration, Diane wrote a song that Beyonce recorded for her new album, and if Diane has anything to say about it, it's going to be one good ass song:
“I just wrote something a week and a half ago that Beyoncé recorded and I think it’s the best thing I’ve ever written. She sang it amazingly. I think it’s a career song and probably my favorite thing I’...
Let's talk numbers real quick. Nick Cannon was born in 1980. Mariah was born in 1970. Her first album came out in 1990, when she was 20 and Nick was 10. So yeah, little ten-year-old Nick Cannon could have definitely rocked out to "Visions of Love" and made out with her poster or whatever. Crazy, right?
This creepy little tidbit of information comes from an interview that Nick did with Perez Hilton:
Nick Cannon: I always knew I was going to be in love with Mariah Carey.
Perez Hilton...
Are you super excited about seeing Sarah Palin on your favorite show? Are you shivering in anticipation of seeing America's favorite mom sing and dance throughout America's favorite high school? Well, then I have one word for you:
PSYCHE!
At least, I'm fairly certain it's a "psyche" occasion. I got this tip from a quote by Jane Lynch, Glee's Sue Sylvester, in which she said "I'm pretty sure we got Sarah Palin to do a guest spot on 'Glee.' She'll perform an original tune I penned: 'Look at Me, I'm Batshit Crazy." I mean, I kn...
If there's anyone that I love to poke fun at, it's Justin Bieber Kristen Stewart Lindsay Lohan ok, there's a lot of people I like to poke fun at, but Gwyneth Paltrow is definitely high on that list. I think it's because she has such a high opinion of her questionable talent, and people like that always need to be knocked down a few pegs.
Anyway, Gwyneth went and got herself a Twitter account today, and if you read this here blog at all, you know that making fun of celebrities on Twitter is one of ...
Janice Dickinson is nothing but glamour and grace. She can do even the most mundane activities with a level of beauty that us common folk can only dream of, so it should come as no surprise that even while pumping gas, Janice can manage to wow the world with her ethereal magnificence.
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I have not been shy about expressing my feelings for Simon Cowell. I think he is a masterpiece of a man, and I always will. At least, that's what I thought until I saw these pictures. After that, my thoughts turned into distraught little bits of chaos.
This is yet another example of a gorgeous man refusing to age gracefully and getting some cosmetic procedures and then getting even more cosmetic procedures and then ending up looking like a monkey and/or a victim of assault. Seriously, just look through these pictures and then...
Because when you get engaged after six months of dating with a ring that's big enough to murder someone and you want to have a wedding as big as that royal one, getting married in two months just makes sense.
This information comes from Life & Style from an unnamed insider, but I believe it, mostly because poor Kim has been itching to get married for a while now. Besides, can you imagine what this is going to do for her TV show? People love fancy weddings, and, for whatever reason, people also love the Kardashians. This i...
You might remember that back in December, Emma Stone dyed her gorgeous, gorgeous red hair to a shade of blonde and I had really strong feelings about it. I admitted my undying love for gingers and we bonded over that. Remember?
Well, it's been six long months of blonde hair for Spider-Man, but now, filming is over and Emma is back. I feel like a weight has been lifted from the world's shoulders, you know, like this is one less thing that we have to have on our backs. For the first half of ...
Because if you couldn't tell by the first round of Blake Lively nudes, and if you were still a little confused after the second batch, then of course a confirmation from creepy Joe Francis will remove all doubts. Hey, he's seen a wide variety of naked ladies, ok?
Here's creepy Joe's deep thoughts on the matter:
“I would say 90 percent it’s an orchestrated attempt or act on her part [to raise her profile]. I’m not sure, but my inclination is that it’s coming from her. She knows what she’s doing or someone in her camp does. I think it’s a smart move. This will make her desirabl...
Being a tutor for the offspring of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin would be a pretty sweet gig, if you ask me. The pay is $98,000 a year, you work two to four hours a day, you get a free apartment of your very own in London. Plus, you get to travel around with the ever happy couple on their dime, and can you even imagine all the enlightening talks you could have with Gwyneth in passing? It would be a seriously awesome job.
The only problem? You have to be perfect.
If you can't ...
You guys know Diane Warren - she's written some of the best pop songs ever - and you definitely know Beyonce. In a most magical collaboration, Diane wrote a song that Beyonce recorded for her new album, and if Diane has anything to say about it, it's going to be one good ass song:
“I just wrote something a week and a half ago that Beyoncé recorded and I think it’s the best thing I’ve ever written. She sang it amazingly. I think it’s a career song and probably my favorite thing I’...
Let's talk numbers real quick. Nick Cannon was born in 1980. Mariah was born in 1970. Her first album came out in 1990, when she was 20 and Nick was 10. So yeah, little ten-year-old Nick Cannon could have definitely rocked out to "Visions of Love" and made out with her poster or whatever. Crazy, right?
This creepy little tidbit of information comes from an interview that Nick did with Perez Hilton:
Nick Cannon: I always knew I was going to be in love with Mariah Carey.
Perez Hilton...
Are you super excited about seeing Sarah Palin on your favorite show? Are you shivering in anticipation of seeing America's favorite mom sing and dance throughout America's favorite high school? Well, then I have one word for you:
PSYCHE!
At least, I'm fairly certain it's a "psyche" occasion. I got this tip from a quote by Jane Lynch, Glee's Sue Sylvester, in which she said "I'm pretty sure we got Sarah Palin to do a guest spot on 'Glee.' She'll perform an original tune I penned: 'Look at Me, I'm Batshit Crazy." I mean, I kn...
If there's anyone that I love to poke fun at, it's Justin Bieber Kristen Stewart Lindsay Lohan ok, there's a lot of people I like to poke fun at, but Gwyneth Paltrow is definitely high on that list. I think it's because she has such a high opinion of her questionable talent, and people like that always need to be knocked down a few pegs.
Anyway, Gwyneth went and got herself a Twitter account today, and if you read this here blog at all, you know that making fun of celebrities on Twitter is one of ...
Janice Dickinson is nothing but glamour and grace. She can do even the most mundane activities with a level of beauty that us common folk can only dream of, so it should come as no surprise that even while pumping gas, Janice can manage to wow the world with her ethereal magnificence.
[gallery]...
I have not been shy about expressing my feelings for Simon Cowell. I think he is a masterpiece of a man, and I always will. At least, that's what I thought until I saw these pictures. After that, my thoughts turned into distraught little bits of chaos.
This is yet another example of a gorgeous man refusing to age gracefully and getting some cosmetic procedures and then getting even more cosmetic procedures and then ending up looking like a monkey and/or a victim of assault. Seriously, just look through these pictures and then...
Because when you get engaged after six months of dating with a ring that's big enough to murder someone and you want to have a wedding as big as that royal one, getting married in two months just makes sense.
This information comes from Life & Style from an unnamed insider, but I believe it, mostly because poor Kim has been itching to get married for a while now. Besides, can you imagine what this is going to do for her TV show? People love fancy weddings, and, for whatever reason, people also love the Kardashians. This i...