Sometimes people lie. I know, I don't like it anymore than you do, but that's just the world we live in. People lie and cheat and steal, and there's not a damn thing we can do about it. Is that cynical enough for you? Well, then buckle up, because we're about to go more in depth with liars for today's Tweets.
Whatever, Urkel. Ppl obviously need more things in their lives, and where do you get off being so sanctimonious anyway? You punch ladies in their breasts implants.
Please, Ashton, ...
These rumors first started back in March, right after the long-awaited break up of Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake. Jessica was filming a movie called Playing the Field with Gerard Butler, and in typical Biel fashion, she was all over him. Their publicists said that the two were just friends, and that's been the story for a while. That's still the official word, but now there are pictures of Gerard taking Jessica for a ride on his motorcycle. And that changes everything.
People has a couple of quotes from...
I feel like such a fool, you guys. This weekend, I rejoiced so much over the pictures of Prince William and Kate Middleton in their fancy hats that I didn't even notice the fact that my ginger prince, Prince Harry, was there as well. He had his very own fancy hat and everything!
Please forgive me for not sharing this news with you sooner, but in an attempt to make up for my wrongdoing, I bring to you this gallery of Prince Harry being all sweaty in a polo match, all fancy for the derby, and all around beautiful. Are we good?
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“I get it, girls, that it’s cool to be a bad girl. But it is possible to make it in Hollywood without doing a reality show. When I came up in this business, if you made a sex tape, you were embarrassed and you hid it under your bed. And if you took naked pictures of yourself on your cell phone, you hide your face, people! Hide your face!”
The consistently adorable Reese Witherspoon takes time for some real talk during her acceptance speech for the Generation Award at last night's MTV Mo...
If we're to believe Spike TV's Guys Choice Awards, she has. That's the award Jennifer won last night: Decade of Hotness. And I'm not saying that she's not hot, I'm just saying that I don't know if she's THAT hot.
As you may have realized, I always turn to you guys in times of uncertainty. And this, dear friends, is one of those times. I'm going to show you a slew of Jennifer Aniston pictures from this past decade, and you guys can let me know if she deserves the award and, if not, who...
It's been a little over a month since the royal wedding craze, so I figure you guys would be cool to receive an update on what Prince William and Kate Middleton were up to these days. It'll be a pretty quick update: they've been wearing fancy hats!
This is a photo of the lovely couple at a derby yesterday. Personally, I think Will is looking suitably fly in his little top hat, but I'm a little disappointed with Kate. Now that she's a member of the royal family, she really needs to step up her hat game, right?...
Chris Brown is never going to be able to do anything right ever again. He tried showing humility by admitting that he crapped himself on stage before, he tried winning over all the penis lovers, and now he's trying cutesy tattoos. It's not going to work, Chris. It's just not.
I bet he wanted a regular smiley face but as soon as the tattoo was finished it morphed itself into something twisted and grotesque. Even ink understands when someone done went and fucked up for life.
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