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Celebrity Tweet of the Day: The Pants on Fire Edition

Sometimes people lie.  I know, I don't like it anymore than you do, but that's just the world we live in.  People lie and cheat and steal, and there's not a damn thing we can do about it.  Is that cynical enough for you?  Well, then buckle up, because we're about to go more in depth with liars for today's Tweets. Whatever, Urkel.  Ppl obviously need more things in their lives, and where do you get off being so sanctimonious anyway? You punch ladies in their breasts implants. Please, Ashton, ...

New Couple Alert: Gerard Butler and Jessica Biel

A photo of Gerard Butler and Jessica Biel These rumors first started back in March, right after the long-awaited break up of Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake.  Jessica was filming a movie called Playing the Field with Gerard Butler, and in typical Biel fashion, she was all over him.  Their publicists said that the two were just friends, and that's been the story for a while.  That's still the official word, but now there are pictures of Gerard taking Jessica for a ride on his motorcycle. And that changes everything. People has a couple of quotes from...

Prince Harry Looked Attractive This Weekend

A photo of Prince Harry I feel like such a fool, you guys.  This weekend, I rejoiced so much over the pictures of Prince William and Kate Middleton in their fancy hats that I didn't even notice the fact that my ginger prince, Prince Harry, was there as well.  He had his very own fancy hat and everything! Please forgive me for not sharing this news with you sooner, but in an attempt to make up for my wrongdoing, I bring to you this gallery of Prince Harry being all sweaty in a polo match, all fancy for the derby, and all around beautiful.  Are we good? [gallery columns="5"]...

Quotables: Reese Witherspoon Has Some Advice For You Racy Girls

A photo of Reese Witherspoon “I get it, girls, that it’s cool to be a bad girl. But it is possible to make it in Hollywood without doing a reality show. When I came up in this business, if you made a sex tape, you were embarrassed and you hid it under your bed. And if you took naked pictures of yourself on your cell phone, you hide your face, people! Hide your face!” The consistently adorable Reese Witherspoon takes time for some real talk during her acceptance speech for the Generation Award at last night's MTV Mo...

New Deathly Hallows Clip! Grab Your Tissues!

I started out this little story about five different ways - I had one about Freytag's triangle and one about how there's a pretty good chance that both Sarah and I will be a couple of hot messes come July 15th - but I can't even find the right words.  I think it's because I know that just before this scene is the scene where Harry finds out what "I open at the close" means and uses the Resurrection Stone and I CRY FOREVER. I know there are a lot of us who are pretty torn up about this m...

Has Jennifer Aniston Really Had A Decade of Hotness?

A photo of Jennifer Aniston If we're to believe Spike TV's Guys Choice Awards, she has. That's the award Jennifer won last night:  Decade of Hotness. And I'm not saying that she's not hot, I'm just saying that I don't know if she's THAT hot. As you may have realized, I always turn to you guys in times of uncertainty.  And this, dear friends, is one of those times.  I'm going to show you a slew of Jennifer Aniston pictures from this past decade, and you guys can let me know if she deserves the award and, if not, who...

Look, Everybody, It’s The First Official Trailer for Breaking Dawn!!!

Last week we brought you Breaking Dawn's first official poster, and just a few days ago you got to see the wedding teaser. But today's a brand new day, and even though you were originally going to have to wait until tonight's MTV Movie Awards to see this trailer, some kind, precious soul with connections decided that you shouldn't have to wait that long. Congratulations, Twihards.  Your time is nigh....

Sarah Palin: “I Know My American History”

Since you guys seemed so interested in Sarah Palin's fantastical retelling of the tale of Paul Revere, I thought you might be interested in this clip from her appearance on Fox News Sunday.  You can talk about American history to your heart's content in the comments, but for now, I'm just going to rejoice in the fact that this lady is not in charge of my government....

Love It or Leave It: Fancy Royal Hats!

A photo of Kate Middleton and Prince William It's been a little over a month since the royal wedding craze, so I figure you guys would be cool to receive an update on what Prince William and Kate Middleton were up to these days. It'll be a pretty quick update:  they've been wearing fancy hats! This is a photo of the lovely couple at a derby yesterday. Personally, I think Will is looking suitably fly in his little top hat, but I'm a little disappointed with Kate. Now that she's a member of the royal family, she really needs to step up her hat game, right?...

Did You Catch Paris on The View?

This happened a few days ago, but this little clip is just now starting to make the rounds, and I couldn't keep it from you. How could I? Barbara Walters and Whoopi Goldberg going after poor little defenseless Paris Hilton is too good to pass up. I love how Paris doesn't seem like a real person. From her words to her appearance, she just seems like a really advanced robot. Remember that time that she didn't understand the true meaning of Christmas or that time that she adopted 20 bunnies or those ...

Casey and Haley from Idol Are Doing An Album Together!

I don't even need to tell you how happy this makes me, do I? My two favorite American Idol contestants doing an album together, are you kidding me?  I could listen to Casey Abrams and Haley Reinhart make beautiful music all the livelong day, but a whole album of these two together recording whatever moves their hearts is going to be out of this world for me. According to one of Casey's bros, these crazy kids want to work together because they have the same taste in music, they'll be together on the I...

Love It or Leave It: Chris Brown’s New Tattoo

A photo of Chris Brown Chris Brown is never going to be able to do anything right ever again. He tried showing humility by admitting that he crapped himself on stage before, he tried winning over all the penis lovers, and now he's trying cutesy tattoos.  It's not going to work, Chris.  It's just not. I bet he wanted a regular smiley face but as soon as the tattoo was finished it morphed itself into something twisted and grotesque. Even ink understands when someone done went and fucked up for life. Yeah, s...
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