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Selena Gomez Is OK, I Guess

A photo of Selena Gomez Yesterday, we heard that Selena Gomez was taken to the hospital and stayed overnight for testing.  There was no word on what exactly was wrong with her, and there's still no word, but it looks like she's going to be all right: A source tells E! News that Selena Gomez is "on the mend" and she is going to be "OK." Yay! And that's not all... After cancelling her performance at the Santa Monica Place mall this afternoon, we find out that it has been rescheduled for Monday afternoon. Tha...

Happy Birthday, Hugh Laurie!

A photo of Hugh Laurie In case you didn't know, some seriously awesome people were born in the month of June.  I was born in June.  Sarah was born in June (her birthday's on Monday, you guys, don't forget). Jason Isaacs was born in June.  And if all of those awesome people who celebrate birthdays this month isn't enough to convince you of June's glory, let me just tell you that the divine Hugh Laurie was also born in this month - on this very day, in fact! When we celebrate birthdays here, I usually like to include...

Lily Allen Got Married, Looked Beautiful, Is Possibly Pregnant

A photo of Lily Allen I want nothing but the best for Lily Allen, and you should too. This girl had such a horrible time this past year, she deserves some happiness.  And boy, does she look happy.  Look at her, how adorable is she in these pictures?  Her little earmuff veil and her adorable smile?  I can't handle all this adorable. In addition to her wedding, she might also have another reason to be smiling, and that reason is a baby! According to The Daily Mail, Lily's brand new husband, Sam Cooper, announced today at the wedding that Lily is pre...

Oh Dear God, No, Not An Indiana Jones 5

Before I start, let me just say that I am not a huge fan of the Indiana Jones movies, not by a long shot.  I never watched them as a kid, just like I never watched Star Wars. I watched them when I was a teenager because my best friend wants the best for me and, for what it's worth (and also please don't hate me for this), I liked Indiana Jones way more than Star Wars, although I never got to watch The Last Crusade. I did watch the Crystal Skull nonsense though.  So just know that I am not taking this ...

Tina Fey Weighs in on Tracy Morgan

A photo of Tina Fey and Tracy Morgan When Sarah first brought you the news of Tracy Morgan's outrageously bigoted rant, she mentioned how weird it was that Tracy works so closely with Tina Fey on 30 Rock. If you didn't know, Tina Fey is awesome in nearly every way, including not being a homophobic prick. If you were also curious about what Tina's reaction would be to Tracy's rants and rambles, here it is: "The violent imagery of Tracy's rant was disturbing to me at a time when homophobic hate crimes continue to be a life-threat...

Something Is Wrong With Selena Gomez

A photo of Selena Gomez And I don't mean something's wrong with Selena Gomez like something is wrong with Nicole Kidman, I mean something is wrong with Selena Gomez as in she's been in the hospital undergoing tests since last night.  She was taken there right after her appearance on The Tonight Show.  Selena was "complaining of nausea and a severe headache," and she cancelled a concert in L.A. tonight. I'm not a doctor or anything, but I've watched a lot of House, which means that I know that nausea and a headache can be symptoms for a nu...

It’s OK, Everyone, Tracy Morgan Is Totally Sorry

A photo of Tracy Morgan When I read the horrible, sickening, backwards ass comments that Tracy Morgan made, I was outraged.  I don't understand how people can feel so much hate for other human beings, and I never will.  So I went about my business this morning and, into this afternoon, I was bothered by Tracy's inexplicable rage. Not even Christina Hendricks' magnificent beauty could completely turn my frown upside down.  But you guys, everything is ok now.  Everything is all better because Tracy apologized: “I want t...

Jessica Simpson’s Dad and I Don’t Approve of Jessica Simpson’s Fiance

A photo of Jessica Simpson and Joe Simpson And believe you me, we've had plenty of long chats with Jess to try and convince her to change her mind, but it just doesn't look like it's working.  Jessica is going to go ahead and marry shady Eric Johnson, no matter what her father and I think. Honestly, kids these days. Since Jessica's dad Joe is such a sweetheart, he went ahead and told In Touch how we feel: Wedding dress shopping? Check. Rings? Check. Location? Check. Seal of approval from the father of the bride? Not so much. Though Joe Simpson was intially...

Liv Tyler’s Leaked Photos!!!

A photo of Liv Tyler Man oh man, are these celebrities sure bad at taking private sexy pictures and having them end up on the Internet or what?  Well, you know how it is with these sorts of things - when it rains, it pours - and just after the Blake Lively mess, some raunchy Liv Tyler photos hit the scene, and let me tell you, they are some wild and crazy pictures! Aww, I'm just joshin' y'all!  I mean, not about the leaked pictures, because if you've got eyeballs, you can clearly see that there are some sexy p...

Kim Kardashian: Knocked Up by 2012

A photo of Kim Kardashian It sort of scares me how fast Kim Kardashian is moving with this whole engagement thing, is that weird?  Like if Kim were one of my girls, I would want to sit her down and have a good long chat with her to make sure that she knew what she wanted.  I don't know, maybe it's because I've spent such a considerable portion of my life looking at her ass, but I actually feel a little concerned for her. This potential baby news comes a week after the news that Kim is getting married to her brand...

Zach Galifianakis Gets the Cover of Rolling Stone, Is Naturally Amazing

A photo of Zach Galifianakis on the cover of Rolling Stone I don't need to reiterate my love for Zach Galifianakis, do I? We're all still very much aware of my undying devotion, right? All right, then let's go ahead and jump into some awesome quotes from Zach's issue of Rolling Stone: On taking pictures: "I'm terrible about people wanting to take pictures with me," Galifianakis says. "I'm a giant baby about it. They treat you like a cartoon. There's nothing you can do except make light of it. That's if I'm in the mood. Sometimes I get superbummed." On being awk...
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