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This well-known vixen took it upon herself to steal some poor stormtrooper's helmet at a party this past weekend. I know the picture's a little blurry, but you can still fap to it, Stars Wars nerds. And you're welcome.
Here are some hints: I wouldn't touch this particular lady with a ten foot pole, and if you were smart, you wouldn't either. Also, if you're turned on by this image, you could take it upon yourself to see a lot more of her in sexy video form. Also, David Hasselhoff.
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This well-known vixen took it upon herself to steal some poor stormtrooper's helmet at a party this past weekend. I know the picture's a little blurry, but you can still fap to it, Stars Wars nerds. And you're welcome.
Here are some hints: I wouldn't touch this particular lady with a ten foot pole, and if you were smart, you wouldn't either. Also, if you're turned on by this image, you could take it upon yourself to see a lot more of her in sexy video form. ...
How are you guys feeling about that crazy little couple that could, Nikki Reed and Paul McDonald? They started dating in April, kept creeping through May, and got engaged in June. What a whirlwind romance, right? What else could these wacky lovers get into this month?
One word: tattoos.
Yes, in the vein of many a young lover, Nikki and Paul got matching tattoos to commemorate their undying love for each other. Specifically, they got each other's names tattooed on their right ring fin...
And by "a couple," I clearly mean "a couple hundred." Damn, Jennifer Lopez, you're really comfortable going out in public in head to toe snakeskin? I don't know, I think that's pretty indicative of a problem. I mean, you are the lady who enjoys wearing nude jumpsuits and disco ball jumpsuits and atrocities of a more general nature, but really?
OH WAIT. I understand now. It's a revenge ensemble. You know, from that time that snake almost killed her. Because really, what better way t...
We haven't talked about dear, dear Taylor Momsen in a while. Ok, that's a lie, we talked about her last week, but before that we hadn't checked in on our lovely girl since April, and that just will not do.
The reason we haven't talked about her so much here lately is that she hasn't really been into a lot of trouble recently. As far as I can tell, she's just been playing with her band, living the dream. That's what these photos are all about - she played at a music festival this weekend - and I need to sh...
I'm a really emotional person. Don't play like you don't know. And as an emotional person, I get really strong feelings about little things. And sometimes - you guys know where this is headed - I get real strong feelings about Tweets. Lame, right? Whatever.
Here we have Sarah Silverman praising the existence of Neil Patrick Harris. Totally appropriate. Neil has got to be one of the cutest people I've ever seen, and I too praise him whenever possible.
Pete Wentz needs the biggest ...
I don't know if you guys could tell, but I am absolutely loving Emma Watson these days. She's endearing, she's beautiful - she's everything I could ever want in an actor who I probably won't care about in a year or two. And it's just dizzying.
If you're a fan, I'd pick up Emma's issue of Vogue, but for now here's a few quotes and, of course her photos:
On life after Harry Potter: “I have had no control over my life,” she blurts out. “I have lived in a complete bubble. They found me and picked me for the part. And now I’m desperately trying to find my way through it.”
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"I'm not afraid to talk about sex. Sex is not wrong. Sex is real life. I don't see sex to be a bad thing. Sex is an inspiration for everyone and I don't think there is one song that's ever been written that sex wasn't part of it. So that's what makes the world go round. I don't know if threesomes make the world go round, but I suppose, they're fun."
- Lady Gaga, giving one of the best quotes I've ever heard.
Seriously, Lady Gaga is finally good for something, because I have a new catchphra...
Because trust me, you want this one.
Remember when Catherine Hardwicke, the director of Twilight, told the story about how Robert Pattinson got cast because she made him make out with 17-year-old Kristen Stewart on her bed? Yeah, it's that bed:
Catherine said she still has the bed Rob and K-Stew first kissed on when they were rehearsing scenes at her house for the iconic first film in the series. And Catherine said she might put the bed up for auction to help Step Up Women’s Network if ther...
I know, I'm judging myself too, but check it out: I've only ever watched about two and a half episodes of The Bachelor, and it was the season with Jake and Vienna. I watched it mostly because my friend forced it on me, but a little bit of it was because I think Jake is one hot ass motherfucker and I'm always down for some solid dramz. And let me tell you, friends, this new season of Bachelor Pad is going to be nothing but solid dramz.
Jake and Vienna, who were engaged at the end of their season of The Bachelor, had a nasty breakup last summer. In f...
I don't want to say that I hate Ashlee Simpson, but I kind of hate Ashlee Simpson. I don't like the way she's treating poor little Pete Wentz, and these here photos are doing a nice job of fueling my rage all over again. Look at his little happy smile - he just loves his little family so much! Pete Wentz is a tragically beautiful man and Ashlee Simpson is a vicious harpy, and these pictures prove it.
Enjoy!
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Man, it's been a wild and crazy ride with Selena Gomez these past few days, huh? First there was the hospital trip on Thursday night, then the cancelled concert on Friday night, then she was fine yesterday, but now she's back at the hospital. But at least this time, we have a little clue as to what the problem is: blood pressure.
Sources tell us Gomez has undergone a number of tests for blood pressure issues, but so far ... doctors have not been able to determine what is causing the problem.
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"Would I be okay with it if I found out Dexter was a serial killer? I don’t know. I'm glad it's not up to me. I feel that that decision is in the writers' capable hands and they will justify it, and it will be the hardest thing I've ever played but I look forward to doing it. Is there room for it? Certainly. My instinct today is she would put her handcuffs on him. But it changes from day to day."
- Jennifer Carpenter discusses her character's feelings on her beautiful serial killer of a bro...