"A lot of people think that and they talk about nepotism which I think is so ridiculous considering it's obviously not true, because I've auditioned for so many things and never gotten the part. Also it's like, you know, maybe someone can get you one part but they can't really get you ten parts."
- Julia Roberts' niece, Emma Roberts, answers a question about her much more famous family.
Sure, Emma, your incredibly famous and popular aunt, Julia, and your somewhat famous father, Eric, had...
And no, I'm not talking about Broadway or the West End or anything where the vast majority of us won't be able to see it. I'm talking about a film version. It's ok, I squealed too.
The immensely talented Hugh Jackman is currently in talks to star as Jean Valjean, and if it's made official, he'll be the first actor to sign on to the project. Which means we can spend hours and hours talking about who Hugh's perfect Javert would be. Or I can spend hours and hours talking to my guinea pig about who Hugh's perfect Javert would be. Either way, ...
It's called Pottermore, and that little screencap above is the only thing there so far. Well, that, and if you click on one of the owls, you get linked to a YouTube page with a countdown to an announcement from JK Rowling (five days!), and the caption for the video is "The owls are gathering ... find out why soon." Kind of cryptic, right? WHAT COULD IT BE?!
My biggest Harry Potter dream would have to be another seven books, all about the Marauders. You know, like the same structure as the seven Harry Potters, except with Harry's dad an...
See, kids, this is why you don't start relationships with your boss. Because then things get all complicated and you freak out because he's approximately eight million years older than you and then he gets you a sweet cover for his porno mag, then totally embarrasses you on it by referencing a Julia Roberts movie. And, like, how are you ever going to face your friends after this?...
You guys, I legitimately feel sick over this. Is that bananas? I feel physically ill that Madonna, star of such masterpieces as Swept Away and Body of Evidence, is going to be a guest on Inside the Actors Studio. Madonna is going to be used as a tool to teach the youth, the children that will be the future of acting. No matter how many times I say it, it doesn't make it ok.
Am I reacting too emotionally to this news, or do any of you think this is absolutely ridiculous as well?...
“I know what everyone was saying. And during that Grammy moment, when I nearly collapsed, I was thinking, Are you kidding me? I’ve always been really good with my heels. Even pregnant, I could perform in heels. Note to self: Never wear a train onstage. My heel got caught in my train, and if it wasn’t for Jennifer Hudson, who picked me up as I went down, I would have fallen to the floor. When it happened, it was just like, What else, God?! What else?! I threw my hands up in the air and sta...
Ok, let me give dear Diane Kruger the benefit of the doubt for a bit first. See, I don't think she's ACTUALLY covered in urine, I think it's just the colors of the dress. Diane is notoriously well-dressed, so I highly doubt that she would attend an event after spilling urine all over herself. Plus, she's there with her one true love, Pacey, and I don't think she would want to embarrass him like that. Also, I'm still not wearing my glasses, but my eyesight's not incredibly bad, and I'm near...
Ok, just stick with me, you guys. iCarly is a good ass show. Seriously, everyone who's ever seen it enjoys it. Fans of the show that I know personally include my father, my boyfriend, my roommate's nephew, and a 400 pound man I met at a party one time who drank a pint of whiskey while we enjoyed Nickelodeon together. If you haven't already, just give it a chance, all right? Thank you.
Anyway, I've talked about this show for a hot second before, but now that the First Lady is involved, ...
First things first: Kim got a haircut. Love her or hate her, you've got to admit that this girl is not unattractive, and I think those few inches she just took off really helps. You know, like she needs help in that department. She's mind-numblingly dumb but insanely gorgeous. And isn't that always the way.
And here's a bonus bit of Kardashian news: you can now purchase a gift for Kim and her man straight from their wedding registry! So if you feel like purchasing a fancy $1,000 clock or 18 plates for $670 a pop, ...
The name of Justin Timberlake is synonymous with "heartbreaker," at least in most circles. For instance, every single day this man neglects to make serious music, thousands and thousands of innocent people cry a single tear of grief. I'm sure it's quite the load to carry, but Justin does it, and he'll continue to do it after his interview with Playboy makes the rounds.
On friends with benefits: I don’t think I’ve ever had that type of relationship. I get hooked on every level when I get clo...
It's a boy!
That's all we know. Natalie gave birth to her lovechild who is male yesterday, and that is it. They haven't released a name. They haven't even given out the obligatory "the mother and child are doing just fine" statement, though I'm sure they are. Things seem to be very hush hush with Natalie's surely perfect baby, so we're just going to have to wait till the Life & Style photo shoot to see how beautiful this angel baby really is.
Wait, we still care about Natalie Portman, right? Because if not, this...
Are you having a bad summer so far? Do you need to have a little fun in the sun? Then I suggest breaking a bunch of laws. That's what Lindsay did, and she's having the best summer ever! She's been doing some modelling on her roof and hanging out in swimwear, and just this Sunday she had a sweet barbecue for her friends! What more could a convict ask for?
What do you think will happen the next time Lindsay breaks the law and gets punished? She'll probably get put on house arrest in a carnival with a petting z...