"Well, I think we created the only dry humping scene ever seen in a movie. I've got to say there's nothing wrong with a good jean jam. I'm serious. I don’t know why that's funny to you guys. But also we felt collectively, the both of us, that we had a responsibility. And that was to the young people who are going to buy tickets to, I don't know, Transformers and go see this movie because they're underage. It really is a public service announcement for safe sex."
- Justin Timberlake, wh...
And I don't mean Emma Stone as Elizabeth Bennet in just any tired old Pride and Prejudice remake, I mean Emma Stone as Elizabeth Bennet in Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. And I mean it hard. She's been offered the role already, she just has to be sweet enough to make my entire life and accept it.
Emma Stone is obviously beautiful, but she's also a pretty great actress. You guys saw Easy A, right? Emma's more than capable of carrying a movie, and a period comedy? I have no doubt that she would blow us all away.
I haven't read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies or anything (should I? Can we get some book reviews happen...
I don't know about you guys, but I feel like this is going to be a great day. It looks like it might be somewhat sunny later, I get to play with my puppies, I have super glittery fingernails that keep catching my attention from my keyboard. There's just some kind of magic in the air, so naturally, I want to share that with you. And the only way I know how to do that is by posting a picture of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson having a ball down at the Splash Mountain. Is that adequate?
Image courtesy of TMZ
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Does anyone understand the impulse to get all inappropriately touchy with your favorite celebrities? And I'm not talking about stalking or getting inappropriately touchy with a knife, I hope none of you understand that at all, I'm talking about working yourself up over a celebrity to the point where you cannot help but sneak around security to give a very unwanted hug. Like this poor girl at the Miley Cyrus concert who has too much obsession in her to stay behind the barrier. What's that all about?
I als...
"Sometimes people have to go through things. We all understand that, and we all deserve a second chance. I'm not worried about her at all. I think she's going to get through this because she is ridiculously talented. When you love once, you always will, and you have to care."
I agree, Wilmer, I totally think Lindsay deserves a second chance. However, I think that second chance was probably sometime in 2006, right? This girl is miles past a second chance; if I had to guess, I'd say that ...
If not, then you better make some room, because it's coming your way pretty soon. I know, you've already spent a couple of years learning to love and adore Snooki, The Situation, and all the others for all that they are, and I know it hurts, but life is about change. That's why, after the fifth season, Jersey Shore is starting from scratch.
The good news is that we've still got two whole seasons with our favorite guidos and guidettes. They just finished filming the fourth season, the one in Italy, and they start fi...
This is a whole lot for me to process, ok? I've always thought Katy Perry was an attractive lady, but I think a lot of the attractiveness comes from her budget Betty Page vibe. The thing is, now that she's made the plunge and jumped on the ginger bandwagon, she just sort of looks like some moderately hot chick you'd see down at the pool, you know? And I feel so bad about that, because I've always considered myself a ginger advocate, but how I am supposed to take that role seriously now that I'm so put...
Yeah, Lindsay had to go to court this morning for violating probation, and no, she's not going to jail. It turns out that even though she failed a urine test for booze and even though she refused to take a couple of drug and alcohol tests last month, she'd only been ordered to take the drug and alcohol tests until February, so it doesn't even matter. So basically, today the judge was like "ok, no more parties, and you can only have one friend over at a time, but if you're cool with that, t...
Earlier this week, Pink released the first photo of her daughter, Willow Sage Hart (still such a kickass name, right?). It was and still is super cute, as you can see above, and it melted all our hearts. And then, last night, Pink posted a note on her site explaining why she released the picture, and I thought it was just wonderful, and by far the best response to paparazzi attacks I've ever heard.
It's kind of long, so you can go ahead and jump on through to read the whole thing, but I strongly suggest that you do. If you don't, just know that s...
And for all the best reasons, you guys, because Ice-T and Coco have the purest love. Or did you not know that?
Let's listen to this lovely couple explain their reasoning behind procreating:
“Coco has been pushing Ice for some time about starting a family,” a pal divulged. “He’s finally given in, and promised that if their show ‘Ice Loves Coco’ gets picked up for a second season they’ll try for a baby.” A pregnancy would put 32-year-old Coco’s modeling career on hold, the s...
After a good few days of letting my Harry Potter dreams run wild, it looks like we might be close to figuring out what Pottermore is all about. And even though it's not a completely new series of books, it still sounds pretty wonderful. Here's the "leaked marketing memo" from Gawker:
[Pottermore is] a sophisticated online game that contains clues to prizes that are hidden in the real world. These are an unstated number of magic wands secreted in Britain and America, and possibly other countries.
So ok, hold the fuc...
"Well, I think we created the only dry humping scene ever seen in a movie. I've got to say there's nothing wrong with a good jean jam. I'm serious. I don’t know why that's funny to you guys. But also we felt collectively, the both of us, that we had a responsibility. And that was to the young people who are going to buy tickets to, I don't know, Transformers and go see this movie because they're underage. It really is a public service announcement for safe sex."
- Justin Timberlake, wh...
And I don't mean Emma Stone as Elizabeth Bennet in just any tired old Pride and Prejudice remake, I mean Emma Stone as Elizabeth Bennet in Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. And I mean it hard. She's been offered the role already, she just has to be sweet enough to make my entire life and accept it.
Emma Stone is obviously beautiful, but she's also a pretty great actress. You guys saw Easy A, right? Emma's more than capable of carrying a movie, and a period comedy? I have no doubt that she would blow us all away.
I haven't read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies or anything (should I? Can we get some book reviews happen...
I don't know about you guys, but I feel like this is going to be a great day. It looks like it might be somewhat sunny later, I get to play with my puppies, I have super glittery fingernails that keep catching my attention from my keyboard. There's just some kind of magic in the air, so naturally, I want to share that with you. And the only way I know how to do that is by posting a picture of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson having a ball down at the Splash Mountain. Is that adequate?
Image courtesy of TMZ
...
Does anyone understand the impulse to get all inappropriately touchy with your favorite celebrities? And I'm not talking about stalking or getting inappropriately touchy with a knife, I hope none of you understand that at all, I'm talking about working yourself up over a celebrity to the point where you cannot help but sneak around security to give a very unwanted hug. Like this poor girl at the Miley Cyrus concert who has too much obsession in her to stay behind the barrier. What's that all about?
I als...
"Sometimes people have to go through things. We all understand that, and we all deserve a second chance. I'm not worried about her at all. I think she's going to get through this because she is ridiculously talented. When you love once, you always will, and you have to care."
I agree, Wilmer, I totally think Lindsay deserves a second chance. However, I think that second chance was probably sometime in 2006, right? This girl is miles past a second chance; if I had to guess, I'd say that ...
If not, then you better make some room, because it's coming your way pretty soon. I know, you've already spent a couple of years learning to love and adore Snooki, The Situation, and all the others for all that they are, and I know it hurts, but life is about change. That's why, after the fifth season, Jersey Shore is starting from scratch.
The good news is that we've still got two whole seasons with our favorite guidos and guidettes. They just finished filming the fourth season, the one in Italy, and they start fi...
This is a whole lot for me to process, ok? I've always thought Katy Perry was an attractive lady, but I think a lot of the attractiveness comes from her budget Betty Page vibe. The thing is, now that she's made the plunge and jumped on the ginger bandwagon, she just sort of looks like some moderately hot chick you'd see down at the pool, you know? And I feel so bad about that, because I've always considered myself a ginger advocate, but how I am supposed to take that role seriously now that I'm so put...
Yeah, Lindsay had to go to court this morning for violating probation, and no, she's not going to jail. It turns out that even though she failed a urine test for booze and even though she refused to take a couple of drug and alcohol tests last month, she'd only been ordered to take the drug and alcohol tests until February, so it doesn't even matter. So basically, today the judge was like "ok, no more parties, and you can only have one friend over at a time, but if you're cool with that, t...
Earlier this week, Pink released the first photo of her daughter, Willow Sage Hart (still such a kickass name, right?). It was and still is super cute, as you can see above, and it melted all our hearts. And then, last night, Pink posted a note on her site explaining why she released the picture, and I thought it was just wonderful, and by far the best response to paparazzi attacks I've ever heard.
It's kind of long, so you can go ahead and jump on through to read the whole thing, but I strongly suggest that you do. If you don't, just know that s...
And for all the best reasons, you guys, because Ice-T and Coco have the purest love. Or did you not know that?
Let's listen to this lovely couple explain their reasoning behind procreating:
“Coco has been pushing Ice for some time about starting a family,” a pal divulged. “He’s finally given in, and promised that if their show ‘Ice Loves Coco’ gets picked up for a second season they’ll try for a baby.” A pregnancy would put 32-year-old Coco’s modeling career on hold, the s...
After a good few days of letting my Harry Potter dreams run wild, it looks like we might be close to figuring out what Pottermore is all about. And even though it's not a completely new series of books, it still sounds pretty wonderful. Here's the "leaked marketing memo" from Gawker:
[Pottermore is] a sophisticated online game that contains clues to prizes that are hidden in the real world. These are an unstated number of magic wands secreted in Britain and America, and possibly other countries.
So ok, hold the fuc...