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Newsweek Gets Creepy for What Would Have Been Princess Diana’s 50th Birthday

A photo of Princess Diana and Kate Middleton on the cover of Newsweek Check out that cover, huh?  Yeah, I'm sure that didn't make anybody feel weird at all.  It totally looks like an appropriate choice from all angles.  For sure. Princess Diana would have turned 50 on July 1st of this year, so, of course, Newsweek thought it would be fun to talk about all the things she'd be into nowadays, and how she would feel about everything going on in the world.  You know, if she wasn't dead.  Cool, right? What she would look like: Still great-looking: that’s a given. Her mother, Frances Shand Kydd, with her cornflower-blue eyes and striding sexuality, was a handsome woman to t...

Johnny Knoxville Remembers Ryan Dunn

A photo of Johnny Knoxville and Ryan Dunn I'm sure a lot of you still think that Ryan Dunn is a reckless asshole, and that's fair, but I'm sure a lot of you are also still feeling pretty sad about the whole thing.  And if you were wondering how fellow Jackass Johnny Knoxville feels about the whole thing, I'm pretty sure he feels both of those things pretty strongly. Over at the Dickhouse site, Dickhouse being Johnny's production company, they've been running a little "In Memory of Ryan" series. Jeff Tremaine, the director of Jackass, d...

Katie Holmes Looks Really Cute, I Think!

A photo of Katie Holmes For those of you who have followed this blog for a long time, or even those of you who have kept up with celebrity gossip for a long time, you'll remember that Katie Holmes hasn't always had the greatest fashion sense. Sure, she's been looking better these days, I guess, but this is the first time I think she's looked cute. Or, you know, almost cute.  Either way, it's a start. The only things I don't like about this dress are the sides of it, because I think cut out dresses are usually silly, and the hem. There's something off about the hem, isn't there?  I don't know, it bothers me, and that's ...

Robert Pattinson Is A Party Monster and It Hurts Kristen Stewart’s Feelings

A photo of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson If you haven't noticed, for the past few months I have been steadily falling in love with this man, this glorious Robert Pattinson, and in my fangirl heart of hearts, I worry that Kristen Stewart is not the right lady for him.  And judging by this story, I think I might be right: “Rob’s been partying hard. He’s been out almost every night at concerts and dinners with pals – and this is hot on the heels of him going out clubbing with Sienna Miller in London a few weeks ago. “Kristen’s upset about his partying and ended up having a tearful showdo...

We Need to Talk About What Chris Brown Wore Last Night

A photo of Chris Brown This morning, Sarah told you guys about Chris Brown at the BET Awards, and she even showed you a gallery of the awards, but still, I can't leave this alone. I just can't.  There are so many unanswered questions and unresolved feelings about what this man wore to perform in last night, and I've always been an advocate of using teamwork to come to terms with tragedies and to evolve the soul, and so here we are. Someone please justify what Chris Brown is doing here. Breezy fans, this is your moment:  you can't justify a lot of things that Chris Brown has d...

Love It or Leave It: Lady Gaga Needs to Stop

I get Lady Gaga, I do. She's a wacky girl with a heart of gold. That's fine, that's whatever, she can do her thing, I don't care. But this is where I draw the line.  "This" being talking sincerely about the dream of Japan while keeping her eyes shut tight so you can check out her crazy makeup.  Because she's so out there, you guys, did you get that? No one else has done what she's doing.  Totally original, totally fresh.  And totally sincere about the tragedies that happened in Japan.  Ugh. On a purely superficial level though, how weird are her anime eyes right here?  So creepy, right? /> I get Lady Gaga, I do. She's a wacky girl with a heart of gold. That's fine, that's whatever, she can do her thing, I don't care. But this is where I draw the line.  "This" being talking sincerely about the dream of Japan while keeping her eyes shut tight so you can check out her crazy makeup.  Because she's so out there, you guys, did you get that? No one else has done what she's doing.  Totally original, totally fresh.  And totally sincere about the tragedies that happened in Japan.  Ugh. On a purely superficial level though, how weird are her anime eyes right here?  So creepy, right?...

Would You Guys Be Down for A Destiny’s Child Reunion?

Well, then you best get your ass over to Glastonbury, because the word is that Beyonce will be joined onstage tonight by those lovely ladies, Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams, to recreate one of the most magical musical trios of all time!  I know, I'm looking into airline tickets too! Before we all get our hopes up too high, let's get grounded a little by reading the actual story: A story in today's Daily Mirror claims Michelle, 30, first suggested the idea that the girls get together and now it seems all three will at least spend some time together at the festival. An insider claimed: "Beyoncé was over the ...

Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz Got Married

A photo of Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz Oh, you mean you didn't know Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz were dating? You didn't even know that Rachel Weisz was still alive after she stopped being in the Mummy movies?  Well, you're not alone, because the rest of the whole world feels the same way. The couple, who have been dating since last fall, got married last Wednesday in New York, and it sounds like even most of their own families didn't know about it.  The secret wedding only had four guests - Daniel's kid, Rachel's kid, and...

Justin Bieber Wants to Be Lil Wayne’s BFF, Lil Wayne Refuses

A photo of Lil Wayne Here's the story: Justin Bieber loves Lil Wayne.  So much.  He wants to rub his feet and take him to the beach and do all those things that people in love do together.  Well, ok, that last bit is mostly fantasy on my part, but Justin really does love Weezy to pieces.  Here, I'll let Lil Wayne describe it for you himself: "That's my little homie now. He texts me every night asking me to do [his] damn song. That's my nigga, but I can't do it. Like I said, I don't want to fuck his shit up." What...

Neil Patrick Harris And Tons of Other Awesome People Are Allowed to Get Married Now!

A photo of Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka As I'm sure you've heard by now, last night New York legalized gay marriage.  As if this news wasn't beautiful enough, the word is that this wonderful decision is making other states reconsider their own stances on the issue.  Do you know how glorious it would be if all the states got it together long enough to make marriage legal for everyone?  It would be more glorious than dry humping Justin Timberlake. It would even be more glorious than Katy Perry's boobs. And are you ready for thi...

Jessica Simpson Is Planning An Intervention for Ashlee

A photo of Ashlee Simpson and Jessica Simpson That felt really strange to write. It's like, when did this world become a place where Jessica Simpson could tell anyone "hey, you have a drinking problem"?  I guess it happened when Ashlee Simpson started looking a little bit like a heartless bitch and also started guzzling "eight to ten bottles of wine a week." Yeah, probably somewhere around then. From Star via Celebitchy: Jessica Simpson has staged an intervention for her troubled 26-year-old sister, Ashlee. Ashlee is in the middle of a painful split from Fall Out ...
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