Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Janice Dickinson Doesn’t Look Healthy, Right?

A photo of Janice Dickinson I know you guys always love galleries of hot girls in bikinis, so yeah, you're welcome for this. But this time, I'd like to do a little more than just add some images to your spank bank. No, this time I also want to discuss the well-being of the beloved Janice Dickinson. She's losing it, isn't she? I mean, she's never really had it, but you don't think it's drugs, do you? Maybe she's back to the substance abuse? And can anyone explain what exactly is going on with her belly button? I have no idea about any of this, that's why I need your input on this one. Come through for me, friends, so I can know exact...

Pink Is The Most Darling Mother, Right?

A photo of Pink, Carey Hart, and Willow Sage Hart I loved Pink when she sang songs like "Don't Let Me Get Me" and made me feel like less of an awkward, 12-year-old mess, and I love her now. And just when I thought I couldn't love her any more, she goes and proves herself to be one of the most kickass moms in Hollywood. If you weren't convinced yet, check out this precious interview: On how she wanted her daughter to be born: “We watched Ricki Lake's documentary The Business of Being Born early on. It was so enlightening and empowering. We took all kinds of classes and decided to work with midwives at The Sanctuary … I was really looking fo...

So I Think Ke$ha’s Next Album Isn’t Going to Completely Suck

A photo of Ke$ha I know, I was shocked by the notion too, but something tells me that, unlike her previous efforts, Ke$ha's next album is going to be mediocre to all right. Doesn't it feel like the world is shifting a little bit? Here's Ke$ha's quote that makes me feel like she's capable of producing something that's not absolute trash in the near future: "I definitely want the next record to be experimental and I would love to play with all the different sounds of the music I listen to. I really want some di...

Quotables: Kim Cattrall Is So Sad

A photo of Kim Cattrall "I’ve always wanted to have children. That never happened. And I thought, ‘Well, I’ll do it next year. I’ll do it after this film. And then there was, ‘Oh I’m single’… there is a feeling you give up a lot on this job, but you have to get a lot back, too. Luckily I have great friends and I have found a tremendous amount of happiness in mentoring young actors. They’re like my kids. [The price I've paid as an actor] is that I’ve been very lonely a lot in my life. I’ve had t...

Octomom Doesn’t Hate Her Babies After All!

A photo of Nadya Suleman Remember last week when Nadya "Octomom" Suleman was going on about how her babies "disgust" her and her older children are "monsters" and she sits in the bathroom "for hours" to avoid them? Wasn't that such a gross interview? Well, it's all ok now, because according to Octomom, it's all a lie! Huzzah! From TMZ: Quotes from Octomom flew all over the Internet this week -- the most damaging being, "I hate babies, they disgust me" -- the only problem is ... Octomom says SHE NEVER GAVE THEM!...

Let’s Let Daniel Radcliffe Hold Our Hands Through The End of Harry Potter

A photo of Daniel Radcliffe The end is almost here, you guys. Can you believe it? After so many years of wonderful adventures and so many different rollercoasters of emotion (why, no, I am still not ok with what happened to Sirius), in less than two weeks, it's going to be over. And Daniel Radcliffe, sweetheart that he is, is willing to give almost pointless interviews to ease the pain. Here are some quotes from The Boy Who Lived himself: On his whole Potter experience: "I feel like It's been a huge learning curve...

Geri Halliwell Is Slowly Morphing into A Mermaid

A photo of Geri Halliwell I know what you're thinking: "oh, another gallery of Geri Halliwell in a bikini, I get to see some nipples today!" Well, perv, there will be no Ginger Spice nipple action happening on this day, but you get something even better. You get a far-fetched theory involving magic and sea creatures. And really, which one sounds better? Ok, see, some people might think that since there's photo after photo of Geri Halliwell playing in the water and rocking bikinis, she must be on vacation. But I sa...

Andrew Keegan Will Listen to His Music As Loud As He Wants

A photo of Andrew Keegan Andrew Keegan - you guys know Andrew Keegan.  He was the guy in 10 Things I Hate About You who wasn't Heath Ledger or Joseph Gordon-Levitt. He was also on 7th Heaven, and one of my favorite ridiculous movies, A Midsummer Night's Rave.  I also could have absolutely sworn that he was in the first episode of Buffy, but it turns out that that's Eric Balfour, who, in my defense, does look a bit similar. So we're all caught up on Andrew Keegan then? Good, because if you're not, then he's tough en...

Ke$ha Loves America, What About You?!

A photo of Ke$ha If I can think of a single image that our forefathers would be proud to see as a representation of all their hard work, it would be this photo of Ke$ha in torn fishnets, a ripped American flag shirt, and a look of patriotism on her face the likes of which I've never seen before. I just know that on this very day, 235 years ago, when Thomas Jefferson was gazing proudly upon the Declaration of Independence, he also had just a sliver of pride in his heart for the future of this great land. I ...

Love It or Leave It: Olivia Wilde for The L.A. Times

A photo of Olivia Wilde I think Olivia Wilde is off the charts hot. Like, I think there's a solid chance that she's the most gorgeous lady working in Hollywood today. That doesn't mean I like anything at all about her, and it doesn't mean I hate anything about her either, it just means that I like her face, and it means that I like it a lot. All that being said, I think that the L.A. Times really did a big disservice to Olivia here. She's undeniably attractive with the old glamour look here, but personally, I think she thrives on House, in Thirteen's s...

Quotables: Kid Rock Hates Hilary Swank Movies

A photo of Kid Rock "The Hilary Swank movie where you walk out of there with tears and just feel terrible. I can’t handle it. I just want to see somebody fall off a ladder, the boy and girl go home to a big pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, and feel great about myself. I don’t want any drama in my life — not even in a f*cking movie. Not even when it’s… What’s fake? Is it fiction? Even if it’s fiction, I don’t want it. I just want to be happy and have fun." - Kid Rock tells Men's Journal abo...

Ann Coulter Is Trash-Talking Princess Diana

A photo of Ann Coulter Todays "Oh No She Didn't" moment is brought to you by the always ridiculous Ann Coulter. Ann's been promoting her new book, Demonic: How the Liberal Mob is Endangering America (ugh), and in a recent interview, she was asked about that super creepy Newsweek cover of Princess Diana with Kate Middleton. Here's her response: "I think it's an insult to, what's her name? Kate Middleton," opined Coulter, stating that Middleton is "head and shoulders classier than Lady Di." She added, "I find it...