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Hey, Brooke Mueller, What Do You Have There?

A photo of Brooke Mueller Is that a crack pipe I spy in your hand, Brooke? Why, I do believe it is! And here I was thinking that you just finished another trip to rehab. And aren't you supposed to have custody of those kids you have with Charlie? Brooke, I'm usually not one to tell a girl how to live her life, but honey, once you get photographed looking like this with a sketchy old tin foil crack pipe in your hands? I think that's a solid indicator, along with the fact that every single time I tried to type your name I put "Broke" in...

Quotables: Tom Felton Is Joking, Right?

A photo of Tom Felton "I was thinking of doing some N-Dubz-style stuff. I am looking to get into the grime rap UK scene. I'm going to change my image - backward caps, the lot. It's still under wraps so I can't really talk about it." - Tom Felton pulling our legs/tabloids lying to us again. Right? We know that Tom got himself a record deal not too long ago, but he sang these adorable little acoustic songs that were nowhere near "grime rap." I just can't believe that Draco would sincerely take up rapping. If I...

Remember Pia?

Of course you remember Pia! She was that boring, semi-irritating girl on this past season of American Idol, and everyone was shocked when she was eliminated, but then I told you that she was going to be just fine and then you all felt so much better. And hey, I was right. This is Pia's first official single, can you believe it?! She just got a shiny new record deal with Interscope, and now she can release boring ol' singles like this on a larger scale. Aren't we so excited? But what do you guys think of this song? More boring Pia, right? I mean, obviously the g...

We Really Need to Talk About The Beckham Baby’s Name

A photo of David Beckham and Victoria Beckham As I'm sure many of you have heard by now, David and Victoria Beckham have gone against my express wishes and named their daughter something other than Santa. No, instead of having a little baby girl with a lovely, festive name with magical connotations, they went in a different direction. The name, of course? Harper Seven Beckham. Honestly? Ok, I'm fine with Harper. I actually love Harper. Kelly Kapowski named her daughter Harper, and I was just pleased as punch. The problem, for me, lies in the middle name. I didn't even know that the Beckhams were Seinfeld fans: ...

Robert Pattinson Has The Douchiest Haircut

A photo of Robert Pattinson I have a lot of conflicting feelings about this haircut. My first thought, and I'm sure there's a good chance it was your first thought as well, was "oh my giddy god, Robert Pattinson, you have done slashed up your beautiful Twilight hair into some monstrosity that I can't even start to comprehend." And then, my second thought, the one that came from the deepest, darkest corner of my heart, was "damn, that's an attractive man." Ok, stick with me on this. Even though I've recently grown...

Hollywood Arranged A Play Date for Prince William and Kate Middleton Last Night

A photo of Prince William and Kate Middleton Ok, it technically wasn't just a play date, it was the inaugural 'BAFTA Brits to Watch' event, and its purpose was to "highlight the incredible depth and range of great British talent currently emerging in film, television and video games," but between me and you, I think that's just some highfalutin reasoning for a bunch of American celebrities to get to meet some real live royalty. If you look through the gallery, you can see that it's divided into three different categories: there's some tra...

Victoria Beckham and Kate Hudson Had Their Babies!

A photo of Victoria Beckham and Kate Hudson Yesterday, Kate Hudson gave birth to a healthy little baby boy. No word yet on the name, but for now I'm sure we can get by with imagining the baby's father and Kate's fiance, Matthew Bellamy of Muse, singing the kid some lullabyes. Doesn't that sound nice? You know what sounds nicer? This morning, Victoria Beckham gave birth to her little girl! Girlfriend is healthy, weighing in at seven pounds and ten ounces - the baby, not Victoria, LOL! - and, considering her parents, I'm sure she's the most darling thing. And of course, there's no name yet, but I don't think that ...

Harry Potter Wants to Be An Archaeologist, How Darling!

A photo of Daniel Radcliffe I honestly can't get over how completely precious Daniel Radcliffe is to me. And not in an "oh my gosh, I want to bang The Boy Who Lived" way (wouldn't that be so weird?), in an "oh my gosh, I want to put this boy in my pocket and carry him around with me for always and dress him up in little suits and have him talk to me in his little voice and just love him to pieces!" way. Is that a common thought? Anyway, my particular brand of "oh my gosh" thoughts for Daniel just got a little stronge...

Love It or Leave It: Jennifer Love Hewitt Was Doing So Good …

A photo of Jennifer Love Hewitt I know this isn't a complete travesty of a look, ok? At least not for Jennifer Love Hewitt, who has worn way worse on the regular. So with this particular post, I'm not trying to say that she looks horrible, I'm not saying that she should see if her closet can take her to Narnia because the only way it could do her any favors would be to transport her to another realm altogether. I'm just saying that, hot damn, this girl's fashion has taken a notable step backward. Remember just last week when Sarah showed you guys pictures of Jenni...

Emma Stone Astounds in The Advocate, Natch

A photo of Emma Stone Oh, I'm sorry, you thought I was going to say a single negative word about the young adult ginger lady love of my life, Emma Stone? You thought you were going to be able to go a few more weeks without listening to me gush about how wonderful she is? Well, you thought wrong, you old crazies! Here are some lovely highlights from her interview with The Advocate: When did you become aware of your gay following? When The House Bunny came out, and it was incredibly exciting. That support i...

Octomom: “Why Don’t You Grow A Baby And Get A Life!”

A photo of Nadya Suleman Ever since Nadya "Octomom" Suleman made that comment that she hated her zillion babies and then unconvincingly denied it, I've been keeping an eye out for this lady. I just knew that laying low for a few months after those weird fetish photos came out simply would not do, and that she was going to have to do something soon to stay in the spotlight. And let me just tell you, I am so glad that I did. Remember 3rd Rock from the Sun?  Now remember Kristen Johnson, the woman who played Sally? O...

Just Because: Some Beautiful Toddlers and Tiaras Magic

We've all seen Toddlers and Tiaras, right? I mean, I feel like it's about three years too late to ask that question, seeing as how I started watching it after our very own Sasha called it her new favorite show back in 2009, but I reckon it's still valid. And even if you haven't seen it, I'm sure you can appreciate this hilarious clip anyway. Happy Saturday, you know? On this delightful day, why don't you take a moment to share with us one of your favorite YouTube videos? Things are a little chill right now, a l...
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