It's time, you guys. In just a few short hours, I'll be getting in my Hogwarts uniform and going down to the Mexican restaurant for pre-Hallows margaritas (how else are we supposed to handle all the pain of a double feature, ok?). And you know what? It's a big deal.
We've been talking about our Harry Potter emotions pretty consistently for the past couple of weeks around here, but on this very special day, words are not enough. No, we have to turn to music:
Oh, I'm sorry, you didn't realize I was nerd enough for wizard rock? Guess again, fools!
Ok, that one was a little harsh. Let's brighten it up a little with a happy song about my favorite character, Remus!
And that wasn't entirely happy either. I know that, ok? I'm aware. So, in closing, I'm going to stop with any pretenses and share with you my very favorite wizard rock song, the one that can make me break down in the most emotional fangirl fit you've ever seen. It's called "Open at the Close," so, uh, that should give you a little bit of a hint:
Are you now a sobbing, messy puddle of grief and tragedy like me? Excellent! Now pull yourself together, go get in your costume, and have a glorious time! We'll meet back tomorrow to talk about our feelings! />It's time, you guys. In just a few short hours, I'll be getting in my Hogwarts uniform and going down to the Mexican restaurant for pre-Hallows margaritas (how else are we supposed to handle all the pain of a double feature, ok?). And you know what? It's a big deal.
We've been talking about our Harry Potter emotions pretty consistently for the past couple of weeks around here, but on this very special day, words are not enough. No, we have to turn to music:
Oh, I'm sorry, you didn't realize I was ner...
Last week, Megan Fox posted those pictures to her Facebook, remember, the ones that prove that she's never had Botox? I know, I thought they were ridiculous too, and apparently, so did several doctors:
“Looks like Megan is just as talented with Photoshop as she is in entertainment,” said plastic surgeon and blogger Dr. Nicholas Vendemia of New York. “Those lines on her forehead are totally fake. … Muscles in the forehead and brow simply don’t create curved wrinkles like that. The ...
"He's intelligent, he's charismatic, he's super funny. And he's good in bed. I mean, he's had a lot of practice... [he was] gentle and considerate. He's just a rock star. He's a powerhouse. He is a very sensual and sexual person, and when I was with him I felt as if we became one together, because he's just so enticing sexually."
- Bree Olson, one of Charlie's former goddesses, describing the man's sexual prowess.
I'm trying to think of something more gross than having sex with Charlie She...
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By herself. Jennifer Aniston is going to couple's therapy BY HERSELF. Is that not just the saddest thing you've ever heard?
Heres's the full quote:
“She’s been doing a really intensive form of couples’ therapy on her own. She’s conquered the crippling trust issues she had,” a source told British magazine Look.
“They [she and Justin Theroux] are so, so madly in love. He makes her feel happier than she has ever do...
And by "crazy for Marc Jacobs," I mean that she likes him, or at least I'm assuming she does because she obviously agreed to be in one of his ad campaigns, but I also mean that she looks for real crazy in these pictures. To me, these pictures look less like a fashion advertisement and more like a serial killer's scrapbook. But maybe I don't totally get fashion.
Either way, Helena Bonham Carter, right? I love this crazy bitch!
Images courtesy of Socialite Life
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Remember a couple days ago when I showed you guys that picture of Brooke Mueller with a crack pipe in her hand? I did that because TMZ called it a crack pipe, but it turns out that you guys were right, it was just a little ol' thing for weed. Brooke says it's totally legal weed too, she has a prescription for anxiety. Which is fair, I guess, I'd probably have to get high if I had kids with Charlie Sheen too....
I know, I know, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have been talking around the whole marriage thing forever, but this time it might be for real. See, this time it's a little different - this time, Us Weekly reports, not one, not two, but THREE different sources have all confirmed that yes, these lovebirds ARE getting married, and they're doing it within the next few months.
You guys know me, I'm always a sucker for weddings, so of course I'm hoping this is true. And could you even imagine what Angelina's dress would look...
Other people would love to see Emma Watson in a fat suit, right? Oh, please don't let this just be me, I don't want to get some weird fetishist label. To clarify, this isn't something I've been daydreaming about when I think about how lovely Emma is or anything. This is a desire that just came on suddenly, right after I read that in this last movie, we're actually going to see it.
Here's Emma discussing the filming of the infamous Deathly Hallows epilogue:
It was really interesting and challenging. The thing that was hardes...
If you're feeling even a little tenderhearted this morning, you might want to just skip this post altogether, for - can you handle this? - it contains word of the most phenomenal band this world has ever seen, the Black Eyed Peas, being ol' dummies and putting their light under a bushel basket. That's right, then masterful creators of such hits as "Boom Boom Pow" and "My Humps" are going to refuse the world the greatest gift of all: their music.
The news came at a recent concert in Engla...
From the looks of things, this premiere wasn't nearly as emotional as the London one, and there weren't nearly as many Harry Potter stars. But then again, Joey Fatone and Mr. Jay from America's Next Top Model weren't in London, so I guess everything evens out.
Check out the gallery so you can tell me what's up with Daniel Radcliffe's hair and Emma Watson's dress, all right? Oh, and also check it out if you want to see Joey and Mr. Jay. You know that's what you wanted.
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