Oh what, you didn't know that? You didn't know that Rihanna has a license to roam as she pleases, forgoing pants and giving a damn? Well, she does. She can do as she damn well pleases, because she sang "Rude Boy" and don't you forget it.
Rihanna's gorgeous and all, but can she be done yet please? Can she go back to a world where she actually has to wear clothes to go out on the streets? Could we all just add that to our bedtime prayers?...
This is Dina Lohan. She gave birth to our number one girl, Lindsay, and also a couple of other less important Lohans. She's 48 years old. And she looks loads better than her most famous child.
From what I can tell, these pictures are from this medieval-themed party in the Hamptons. Dina's the producer of some new show on Bravo, and apparently she co-hosted this party? I don't know, the details are a little muddled to me, but I don't think it matters since there's a sex dungeon involved:
Dina Lohan ...
For the past few weeks, I've noticed this distinct sense of longing, not only here at Evil Beet but also out in the world. It just seems like something's missing in everyone's lives, and I think I just figured out what it is. We've all just been missing the magic of Rebecca Black! And I'm so sorry for that heartache, believe me, but it's all in the past now. We don't have to hurt anymore. It's our time now.
This is the music video for Rebecca's new single, "My Moment." Hey, at least this one doesn't make me want to rip my eyes out of my head and vomit on them and then shove them in my ears so I get some sort of infection that would end my unbearable anguish and leave me with some goddamn peace like her other music. And really, what else could I ask for? />
For the past few weeks, I've noticed this distinct sense of longing, not only here at Evil Beet but also out in the world. It just seems like something's missing in everyone's lives, and I think I just figured out what it is. We've all just been missing the magic of Rebecca Black! And I'm so sorry for that heartache, believe me, but it's all in the past now. We don't have to hurt anymore. It's our time now.
This is the music video for Rebecca's new single, "My Moment." Hey, at least t...
"Art is a lie. And every day I kill to make it true. It is my destiny to exist halfway between reality and fantasy at all times. They call me “theatrical,” but I posit profusely that I am theatre, and that theatre is me. I am a show with no intermission. It is this thing that summons me from the depths of reality and reminds me that the power of transformation is endless. That I (we) possess something magical and transformative inside?—??a uniqueness and specialness waiting to be exiled ...
How would you feel if Justin Bieber crashed your wedding? I mean, I think Selena would be fine, it'd just be like, "hey, someone brought their adorable preteen daughter, that's cool," but if The Biebz himself dropped by with all his swagger, just shaking his glorious hair and raising the douchiness in the atmosphere, it might be a little too much.
Here's what happened:
According to our sources at Rob and Jeanine McCool's wedding ... Bieber and Gomez were strolling on the beach when they...
I can't really explain to you why I love Helen Mirren so much, but I really do. She's equal parts funny and classy, which I think is pretty rare to find nowadays. And since I love her so much, it just stands to reason that some of you would love her too, and if some of you love her too, then some of you have to want to see her topless.
You're welcome.
Photo courtesy of Amy Grindhouse...
We all know that Lady Gaga and her beauty routine are predictably gross, so even though this little piece of news that her hair is falling out, causing her to turn to that time-honored product, Rogaine, comes from The National Enquirer, I'm inclined to believe it. I mean, we've all seen Gaga's tired ass bleached hair, we knew it was coming sooner or later.
Here's the piece from The Enquirer via Celebitchy:
Here’s the bald truth about Lady Gaga - totally freaked because her hair’s suddenly falling out like crazy, she’s de...
Bingham Hawn Bellamy. That's a good, strong name, isn't it? I mean, it's no Bear Blu or Harper Seven, but it'll do. Plus, the loving parents, Kate Hudson and Matthew Bellamy, are planning on calling him "Bing" for short. And if that's not the most adorable thing you've heard all day, well ... I guess you must have heard about a kitten riding a friendly baby bear or something. And I'm jealous.
To add to the already adorable name, it turns out that it's a family name. On both sides, even! Here's Matthew's explanatory Tweet...
On this, my most emotional day of days (Harry Potter, you guys. I can't talk about it yet. It's just too much still), I figured I would take a little bit of time to say to say some thanks!
Remember all the way back in January when I told you a story about how Adele almost killed P. Diddy? And I was like "yeah, I don't really listen to her music, and you guys were like "oh no, girl, that is not ok," and you told me things to listen to by her. I did listen to those things, and I did enjoy them. Ok, now remember how for the past month or so "Rolling in the Deep" has been on the radio about a zillion times a day? Right, that's what made me realize that it's probably time to get serious about Adele. And you guys, did I ever.
I cannot physically bring myself to listen to anything other than her songs, I just can't do it. When I hop on my iTunes and shuffle through in an attempt to stop, it somehow ignores my other 27 days worth of songs and goes straight back to Adele. It's like "I got you, lady, I know what you need." And it's right.
So thanks for the awesome music! If you have any other suggestions of someone who might make me stop listening to "Someone Like You" on repeat for four hours while sobbing hysterically, I'd be totally open to that. />
On this, my most emotional day of days (Harry Potter, you guys. I can't talk about it yet. It's just too much still), I figured I would take a little bit of time to say to say some thanks!
Remember all the way back in January when I told you a story about how Adele almost killed P. Diddy? And I was like "yeah, I don't really listen to her music, and you guys were like "oh no, girl, that is not ok," and you told me things to listen to by her. I did listen to those things, and I did enjoy them. Ok, ...
