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A Haley Reinhart Album?!?!

Oh, how dearly I remember Haley Reinhart, my second favorite American Idol contestant. She sang like a sassy angel, she won beautiful Casey Abrams' heart, and now she's going on to land a record deal with Interscope. Positively fabulous! How much faith do you have in Haley's upcoming album? Because, you know, I WOULD have had a lot of faith, but I did hear that little snippet of Pia Toscano's original stuff, also from Interscope, by the way, and it shook my faith a little. That's wrong of me, isn't it? I shouldn't doubt awesome Haley based on my recent experience with the always boring Pia. That's not fair to anyone, and I apologize. Well, I've done a lot of personal growth in this little story. You might not have taken the same path as me. You might be one of those people who thought that Haley sucked, and to you I say "look what you did to America." Either way, I'd love to talk about this little chain of events. Thoughts? Comments? Personal attacks? Let's get to chatting, friends. /> Oh, how dearly I remember Haley Reinhart, my second favorite American Idol contestant. She sang like a sassy angel, she won beautiful Casey Abrams' heart, and now she's going on to land a record deal with Interscope. Positively fabulous! How much faith do you have in Haley's upcoming album? Because, you know, I WOULD have had a lot of faith, but I did hear that little snippet of Pia Toscano's original stuff, also from Interscope, by the way, and it shook my faith a little. That's wrong of...

Aww, Look at The Bieber’s Father/Son Tattoos!

A photo of Justin Bieber Remember back when we showed you some sweet pictures of Justin and Selena Gomez frolicking along the beach, and it looked like The Biebz had a touch of ink on his ribs? Well, it's because he did. And so does his dad. In such a tender and loving display of familial affection, Justin and his dad, Jeremy, both got the Hebrew word for "Jesus" tattoed on their torsos. Because hey, nothing says "fatherly love" like getting the Lord's name permanently etched on your 17-year-old kid's flesh, right? Ok, of course I'm just kidding...

Quotables: Were You Curious About Hugh Hefner’s Sex Life?

A photo of Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris "[It lasted] like, two seconds. Then I was just over it. I was like, 'Ahh.' I was over it. I just, like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef. Sorry." - Loving, doting Crystal Harris talking to Howard Stern about her ex-fiance, Hugh Hefner. Thanks so much, girl. You know I was wondering what the life of a fame whore might be like. You know I was doing some serious pondering on the issue of marrying for money and also so more people would be interested in your vagina. So glad you co...

The Office: Afghanistan Style!

Good morning, friends! While you're sipping on that coffee and eating your bagels and listening to birds or whatever it is you people who normally function at this hour do, I'll just be watching this little trailer for The Ministry, Afghanistan's answer to the magic of The Office. I'll just be cooing over Afghanistan Steve Carell and hoping he doesn't break Afghanistan hearts by leaving them. Yeah, that's where I'll be....

The One Where Emma Stone Has An Embarrassing Mom, Featuring Brad and Angelina

I don't need to reiterate my love for Emma Stone. However, I do need to report whenever the girl does something to earn a little more of it. And this is one of those times. In this little video, you can see Emma be her charming, hilarious self in a number of ways, but my favorite is by telling a story of a time when her mother got wasted on champagne and had herself a good ol' time by talking up Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at an event. You know, the classic mom line: "they grow up so fast." Love it. Actually,...

Bam Margera Raps for The Ryan Dunn Tribute!

I know, the video quality is real shitty, but this is such a lovely story I couldn't resist. See, on Saturday a concert was held at Bam's bar in Pennsylvania, a tribute for Ryan Dunn and his passenger, Zachary Hartwell. The bands were all close friends of Bam and Ryan - one of them was a friend from high school, one was Bam's uncle - so it was a nice, close little event. From reading about it and from seeing these shady little videos, it seems like a very fitting tribute. And the best part? All the money they raised, which turned out to be over $20,000, went straight to Zachary Hartwell's widow. I don't know about you guys, but I'm still a little sad over Ryan Dunn's death. Is that absolutely ridiculous? The other night I went to pull out my Jackass DVDs, and then I remembered that if I watched them I would probably just be reduced to a sobbing, messy heap on the floor. And hey, I have things to do. Let's just remind ourselves that Ryan probably would have loved Bam's rendition of Lil Wayne's tunes and carry on. There's too much loveliness in the world to be stuck in sadness, am I right? /> I know, the video quality is real shitty, but this is such a lovely story I couldn't resist. See, on Saturday a concert was held at Bam's bar in Pennsylvania, a tribute for Ryan Dunn and his passenger, Zachary Hartwell. The bands were all close friends of Bam and Ryan - one of them was a friend from high school, one was Bam's uncle - so it was a nice, close little event. From reading about it and from seeing these shady little videos, it seems like a very fitting tribute. And the best part? ...

Quotables: Adele Weighs in on Amy Winehouse

A photo of Adele "not many people have it in them to do something they love, simply because they love it. with no fuss and no compromise. but she knew what she was capable of and didn’t even need to try. if she wanted to do something she would and if she didn’t she’d say fuck off. it came easy to her and that’s why we all loved her so much. we believed every word she wrote, and it would sink in deep when she sang them. Amy paved the way for artists like me and made people excited about british music ...

Yeah, Mariah Carey Is Still Out of Her Mind

You know what I love about Mariah Carey? The woman does not give any kind of a damn. She does as she pleases, and she does it with glitter and rainbows. And that is something I can respect. The latest example of Mariah's footloose and fancy free attitude comes to you from the Home Shopping Network. The diva herself appeared on Sunday from midnight to 2:00 AM, and the beautiful people at Gawker edited the video of her appearance to just the moments of pure magic. And really, we cannot thank them enough. I love how she keeps calling people "dahling," don't you? It's obviously her pet name of the moment (mine's "sparkle heart," in case you were wondering), and I've never felt sorrier for Nick Cannon. I also enjoy how she has that obvious, unapologetic tired voice with the mildly drunk attitude that comes along with it. I tell you what now, if she would just give up her ridiculous current music and go back to some "Vision of Love" type jams, maybe I would just love her all the way. /> You know what I love about Mariah Carey? The woman does not give any kind of a damn. She does as she pleases, and she does it with glitter and rainbows. And that is something I can respect. The latest example of Mariah's footloose and fancy free attitude comes to you from the Home Shopping Network. The diva herself appeared on Sunday from midnight to 2:00 AM, and the beautiful people at Gawker edited the video of her appearance to just the moments of pure magic. And really, we cannot ...

Dolly Parton Raps

Do you really need anything other than that? Really? Dolly Parton, the queen herself, doing some freestyling? I'm sorry, are you dead inside? Ok, fine, here are some of the lovely lyrics from TMZ: [on the subject of Queen Latifah] "She's the queen of her own hood ... but I'm the queen of Dollywood!" "I don't hip and I don't hop ... I'd black both eyes with this big top." "I know the Queen has got 'em too ... ... but she don't work 'em like I do!" So I guess this day has a happy ending after all, huh?...

Lindsay’s Latest Booze Extravaganza!

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Trust me, I know how much you love that picture of Lindsay. And believe you me, I'm going to do anything in my power to use this picture as much as possible. For you. It's been a minute since we've heard about a good Lindsay Lohan debacle, so let's just kick back and let Radar tell us a cozy little tale, shall we? The troubled starlet began her night at Chateau Marmont, and then headed over to Palihouse hotel where her friend, aspiring actor/writer Michael Donegar hosted a party to celebrate his 25th birthday. She ended the night crying, screaming and "b...

What Did Katy Perry Wear to The Smurfs Premiere?

A photo of Katy Perry Oh, just something really sparkly and totally literal? Yeah, that's what I thought. Cool. Is anyone here truly a fan of Katy Perry and her fashion choices? Like, seriously. Can someone sincerely say from the depths of the heart that they love and adore Katy Perry for all that she is? Because I would be really interested in having a calm, goodhearted conversation with that person....

Let’s Get This Evening Started Right: Taylor Swift Covers The Dixie Chicks

Hey, friends! It's been a hot minute since we last spoke, hasn't it? And, you know, sometimes friends have to reconnect after a little time apart, and just catch up on what's gone on in their lives. So what's new? Oh, me? Yeah, I've just been watching this video of Taylor Swift do another one of her famous covers and hating myself for thinking that she looks so adorable. Also I'm trying to stay in the present, because I don't know if this is just for girls around my age from Tennessee or what, but I'll be damned if this song doesn't catapult me back to my 8th grade talent show. Every bitch who thought she had a voice wanted to do this "Cowboy Take Me Away" bullshit. Now you tell me about you, lovelies! /> Hey, friends! It's been a hot minute since we last spoke, hasn't it? And, you know, sometimes friends have to reconnect after a little time apart, and just catch up on what's gone on in their lives. So what's new? Oh, me? Yeah, I've just been watching this video of Taylor Swift do another one of her famous covers and hating myself for thinking that she looks so adorable. Also I'm trying to stay in the present, because I don't know if this is just for girls around my age from Tennessee ...
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