How much do we love Kirstie Alley? She's just so sassy nowadays! Even if she's a little delusional or maybe stretches the truth a little about her weight loss, I don't care. She looks great, she's funny for days, and I love her.
Oh, and I don't watch David Letterman's show or anything, but does he always fall just this side of douchey, or is this out of character for him? />
How much do we love Kirstie Alley? She's just so sassy nowadays! Even if she's a little delusional or maybe stretches the truth a little about her weight loss, I don't care. She looks great, she's funny for days, and I love her.
Oh, and I don't watch David Letterman's show or anything, but does he always fall just this side of douchey, or is this out of character for him?...
I've always liked Maroon 5 a little bit, like I bought their first album when it came out because I dug "She Will Be Loved" (and I won't pretend that I didn't clap with joy and sing along enthusiastically when that song came on in the car a few weeks ago), so I guess I've always liked Adam Levine a little bit too. But then The Voice happened, and now I LOVE him. I still only listen to that one song, but I think Adam seems like a neat guy. And then he delivered this point of view on the papa...
I know that, around these parts, everybody's been real excited about Kim Kardashian's wedding. Even when you leave comments like "dear God, please please please never ever talk about the Kardashians ever again," I know it's just because you're so torn inside because you can't fathom the pure, all-encompassing love that you have for these people. And that's why we're soldiering on together.
Oh, and despite what I told you earlier, Kim and her man aren't getting married on Halloween - the date is August 20th. So jot tha...
Earlier this week, I was down at the mall, and in one of the store windows, I saw a onesie. For real. And no, it wasn't at Baby Gap or Gymboree, not at all, it was at the Forever 21. A onesie. For an adult. This kind of thing has got to stop. Rompers need an age limit, Ashley Greene needs to fade into even more obscurity, and I need a drink.
Buckle in, everybody, it's going to be a real fun weekend....
I know, I know, what a crazy notion, that Lady Gaga actually has some some sort of sense. But with this outfit I think that she might. I think the shoes actually look a little all right, you know, like they don't have penises on them and they don't look like they might kill her at any given moment like her shoes usually do. And, uh, the dress isn't made of flesh? I don't know, have I said enough positive things yet?
I think I have, so it's time to get real. Because I know that I'm sensitive about David Bowie, I'm well aw...
Here's how my day starts: I wake up, I snuggle with my boyfriend until I'm on the brink of peeing my pants, I go to the bathroom, I check on the dogs, I check my email, and then I check up on good ol' Evil Beet. Today, I got through all those steps admirably, and then once I got to the last one, I noticed that, in the morning links, there was a link titled "10 things you may not know about Emma Stone." Talk about starting a day off right.
Just in case you don't check out the links as much...
I feel a little confident with this blind item, you guys. I know, usually I'm real bad at these, but this one is about Saturday Night Live, and I know me some Saturday Night Live. Ready? Here's our item:
Which closeted former “SNL” star is getting a bad reputation at spas and gyms around Hollywood for his illegal sexual activities? The once-married actor has been caught pleasuring himself in front of other male patrons, and it’s just a matter of time before he’s publicly exposed!
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Remember this morning when Sarah showed you guys the honeymoon scene from Breaking Dawn? Remember how you probably laughed at the antics and bad acting of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart? Well, this girl saw the same exact video. And, well, she reacted a bit differently.
It's all for the lolz, you guys. You should know that by now. />
Remember this morning when Sarah showed you guys the honeymoon scene from Breaking Dawn? Remember how you probably laughed at the antics and bad acting of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart? Well, this girl saw the same exact video. And, well, she reacted a bit differently.
It's all for the lolz, you guys. You should know that by now....
Oh, Jennifer Aniston. You've come a long way, baby. It's been a rough ride, but word on the street is that things are finally working out for you. You're moving in with your boyfriend, Justin Theroux, and nobody really cares about that 14 year fling he had right before he met you. There's some talk of motherhood in the future! And you know what would be the icing on the cake here? A WEDDING!
Star is reporting that Jennifer wants to marry Justin before 2012 in a small, private ceremony in Mexico. Sources are saying that Jen "feels there's no reason to wait" and that "she's ...
Do we love Rosario Dawson or what? I've always thought that she was really pretty in a unique sort of way, and hey, she was in Rent. She wasn't my favorite Mimi - I don't care what my friends say, Daphne Rubin-Vega will always be the Mimi of my heart - but she was still lovely. And now Rosario is covering this month's issue of Shape, and I think even more highly of her for her lovely words:
"I remember everyone asking when I was doing press for the movie (Rent), 'What did you do to look so thin? You looked great' and I'm like, 'I looked emaciated' ... It's a for...
I am truly shocked. I am shocked and appalled and dismayed by the notion that Jesse James might have actually slept around with other ladies while engaged to Kat Von D, and that's the reason that they broke up. Here, read the full story from Radar while I gather myself:
According to an eyewitness, Jesse and Kat had a verbal argument outside of her Los Angeles, California, home Monday afternoon about another woman before Kat finally told him to leave.
“They were outside and I could hear ...