You know, the one I told you about this past weekend of the equality sign? The one Miley got because she believes that "all love is equal"? Yeah, it turns out that a good few people are mad about it.
From HRC:
Miley Cyrus’s new equal sign tattoo sparked discussions on Twitter over the weekend after the 18-year-old tweeted a photo of the ink along with a message: “All Love is Equal,” reported Us Magazine on Sunday.
Many of her followers responded in praise for her perceived su...
“It doesn’t go anywhere. I’ve tried to get it off, but then I just reapply, so it seems relatively pointless. After about the third show I ever played, I was like, 'f*ck it.' You might as well just learn to love it. I’ve found glitter anywhere a person could find glitter. I’ve choked on glitter. I found it behind the backs of my eyelids. Even in my food, in my beer. It clogs my shower after every show. There’s glitter in my piss. It’s so gross.”
- Ke$ha, getting real about t...
I've never known a time when Pamela Anderson was hot. I'm not sure if I was too young when Baywatch was big or, like, if I was alive or just didn't care about boobs then or what, but to me, Pamela has always been a scary, trashy lady. And this little ensemble does nothing to change my mind.
The askew straps. The dumb shoes. The entire outfit. Nothing Pam is doing right here is working even a little bit. But you want to know what the worst part is? The crazy eyes. Look at those things. ...
Well, don't I just feel hoodwinked. Yesterday I told you guys about how Amy Winehouse was in the process of adopting a 10-year-old girl. It seemed a little fishy at the time because the girl did already have parents and, as you guys pointed out too, who in their right mind would allow Amy to adopt a child in the state she was in? But you know me, I get real sensitive sometimes and emotions cloud my bullshit radar. But, lucky for me, Amy's rep went ahead and cleared up this bizarre mess of...
Are you guys hip to Kellan Lutz? You should be. He plays Edward Cullen's brother in the Twilight movies, and he is the douchiest douchebag to ever douche the earth. Are we all thinking about literally douching the earth now? I just want us to be together in this.
Ok, if you don't care about Kellan Lutz, you will soon. Right after you read some highlights from this beautifully delusional interview:
On how he turned down Robert Pattinson's role in Twilight: Yeah, I didn’t want to do it. I spent so much time filming in Africa, seven months, and that’s a long time to be away from your famil...
Well, in the 70's. Somebody left a baby named Jolene in a box on Dolly Parton's doorstep in the 70's. Which, personally, makes it about a zillion times more acceptable*. People were crazy back then, I hear.
Here's the story, straight from Dolly herself:
"Years ago, when I first started being a big star, I had fans that were fanatical. It was when 'Jolene' was a big hit," said Parton.
"We came home one day and there was a baby in a box at our gate with a note in it. The note said, 'My name is Jolene, my momma has left me here and she wants you to have me'. Of course, we all freaked out!"
...
I was in the middle of writing up an apology for showing you all these pictures of Hugh Jackman swimming with his cute kids without any kind of story involved before I thought "you know what? No." Because if any additional transaction needs to go on right now, it would be a thank you card delivered straight to my inbox for being enough of a sweetheart to show you these beautiful pictures. And, after all, when have I ever needed an excuse to show you pretty pictures of Hugh Jackman, or any pret...
"What does Spanish good looks have to do with the size of your penis? They're completely different things. Maybe I have the Spanish looks but I have the smallest penis in the world. I'm serious. I grew up with a lot of my friends and all of them lost their virginity with hookers. Not that there's anything wrong with that! They had to pay for it. I wanted to wait for the right girl so I waited until I was 25. I was nervous as shit the first time. Usually the first time is not the best. Mine was...
Did you have to take a moment to take in that headline too? Ok, good, I'm glad I'm not alone in this.
But yeah, Amy Winehouse was in the process of adopting the 10-year-old girl pictured above, and it wasn't just a fleeting notion on her part. Let's just check out the full heartbreaking story from TMZ:
Amy Winehouse was preparing to adopt a 10-year-old girl from the island of St. Lucia, the girl and her grandmother told a British paper today.
The girl -- Dannika Augustine -- says she met th...
Here's Miley's latest body art - it's that little equality sign on her finger there. Isn't that nice? She posted it on her Twitter with the caption "All LOVE is equal." Good going, Miley! This is loads better than that dumb dreamcatcher you have! Congrats!
Ok, everybody, I know that Miley doesn't care what I think about her tattoos. I know this because she ignores my emails, phone calls, post cards, Twitter replies, and that one fax I sent when I was drunk and feeling competent at the library. I know that she has better things to do than worry what a fellow party-lovin' Tennessean has to say ab...
Wasn't little Harper Seven born like a month ago? Oh wait, it hasn't even been a whole month. It's been 20 days. I don't know, maybe after you have four kids that new baby smell wears off more quickly, and you realize that it's high time to start the whole thing over again. It looks like that's the case with David and Victoria Beckham, because they've already put the word out that they need another precious angel:
A little brother or sister for baby Harper?
That's an optimistic possibility, according to dad David Beckham, 36, who's been fawning over the family's 2-we...
You know, the one I told you about this past weekend of the equality sign? The one Miley got because she believes that "all love is equal"? Yeah, it turns out that a good few people are mad about it.
From HRC:
Miley Cyrus’s new equal sign tattoo sparked discussions on Twitter over the weekend after the 18-year-old tweeted a photo of the ink along with a message: “All Love is Equal,” reported Us Magazine on Sunday.
Many of her followers responded in praise for her perceived su...
“It doesn’t go anywhere. I’ve tried to get it off, but then I just reapply, so it seems relatively pointless. After about the third show I ever played, I was like, 'f*ck it.' You might as well just learn to love it. I’ve found glitter anywhere a person could find glitter. I’ve choked on glitter. I found it behind the backs of my eyelids. Even in my food, in my beer. It clogs my shower after every show. There’s glitter in my piss. It’s so gross.”
- Ke$ha, getting real about t...
I've never known a time when Pamela Anderson was hot. I'm not sure if I was too young when Baywatch was big or, like, if I was alive or just didn't care about boobs then or what, but to me, Pamela has always been a scary, trashy lady. And this little ensemble does nothing to change my mind.
The askew straps. The dumb shoes. The entire outfit. Nothing Pam is doing right here is working even a little bit. But you want to know what the worst part is? The crazy eyes. Look at those things. ...
Well, don't I just feel hoodwinked. Yesterday I told you guys about how Amy Winehouse was in the process of adopting a 10-year-old girl. It seemed a little fishy at the time because the girl did already have parents and, as you guys pointed out too, who in their right mind would allow Amy to adopt a child in the state she was in? But you know me, I get real sensitive sometimes and emotions cloud my bullshit radar. But, lucky for me, Amy's rep went ahead and cleared up this bizarre mess of...
Are you guys hip to Kellan Lutz? You should be. He plays Edward Cullen's brother in the Twilight movies, and he is the douchiest douchebag to ever douche the earth. Are we all thinking about literally douching the earth now? I just want us to be together in this.
Ok, if you don't care about Kellan Lutz, you will soon. Right after you read some highlights from this beautifully delusional interview:
On how he turned down Robert Pattinson's role in Twilight: Yeah, I didn’t want to do it. I spent so much time filming in Africa, seven months, and that’s a long time to be away from your famil...
Well, in the 70's. Somebody left a baby named Jolene in a box on Dolly Parton's doorstep in the 70's. Which, personally, makes it about a zillion times more acceptable*. People were crazy back then, I hear.
Here's the story, straight from Dolly herself:
"Years ago, when I first started being a big star, I had fans that were fanatical. It was when 'Jolene' was a big hit," said Parton.
"We came home one day and there was a baby in a box at our gate with a note in it. The note said, 'My name is Jolene, my momma has left me here and she wants you to have me'. Of course, we all freaked out!"
...
I was in the middle of writing up an apology for showing you all these pictures of Hugh Jackman swimming with his cute kids without any kind of story involved before I thought "you know what? No." Because if any additional transaction needs to go on right now, it would be a thank you card delivered straight to my inbox for being enough of a sweetheart to show you these beautiful pictures. And, after all, when have I ever needed an excuse to show you pretty pictures of Hugh Jackman, or any pret...
"What does Spanish good looks have to do with the size of your penis? They're completely different things. Maybe I have the Spanish looks but I have the smallest penis in the world. I'm serious. I grew up with a lot of my friends and all of them lost their virginity with hookers. Not that there's anything wrong with that! They had to pay for it. I wanted to wait for the right girl so I waited until I was 25. I was nervous as shit the first time. Usually the first time is not the best. Mine was...
Did you have to take a moment to take in that headline too? Ok, good, I'm glad I'm not alone in this.
But yeah, Amy Winehouse was in the process of adopting the 10-year-old girl pictured above, and it wasn't just a fleeting notion on her part. Let's just check out the full heartbreaking story from TMZ:
Amy Winehouse was preparing to adopt a 10-year-old girl from the island of St. Lucia, the girl and her grandmother told a British paper today.
The girl -- Dannika Augustine -- says she met th...
Here's Miley's latest body art - it's that little equality sign on her finger there. Isn't that nice? She posted it on her Twitter with the caption "All LOVE is equal." Good going, Miley! This is loads better than that dumb dreamcatcher you have! Congrats!
Ok, everybody, I know that Miley doesn't care what I think about her tattoos. I know this because she ignores my emails, phone calls, post cards, Twitter replies, and that one fax I sent when I was drunk and feeling competent at the library. I know that she has better things to do than worry what a fellow party-lovin' Tennessean has to say ab...
Wasn't little Harper Seven born like a month ago? Oh wait, it hasn't even been a whole month. It's been 20 days. I don't know, maybe after you have four kids that new baby smell wears off more quickly, and you realize that it's high time to start the whole thing over again. It looks like that's the case with David and Victoria Beckham, because they've already put the word out that they need another precious angel:
A little brother or sister for baby Harper?
That's an optimistic possibility, according to dad David Beckham, 36, who's been fawning over the family's 2-we...