I know, I know, I probably blew your mind with such an awesome idea so early in the morning. But stick with me, take a coffee break if you need to, and then soak this glorious news in for all it's worth.
Here's Roseanne with her beautiful, inspiring message as she delivered it to Jay Leno on Thursday:
"You know Jay, I decided that since you're the one that got Arnold Schwarzenegger elected as governor of California, that I wanted to make my announcement here on your show because I really wanted to ask for your ...
Have you heard about this book? It's a book of photographs, 350 photographs, to be exact, that Terry Richardson took of Lady Gaga during a magical period in which he followed that crazy bitch around for ten whole months. Are you interested? Well, then let's let the Lady herself give you a more solid synopsis:
“I didn’t hold anything back from Terry. He was with me every minute, every moment,” Gaga said. “He has photographs of me waking up in the morning, brushing my teeth, in the bathroom, in the bathtub. And the thing...
As the evening fades into night, as the stars come out to play, let us all take a moment to appreciate Coldplay's cover of that most infamous song by Amy Winehouse, "Rehab," and let's allow it to soothe our weary hearts.
Goodnight, friends! />
As the evening fades into night, as the stars come out to play, let us all take a moment to appreciate Coldplay's cover of that most infamous song by Amy Winehouse, "Rehab," and let's allow it to soothe our weary hearts.
Goodnight, friends!...
Sometimes, or rather, all of the time, I worry that I'm the only person left in the world who thinks it's still fun to talk about Vienna Girardi, that girl who won The Bachelor and then didn't surprise anybody by acting like a total bitch. Is there anyone else? Just let me know that she's over and I'll stop talking about her, ok?
Anyway, since this might be Vienna's last hurrah, let's let her go out with a bang, all right? See, girlfriend just got herself a nose job because "in school, they called me Pin...
There are a lot of stylish ladies that we see around these parts every single day. They come and go like the soft summer breeze, so one would imagine that it would be hard to pinpoint the very most well-dressed lady celebrity in the whole world, right? Right, but, lucky for us, Vanity Fair went ahead and decided for us.
Who could it be?
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Oh hey, everybody! Did you happen to hear that I despise Gwyneth Paltrow? Because I do. I think she's the most pretentious person, and every single thing she says makes me want to vomit in a jar and then ship it to her home so she can have a nice jar of old vomit, and if that makes me juvenile or gross, then that's just fine, because she's done far worse to me.
Anyway, Gwyneth just did Elle, and I wanted to share with you some of her ridiculous quotes:
On her Grammy performance: “Beyoncé’s like, ‘Okay. The singing is great. But you’re not having any fun.’ She...
I'm getting more comfortable with this blind item business. I feel pretty confident that I got that last one right, and if I didn't get this one here right, then at least I know it's not for lack of trying. Are you ready? Ok, here it is:
This girl-next-door actress better hold on tight to her rosary beads because her new beau’s buddies are into sex rituals, witchcraft and devil worship! The star has been trying to kick her goody-two-shoes image for years, but she has no idea about this guy’s dark side.
Anne Hathaway, right? She's one of the first people t...
I've never been one of Those People who think that Matt Damon is the most amazing/adorable/beautiful person. Like, I've never even seen Good Will Hunting, that's how indifferent I am. Or I suppose, how indifferent I was. I mean, I haven't seen that film in the two seconds since I typed that last statement, but this past year, I've been developing a solid appreciation for Matt and all he does, and all this little interview of him at the Save Our Schools March does is make me appreciate him so much more.
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I've never been one of Those People who think that Matt Damon is the most amazing/adorable/beautiful person. Like, I've never even seen Good Will Hunting, that's how indifferent I am. Or I suppose, how indifferent I was. I mean, I haven't seen that film in the two seconds since I typed that last statement, but this past year, I've been developing a solid appreciation for Matt and all he does, and all this little interview of him at the Save Our Schools March does is make me appreciate him so much m...
Just guess. Out of all the beautiful, talented men working today in Hollywood, who do you think gets the most compensation for their immense talents? Are you thinking about it? Do you have a guess? All right, then let's go ahead and see who's right ...
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I just love ol' Doug and Courtney, don't you? What a beautiful couple. If anything gets my heart to pitter-patterin', it's the magical love story of a 51-year-old man gettin' hitched to the trashiest 16-year-old girl I've ever seen. And we all know how the rhyme goes ... first comes love, them comes marriage ...
But no baby carriages just yet, Lord willing! We know because Courtney's mom had a good long chat with Radar about it:
"She's making sure as much as she can at this time that it isn't happening," Krista said about her newlywed daughter, who ti...
Just look at all that sass! Do you think that Sam has been taking a few pointers from her girl, Lindsay? Because damn, she's got that "I know I just got a DUI, suck it, bitches!" look down.
Oh, and as if this mug shot wasn't enough, we also have some news that Sam's friends aren't even a little shocked by her arrest:
Sam Ronson's DUI comes as no surprise to her friends ... who have been worried that Sam has "not been acting like herself" lately ... sources extremely close to the DJ tell TMZ.
We're told ... in the past couple of mon...
I know, I know, I probably blew your mind with such an awesome idea so early in the morning. But stick with me, take a coffee break if you need to, and then soak this glorious news in for all it's worth.
Here's Roseanne with her beautiful, inspiring message as she delivered it to Jay Leno on Thursday:
"You know Jay, I decided that since you're the one that got Arnold Schwarzenegger elected as governor of California, that I wanted to make my announcement here on your show because I really wanted to ask for your ...
Have you heard about this book? It's a book of photographs, 350 photographs, to be exact, that Terry Richardson took of Lady Gaga during a magical period in which he followed that crazy bitch around for ten whole months. Are you interested? Well, then let's let the Lady herself give you a more solid synopsis:
“I didn’t hold anything back from Terry. He was with me every minute, every moment,” Gaga said. “He has photographs of me waking up in the morning, brushing my teeth, in the bathroom, in the bathtub. And the thing...
Sometimes, or rather, all of the time, I worry that I'm the only person left in the world who thinks it's still fun to talk about Vienna Girardi, that girl who won The Bachelor and then didn't surprise anybody by acting like a total bitch. Is there anyone else? Just let me know that she's over and I'll stop talking about her, ok?
Anyway, since this might be Vienna's last hurrah, let's let her go out with a bang, all right? See, girlfriend just got herself a nose job because "in school, they called me Pin...
There are a lot of stylish ladies that we see around these parts every single day. They come and go like the soft summer breeze, so one would imagine that it would be hard to pinpoint the very most well-dressed lady celebrity in the whole world, right? Right, but, lucky for us, Vanity Fair went ahead and decided for us.
Who could it be?
Read More...
Oh hey, everybody! Did you happen to hear that I despise Gwyneth Paltrow? Because I do. I think she's the most pretentious person, and every single thing she says makes me want to vomit in a jar and then ship it to her home so she can have a nice jar of old vomit, and if that makes me juvenile or gross, then that's just fine, because she's done far worse to me.
Anyway, Gwyneth just did Elle, and I wanted to share with you some of her ridiculous quotes:
On her Grammy performance: “Beyoncé’s like, ‘Okay. The singing is great. But you’re not having any fun.’ She...
I'm getting more comfortable with this blind item business. I feel pretty confident that I got that last one right, and if I didn't get this one here right, then at least I know it's not for lack of trying. Are you ready? Ok, here it is:
This girl-next-door actress better hold on tight to her rosary beads because her new beau’s buddies are into sex rituals, witchcraft and devil worship! The star has been trying to kick her goody-two-shoes image for years, but she has no idea about this guy’s dark side.
Anne Hathaway, right? She's one of the first people t...
Just guess. Out of all the beautiful, talented men working today in Hollywood, who do you think gets the most compensation for their immense talents? Are you thinking about it? Do you have a guess? All right, then let's go ahead and see who's right ...
Read More...
I just love ol' Doug and Courtney, don't you? What a beautiful couple. If anything gets my heart to pitter-patterin', it's the magical love story of a 51-year-old man gettin' hitched to the trashiest 16-year-old girl I've ever seen. And we all know how the rhyme goes ... first comes love, them comes marriage ...
But no baby carriages just yet, Lord willing! We know because Courtney's mom had a good long chat with Radar about it:
"She's making sure as much as she can at this time that it isn't happening," Krista said about her newlywed daughter, who ti...
Just look at all that sass! Do you think that Sam has been taking a few pointers from her girl, Lindsay? Because damn, she's got that "I know I just got a DUI, suck it, bitches!" look down.
Oh, and as if this mug shot wasn't enough, we also have some news that Sam's friends aren't even a little shocked by her arrest:
Sam Ronson's DUI comes as no surprise to her friends ... who have been worried that Sam has "not been acting like herself" lately ... sources extremely close to the DJ tell TMZ.
We're told ... in the past couple of mon...