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Mila Kunis Is So Pretty, Maybe Needs to Hush

A photo of Mila Kunis Mila Kunis has been working her way into my heart lately. Sometime between 2005 when I developed my slow burning love for That 70's Show and last week when she spoke Russian, she became one of my tip top favorite ladies. But now she did this interview with the British Glamour, and I think that maybe she might need to slow her roll, just a little. From Glamour via Amy Grindhouse: On being insanely attractive: ‘[Winning the Spike TV’s Guys’ Choice award this summer for the Holy Grail of Ho...

LeAnn Rimes Is A Swimsuit Model Now

A photo of LeAnn Rimes Because if there's one body type that drives us all crazy, it's that emaciated look that's so hot right now, with that distended stomach and those sweet toothpick arms. And we all know that no one is doing that look better than LeAnn Rimes. What do you guys think? Could LeAnn sell you a bikini, or do you not want your breasts to ever look anything like hers? Images courtesy of Mikoh Swimwear [gallery columns="4"] ...

Here We Have A Video of Lindsay Lohan Buying Drugs

Well, allegedly. We have a video of Lindsay Lohan buying drugs allegedly. Which is way different. To be fair, I've only seen a handful of drug deals go down in my life, and most of them happened when I was a preteen, so I don't feel 100% confident saying that yes, Lindsay is definitely purchasing some sort of illegal substance here. But for any of you who are more street smart than me (which would probably be all of you), the real action starts going down around the 1:40 mark. You can see a baggie full of something being pass...

Jesse Eisenberg is Adorable And We Are Going to Love Him Now

A photo of Jesse Eisenberg Was that headline assertive enough? Because I meant every word of it. This morning, Jenn showed you a clip from The Tonight Show where The Situation tried to charm the pants off Jesse Eisenberg. You guys loved that, right? How could you not? But now I want to share some quotes from his interview with Jay Leno so we can all appreciate how precious he is on his own, all right? On doing the most touching thing that anyone's ever done: “My family is from Poland and I always vowed to my aunt, who is 99, she’s my best friend, I told her that ...

Doug Hutchison Is “Not Creepy,” According to His Mother-in-Law

A photo of Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden Of course Doug isn't creepy! Sometimes 51-year-old men just meet 16-year-old girls on the internet and then marry them in Vegas. That happens, ok? Don't be naive. Wake up to the real world. Another reason why Doug isn't creepy for marrying Courtney Stodden, according to her mother? Girl looks at least 40. She looks like she was rode hard and put up wet, as they say. And I guess Doug doesn't look quite 50? I don't know, it's really hard to follow the thought process of any of these people. Here's what Courtney's mom had to say about the lovely ...

Anderson Cooper Hates Chris Brown Too!

A photo of Anderson Cooper How sassy is Anderson Cooper? So sassy, right? I adore this man, I really do, and I always love it when people tell it like it is, so what choice did I have but to simply rejoice when Anderson didn't hold back about how ridiculous it is that Chris Brown is acting in a romantic comedy? Here are Anderson's true words: "Ladies and gentlemen, particularly ladies, Chris Brown has been cast in a movie. And not just any movie, it's a romantic comedy based on a self-help book about relationship...

Look, Drew Barrymore Directed A Best Coast Music Video!

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Last night was a really bad time in my life. And I'm not talking "oh, I'm feeling kind of blah right now," I'm talking "irrationally hitting things, calling my mom at 1:00 AM, finally passing out at around 7:30 in the morning" bad time. But in the midst of my woes, I turned on MTV, this was around 5:00 AM, and what did I happen to see but this magical music video by Best Coast. And as I laid in my bed of sorrows, I made a note to look into the video when I woke up so I could share it with you guys. Because you're always on my mind. As if the music video itself wasn't enough, it turns out that the always lovable Drew Barrymore is the director! Plus, as if that still wasn't enough, the video features some supposedly big time actors that I don't know anything about, like Donald Glover, the guy who plays Troy in Community (never seen it) and Tyler Posey, the guy from the Teen Wolf show (will never see it), but, much more importantly, Miranda Cosgrove from my beloved iCarly and Alia Shawkat, the girl who played Maeby on Arrested Development! How can you not love it?! Except do you love it? /> Get More: MTV Supervideo, Music, Best Coast Last night was a really bad time in my life. And I'm not talking "oh, I'm feeling kind of blah right now," I'm talking "irrationally hitting things, calling my mom at 1:00 AM, finally passing out at around 7:30 in the morning" bad time. But in the midst of my woes, I turned on MTV, this was around 5:00 AM, and what did I happen to see but this magical music video by Best Coast. And as I laid in my bed of sorrows, I made a note to look into the video when I woke up so...

Quotables: If You’re Worth Your Salt, Then You Can Deal With Jeremy Irons Groping You

A photo of Jeremy Irons "[Political correctness] has gone too far. There are too many people in power with too little to do, so they churn out laws to justify their jobs. I hope it’s a rash that will wear itself out. Most people are robust. If a man puts his hand on a woman’s bottom, any woman worth her salt can deal with it. It is communication. Can’t we be friendly?" - Jeremy Irons enlightens us all. I bet a lot of you guys didn't know this, huh? I don't know why, it makes perfect sense - why would you ...

American Idol‘s Country Darlings Both Released Music Videos This Week!

You guys remember Scotty McCreery, that little country kid who won American Idol, and Lauren Alaina, that cute little first runner-up, right? If you don't, you will now, because they're out in the real world and they mean business. If you look above, you can see Scotty's very first single, "I Love You This Big." If you look below, you can see Lauren's very first single, "Like My Mother Does." And if you look just a little below that, you can see the comment button, where we can all start discussing how completely insane it was that these two were the finalists and that the immensely talented Casey Abrams is now a spokesman for inflammatory bowel disease. /> You guys remember Scotty McCreery, that little country kid who won American Idol, and Lauren Alaina, that cute little first runner-up, right? If you don't, you will now, because they're out in the real world and they mean business. If you look above, you can see Scotty's very first single, "I Love You This Big." If you look below, you can see Lauren's very first single, "Like My Mother Does." And if you look just a little below that, you can see the comment button, where we can all start ...

Of Course We Need A Dirty Dancing Remake

Nobody puts Baby in a corner. Everybody knows that. But apparently it's totally fine to murder Baby, bury her in a shallow hole, resurrect her, kill her and bury her all over again, and then spit on her desecrated zombie grave, because they're making a Dirty Dancing remake. No, not another shitty sequel, a remake of the beloved original. The sacrilege, also known as the remake, will be directed by Kenny Ortega, a guy who also directed a couple of High School Musicals. Other credits of h...

Please Tell Me Everyone’s Listening to Marina and the Diamonds

Because she has this brand new video out, and it would be a shame if you had to do all that catching up. We've only mentioned Marina once around these parts, and that was because she called out PETA for a dumb, sexist ad. And let me just tell you, that is so much not enough. See, last year, I was all about what I called my Sassy Lady Singer Trinity, which was comprised of Florence and the Machine, Amanda Palmer, and Marina and the Diamonds here. I loved those ladies with everything I had...

Cee Lo’s New Music Video, Starring Steve Urkel!

I knew you guys were wondering what our favorite breast implant-punching, bulge-wielding fella, Jaleel White, has been up to these days. And I've got the answer for you: starring as Cee Lo Green in Cee Lo's music videos. I like Cee Lo's style pretty well, his musical style anyway, but I'll be damned if I can watch this video without thinking of anything other than Steve Urkel. I think what happened for this particular video is that Steve made a mistake with his sciences and made some sort of clone of Stefan, his suave alter ego, and OGD, his gangster cousin, and that's who this guy is in the video. Because Jaleel White was never and can never be his own person. /> I knew you guys were wondering what our favorite breast implant-punching, bulge-wielding fella, Jaleel White, has been up to these days. And I've got the answer for you: starring as Cee Lo Green in Cee Lo's music videos. I like Cee Lo's style pretty well, his musical style anyway, but I'll be damned if I can watch this video without thinking of anything other than Steve Urkel. I think what happened for this particular video is that Steve made a mistake with his sciences and made some sort of clone of Stefan, his suave alter ego...
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