Oh, the whimsy and utter delight that LeAnn Rimes always stirs up inside me! Her startling beauty always makes me reminisce of days gone by, of the times of yesteryear when my 11-year-old self would run a nice hot bath, light some candles, and relax to LeAnn's Sittin' on Top of the World*. So it's fitting that LeAnn would post this lovely photograph to her Twitter, because what better way to see such an ethereal force than with those well-loved fairy wings and that timeless pose?
Man. That...
I know, I know, I was super worried about it too, that when Taylor Momsen finally turned 18, she would stop being so dark and intense, and instead of doing things like f*cking for Satan she would pick up knitting or turn into a cat lady. But we have no cause for all that worry, because darling Taylor just did an interview with Elle, and she's still our little angel!
On her impeccable fashion sense: Honestly, most of my clothes I’ve had for a long time, or a lot of it is vintage and I mod...
Hey, did all you readers outside the U.S. think I was talking about Pippa Middleton's vagina? Isn't that great how words work?
Anyway, I'm not too sure how much you guys know about what kind of work goes into what we do over here, but for every story we write, there are probably about ten more that we read, if not more. So every single day, I go through dozens and dozens of celebrity gossip stories. Hardest life ever, right? Well, yeah, that is right, because you wouldn't believe how m...
You can tell because Charlie Sheen didn't get actual shit thrown at him. You know, like Tila Tequila did.
But still, Charlie didn't do incredibly well at the Gathering of the Juggalos. His little performance in this video just oozes awkwardness to me - whether that's from the drugs or the classical indifference bordering on loathing of the Juggalos, who knows - but hey, he did catch the things that were thrown at him, so, God help me, I'd say that he's still winning*.
What do you guys think: is Charlie still a funny kind of crazy, or is he just completely sad now?
*You know I hate myself for saying that. />
You can tell because Charlie Sheen didn't get actual shit thrown at him. You know, like Tila Tequila did.
But still, Charlie didn't do incredibly well at the Gathering of the Juggalos. His little performance in this video just oozes awkwardness to me - whether that's from the drugs or the classical indifference bordering on loathing of the Juggalos, who knows - but hey, he did catch the things that were thrown at him, so, God help me, I'd say that he's still winning*.
What do you guys t...
"Class is, you know, not showing your boobs or butt. Anything is classy, as long as you do it with your pinky up; I was taught that . . . When I fall, I put my pinky up, and that just makes my fall classy, ya know?"
- Deena Cortese of Jersey Shore infamy lets us all in on the secret to class.
You know, with Snooki and J-Woww, it's like, so obvious how trashy they really are. But as soon as Deena came on the scene, I swear, I just knew that there was something special about her. Like, th...
Good morning, friends! Did you have a lovely weekend? Did you remember to wish Jenn a happy birthday? I hope so, because you're all about to get a good hard reminder of your own mortality and your own long, slow shuffle towards death. Mmm, tastes like Monday morning!
See Hilary Duff, or Lizzie McGuire if you're in your early to mid twenties, is pregnant. She has a small child in her womb that she will give birth to in a matter of months. And that is just bizarre, right?
She made t...
Ok, you know that usually I adore Olivia Wilde. Or, well, not adore, but I always think that she's one of the prettiest little starlets out there today. But this is what she chose to wear last night to the Cowboys and Aliens UK premiere. And I'm not going to pretend like it's ok. I might have if she didn't have a dumb poof and the most hardcore case of side boob I've ever seen, but this? This is very nearly unforgivable.
[gallery]...
We're all familiar with the utter magic of Roseanne, right? Likewise, we're all familiar with the magic of Roseanne, the most fantastic sitcom that ever was, right? Well, get excited, because we're about to be presented with the most beautiful gift of our time: a brand new comedy, right on our televisions!
The project, titled Downwardly Mobile, would be a star vehicle for Barr. It's designed to mine similar territory to her hit 1990s sitcom Roseanne: a close-knit blue-collar family liv...
When I think of cast members of Dancing with the Stars, I think of people like The Situation and Bristol Palin and Kirstie Alley, you know, people who either shouldn't be famous but are or people who used to be famous a long time ago for doing things like starring in movies about babies with John Travolta. Not people like Queen Latifah. But, you know, I can't always be an overflowing fountain of wisdom and certainty, because it looks like the Queen herself will be joining the cast of the show for its next season.
Other contestants that we know of are Sn...
Sporty Spice, or Mel C, or Melanie Chisholm, has gone a long way since her Spice Girls days. She's had a baby, she's been working on a solo career, and even though she's still really bad at fashion, she's trying. So when she opens up at length about how Rihanna needs to check herself for being too racy and popular, I think we really need to listen:
In an interview with the Daily Mirror newspaper, she said: "People have to take some responsibility because we've got to a point where the over-sexualisation of y...
"I often feel like my shoes are the only part of me that know what I'm doing all the time because they're always with me. There's this one pair of boots that I always wear, and sometimes when I'm so alone in my hotel room, I look at them and I think how they really are the only things in my life that know exactly what I've been through all day."
- Lady Gaga doing what she does best: talking out of her crazy ass head.
Truthfully, this is the first time that I've ever really felt bad for La...
Oh, the whimsy and utter delight that LeAnn Rimes always stirs up inside me! Her startling beauty always makes me reminisce of days gone by, of the times of yesteryear when my 11-year-old self would run a nice hot bath, light some candles, and relax to LeAnn's Sittin' on Top of the World*. So it's fitting that LeAnn would post this lovely photograph to her Twitter, because what better way to see such an ethereal force than with those well-loved fairy wings and that timeless pose?
Man. That...
I know, I know, I was super worried about it too, that when Taylor Momsen finally turned 18, she would stop being so dark and intense, and instead of doing things like f*cking for Satan she would pick up knitting or turn into a cat lady. But we have no cause for all that worry, because darling Taylor just did an interview with Elle, and she's still our little angel!
On her impeccable fashion sense: Honestly, most of my clothes I’ve had for a long time, or a lot of it is vintage and I mod...
Hey, did all you readers outside the U.S. think I was talking about Pippa Middleton's vagina? Isn't that great how words work?
Anyway, I'm not too sure how much you guys know about what kind of work goes into what we do over here, but for every story we write, there are probably about ten more that we read, if not more. So every single day, I go through dozens and dozens of celebrity gossip stories. Hardest life ever, right? Well, yeah, that is right, because you wouldn't believe how m...
"Class is, you know, not showing your boobs or butt. Anything is classy, as long as you do it with your pinky up; I was taught that . . . When I fall, I put my pinky up, and that just makes my fall classy, ya know?"
- Deena Cortese of Jersey Shore infamy lets us all in on the secret to class.
You know, with Snooki and J-Woww, it's like, so obvious how trashy they really are. But as soon as Deena came on the scene, I swear, I just knew that there was something special about her. Like, th...
Good morning, friends! Did you have a lovely weekend? Did you remember to wish Jenn a happy birthday? I hope so, because you're all about to get a good hard reminder of your own mortality and your own long, slow shuffle towards death. Mmm, tastes like Monday morning!
See Hilary Duff, or Lizzie McGuire if you're in your early to mid twenties, is pregnant. She has a small child in her womb that she will give birth to in a matter of months. And that is just bizarre, right?
She made t...
Ok, you know that usually I adore Olivia Wilde. Or, well, not adore, but I always think that she's one of the prettiest little starlets out there today. But this is what she chose to wear last night to the Cowboys and Aliens UK premiere. And I'm not going to pretend like it's ok. I might have if she didn't have a dumb poof and the most hardcore case of side boob I've ever seen, but this? This is very nearly unforgivable.
[gallery]...
We're all familiar with the utter magic of Roseanne, right? Likewise, we're all familiar with the magic of Roseanne, the most fantastic sitcom that ever was, right? Well, get excited, because we're about to be presented with the most beautiful gift of our time: a brand new comedy, right on our televisions!
The project, titled Downwardly Mobile, would be a star vehicle for Barr. It's designed to mine similar territory to her hit 1990s sitcom Roseanne: a close-knit blue-collar family liv...
When I think of cast members of Dancing with the Stars, I think of people like The Situation and Bristol Palin and Kirstie Alley, you know, people who either shouldn't be famous but are or people who used to be famous a long time ago for doing things like starring in movies about babies with John Travolta. Not people like Queen Latifah. But, you know, I can't always be an overflowing fountain of wisdom and certainty, because it looks like the Queen herself will be joining the cast of the show for its next season.
Other contestants that we know of are Sn...
Sporty Spice, or Mel C, or Melanie Chisholm, has gone a long way since her Spice Girls days. She's had a baby, she's been working on a solo career, and even though she's still really bad at fashion, she's trying. So when she opens up at length about how Rihanna needs to check herself for being too racy and popular, I think we really need to listen:
In an interview with the Daily Mirror newspaper, she said: "People have to take some responsibility because we've got to a point where the over-sexualisation of y...
"I often feel like my shoes are the only part of me that know what I'm doing all the time because they're always with me. There's this one pair of boots that I always wear, and sometimes when I'm so alone in my hotel room, I look at them and I think how they really are the only things in my life that know exactly what I've been through all day."
- Lady Gaga doing what she does best: talking out of her crazy ass head.
Truthfully, this is the first time that I've ever really felt bad for La...