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LeAnn Rimes Is Releasing A New Album, Is Scared to Promote It

A photo of LeAnn Rimes You guys know how much we love good ol' LeAnn Rimes over here. Nothing brings my cattiness out like this girl does, and you know what? I kind of like it. Anyway, it turns out that LeAnn is going to be giving the world one of the biggest gifts imaginable come September: a brand new album! Do you think she's going to have some moving songs about her one true love? Do you even think she'd be able to muster up enough power to sing all that great anymore? I don't know if it even matters, because it looks like LeAnn kind of wants to fail. From In Touch via Celebitchy: Nowadays, it’s not e...

Love It or Leave It: Rihanna Needs A Good Talking-To

A photo of Rihanna Just look at this girl. It seems like every single day, we've got new pictures of Rihanna looking like a damn fool. I don't know what's gotten into her, but I think somebody needs to volunteer to have a good long sit-down to explain to her exactly what she's doing wrong. Here, I'll start: Me: Rihanna, girl, you know sometimes I can sort of tolerate your music sometimes, but you need to reconsider all your fashion choices from here on out, because I just saw some pictures of you looking a mess in...

Thank Goodness: Kat Von D and Jesse James Are Back On!

A photo of Kat Von D and Jesse James After a whirlwind courtship, a public breakup, a handful of rumors of infidelity, and a major drop in relevance, those two lovebirds, Kat Von D and Jesse James, have found their way back to each other's arms. Praise God and pass the ammunition! Wait, on second thought, no, don't do that, let's not involve firearms. Let's just clap politely. Here's what Jesse has to say about the couple's reconciliation: "Sometimes you are only given one chance in life," he says. "It was up to me to open my eyes a...

Anderson Cooper’s Giggles Can Achieve Anything

Are you ill? Come bathe yourself in the healing glee of Anderson Cooper. Sad? Let Anderson gently caress your cares away. Tired, troubled, or just plain apathetic? No matter, Anderson Cooper's giggles can allow you to start anew, fresh and clean and happy, if you only accept him into your heart....

Andy Dick Just Needs to Shut His Offensive Mouth

A photo of Andy Dick Do you want to hear something sad? I always kind of liked Andy Dick. I saw him on Sober House, and I heard him on the radio with Dr. Drew, and he always seemed like an absolute sweetheart dealing with some serious issues, and I always thought he was funny, you know, when he wasn't getting arrested or snorting coke. But now he went and said some things about Howard Stern, some coke-fueled hurt feelings about being on the radio, and I just don't know anymore. "For two years I did the show, n...

Supernatural + Buffy?

A photo of Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles Before you get too excited, let me just tell you that this isn't a legit crossover. It's not like Sam and Dean hear about some hardcore vampire action going down in this tiny town in California, then set up shop once they realize how much evil hangs around the Hellmouth, and then they meet Buffy and friends and spend the rest of forever hunting with the Scoobies. It's also not like I've thought about it or anything. No, it's a lot smaller than that (and of course I've thought about it). Wha...

Love It or Leave It: Zooey Deschanel Is Too Pretty for This

A photo of Zooey Deschanel Sometimes, or, well, a lot of times, celebrities will put something on their bodies (clothes, not semen), and my only reaction is "why?" There's this confused, lost little lamb look that goes along with it, and if it's really bad, a genuine pouty face, but that's the gist. And that whole sequence is exactly what took place when I saw this picture of Zooey Deschanel at the Our Idiot Brother premiere. I love Zooey Deschanel. Love, love, love her. I love her music, I think she's insanely gorgeous, I simply adore her. But this dress? It's not right. I'm sorry, but it's not. I think Zooey...

OMG, You Guys Have to Check Out Courtney Stodden’s Twitter

A photo of Courtney Stodden For those of you who are as entranced by the magical tale of the Hutchisons as I am, boy, do I have a treat for you! Did you know that the delightful, beautiful Courtney Stodden has her very own Twitter account? You should, because it's one of the most magical things that I've ever seen. Here, let me share a few of my favorite Tweets from the past week or so: Slowly slipping under these sensuous silk covers as I lie down in bed & entertain myself w/the classic movie "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes". XOs A soft sensation sweetly kisses my body as I prepare for a sexy hot photo shoot this after...

Is Katy Perry as Successful as Michael Jackson?

A photo of Katy Perry Yes. Yes, she is. Let's take a weeping break, all right? This is how this works. See, Katy Perry has released five singles from her second album, Teenage Dream: "California Gurls," "Teenage Dream," "Firework," "E.T.," and "Last Friday Night." And every single one of those singles has reached the number one slot on Billboard's pop charts. She's the first lady who's ever achieved that, and the only other person ever to get five number one singles off the same album? Michael Jackson. Bananas. This really is crazy, right? Is Katy...

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Are So in Love

A photo of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson I don't know if you guys could tell, but Kristen and Rob? Totally in it to win it. They always look so in love, it's really hard to believe that they're not married already, or at least engaged. And then a story comes along like this, a story of this beautiful couple's total devotion to one another, and my heart just about bursts, it really does. From Hollywood Life: Robert Pattinson is making sure that he's always close to girlfriend Kristen Stewart's heart. How? By giving her a $40,000 antique gold and platinum locket with photos of them i...

Daniel Radcliffe Looks Awesome And Creepy in The Woman in Black Trailer

Aww, look at little Daniel Radcliffe! Growing up, getting rid of that scar and going on out to greener pastures! Well, I don't know if these pastures are necessarily greener, but they're most definitely scarier. Maybe. But seriously, how good does this movie look? I don't know about you, but I was sufficiently creeped out about 15 seconds in, and things only went down from there. What say we go ahead and add this to the list of horror movies to see? /> Aww, look at little Daniel Radcliffe! Growing up, getting rid of that scar and going on out to greener pastures! Well, I don't know if these pastures are necessarily greener, but they're most definitely scarier. Maybe. But seriously, how good does this movie look? I don't know about you, but I was sufficiently creeped out about 15 seconds in, and things only went down from there. What say we go ahead and add this to the list of horror movies to see?...

Just in Case You Wanted to See Taylor Swift’s Panties …

... here is a video of Taylor Swift and her panties. It starts around 1:06. You're welcome, but also, what's wrong with you?...
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