“They get really, really red when I’m angry or passionate and pale when I’m miserable or tired. They have a life of their own. They get me in trouble. You know mood rings? I’ve got mood lips ... They are one thing I don’t have to work on.”
Rosie, honey. Sweetheart, no. You know and I know and hell, we all know that you're just the prettiest little thing, but baby doll, please. Maybe we should try keeping our mouths closed when we know other people can hear us and just stick to s...
“Confidence is the only key. I know a lot of people who aren’t traditionally ‘beautiful’ — not symmetrical or perfect-bodied or perfect-skinned. But none of that matters because all that shines through is their confidence, humor and comfort with themselves. I can’t think of any better representation of beauty than someone who is unafraid to be herself.”
- Emma Stone giving me another reason to love her.
But really, how magical is this girl? I know I haven't talked about h...
Ok, before you start being like "oh, this bitch," let me just remind/tell you that Kim requested that all her wedding guests come dressed in black or white, so she's not being That Girl who shows up to your wedding in some budget bridal mess. Or, well, if she is, she's at least sticking to the theme.
Regardless of how cheap the dress looks (it does look cheap, right, that's not just me?), isn't it inappropriate to have your basoomas hanging out like that at your pal's wedding? I'm just assu...
Did you know that Joan Collins is releasing a new book called The World According to Joan? Yeah, that's some powerful news, isn't it? The Daily Mail describes it as "a kind of manifesto for modern living in which she gives her thoughts on everything from parenting to bad manners to politics." And you know Joan doesn't hold back, so this book is going to be nothing but gold. Maybe go ahead and expect a good few quotes from it, because I am real excited about it.
Anyway, The Daily Mail got together with Joan because they're serializing the book starting next week (!!!)...
I know, right? Finally. After what feels like absolute eons of engagement ring talk, wedding invitation judging, bridal registry complaints, and just plain waiting on pins and needles, Kim Kardashian is officially a married gal. Stop what you're doing and grab a glass of champagne or some PCP or whatever it is you kids do nowadays and celebrate!
We don't have any pictures yet - the pictures were sold to People, who will be publishing them in next Friday's issue - but trust me, as soon as we see any hint of them, you'll know. We're krazy for Kardashians! Well, not...
I don't listen to hip-hop, like, at all - I just learned yesterday that a rapper named Pitbull existed. But it turns out that he does exist, and it turns out that he has this song called "Give Me Everything," and that song mentions our favorite girl, Lindsay Lohan. Here are the lyrics:
Hustlers move aside, so I'm tiptoein', to keep flowin'
I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.
Oh, hell no. No he did not. Is he even aware of what Lindsay's been through? Does he even know how hard it was f...
I don't know if you could tell, but I've really hit my stride with these blind items. So far, I've uncovered Lea Michele's close relationship with cocaine, I've revealed to the world that Anne Hathaway's boyfriend is worshipping Satan, and I've warned you that Chris Kattan is fond of showcasing his junk in gyms. I've done a lot of good so far, right? Well, here's my latest deed, because I'm about to expose a leg humper.
This still barely hanging on to A list comic actor who is supposedly a devoted family...
What, you were expecting some pictures of Ashlee Simpson literally sucking the soul out of some dude? I'm sorry, but we treasure subtlety around here, thank you. And besides, would anyone actually want to see pictures of Ashlee Simpson in such a compromising position? I didn't think so.
But check out these new pictures of Pete Wentz with his adorable son. Look how happy he looks, and look back at how happy he's been looking since the divorce began. It's as if he's finally broken free of the chains of the dreaded succubus, rightf...
Reuters and Ipsos teamed up to poll America on their most well-loved and their least favorite celebrities, and can you guess who won the number one spot in America's heart? Here, I'll give you a couple hints. This girl got a golden opportunity a few years back in a commercial, and she went on to have a pretty impressive resurgence in popularity. I say resurgence because she's been around for a while. Because she's old.
Have you got it?
Read More...
I know, it's sad, right? You'd really think that Emma Watson would be too sassy to put up with some triflin' man, but it happens to the best of them, I suppose. Everybody loves love these days.
But how exactly is Emma's new beau bad for her? Well, it seems like back in 2006 he achieved an impressive feat by having two run-ins with the police in the same week - once for speeding, and once for underage possession of alcohol - and also some friends are reporting that she's being "completely...
Do you remember that time that Rolling Stone checked out some album sales and YouTube hits and such and decided that Lady Gaga is the Queen of Pop? Well, they did that one more time, except this time they checked out a bunch of dudes to see who's the most popular rapper.
Who do you think it could be?
Read More...
“They get really, really red when I’m angry or passionate and pale when I’m miserable or tired. They have a life of their own. They get me in trouble. You know mood rings? I’ve got mood lips ... They are one thing I don’t have to work on.”
Rosie, honey. Sweetheart, no. You know and I know and hell, we all know that you're just the prettiest little thing, but baby doll, please. Maybe we should try keeping our mouths closed when we know other people can hear us and just stick to s...
“Confidence is the only key. I know a lot of people who aren’t traditionally ‘beautiful’ — not symmetrical or perfect-bodied or perfect-skinned. But none of that matters because all that shines through is their confidence, humor and comfort with themselves. I can’t think of any better representation of beauty than someone who is unafraid to be herself.”
- Emma Stone giving me another reason to love her.
But really, how magical is this girl? I know I haven't talked about h...
Ok, before you start being like "oh, this bitch," let me just remind/tell you that Kim requested that all her wedding guests come dressed in black or white, so she's not being That Girl who shows up to your wedding in some budget bridal mess. Or, well, if she is, she's at least sticking to the theme.
Regardless of how cheap the dress looks (it does look cheap, right, that's not just me?), isn't it inappropriate to have your basoomas hanging out like that at your pal's wedding? I'm just assu...
Did you know that Joan Collins is releasing a new book called The World According to Joan? Yeah, that's some powerful news, isn't it? The Daily Mail describes it as "a kind of manifesto for modern living in which she gives her thoughts on everything from parenting to bad manners to politics." And you know Joan doesn't hold back, so this book is going to be nothing but gold. Maybe go ahead and expect a good few quotes from it, because I am real excited about it.
Anyway, The Daily Mail got together with Joan because they're serializing the book starting next week (!!!)...
I know, right? Finally. After what feels like absolute eons of engagement ring talk, wedding invitation judging, bridal registry complaints, and just plain waiting on pins and needles, Kim Kardashian is officially a married gal. Stop what you're doing and grab a glass of champagne or some PCP or whatever it is you kids do nowadays and celebrate!
We don't have any pictures yet - the pictures were sold to People, who will be publishing them in next Friday's issue - but trust me, as soon as we see any hint of them, you'll know. We're krazy for Kardashians! Well, not...
I don't listen to hip-hop, like, at all - I just learned yesterday that a rapper named Pitbull existed. But it turns out that he does exist, and it turns out that he has this song called "Give Me Everything," and that song mentions our favorite girl, Lindsay Lohan. Here are the lyrics:
Hustlers move aside, so I'm tiptoein', to keep flowin'
I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.
Oh, hell no. No he did not. Is he even aware of what Lindsay's been through? Does he even know how hard it was f...
I don't know if you could tell, but I've really hit my stride with these blind items. So far, I've uncovered Lea Michele's close relationship with cocaine, I've revealed to the world that Anne Hathaway's boyfriend is worshipping Satan, and I've warned you that Chris Kattan is fond of showcasing his junk in gyms. I've done a lot of good so far, right? Well, here's my latest deed, because I'm about to expose a leg humper.
This still barely hanging on to A list comic actor who is supposedly a devoted family...
What, you were expecting some pictures of Ashlee Simpson literally sucking the soul out of some dude? I'm sorry, but we treasure subtlety around here, thank you. And besides, would anyone actually want to see pictures of Ashlee Simpson in such a compromising position? I didn't think so.
But check out these new pictures of Pete Wentz with his adorable son. Look how happy he looks, and look back at how happy he's been looking since the divorce began. It's as if he's finally broken free of the chains of the dreaded succubus, rightf...
Reuters and Ipsos teamed up to poll America on their most well-loved and their least favorite celebrities, and can you guess who won the number one spot in America's heart? Here, I'll give you a couple hints. This girl got a golden opportunity a few years back in a commercial, and she went on to have a pretty impressive resurgence in popularity. I say resurgence because she's been around for a while. Because she's old.
Have you got it?
Read More...
I know, it's sad, right? You'd really think that Emma Watson would be too sassy to put up with some triflin' man, but it happens to the best of them, I suppose. Everybody loves love these days.
But how exactly is Emma's new beau bad for her? Well, it seems like back in 2006 he achieved an impressive feat by having two run-ins with the police in the same week - once for speeding, and once for underage possession of alcohol - and also some friends are reporting that she's being "completely...
Do you remember that time that Rolling Stone checked out some album sales and YouTube hits and such and decided that Lady Gaga is the Queen of Pop? Well, they did that one more time, except this time they checked out a bunch of dudes to see who's the most popular rapper.
Who do you think it could be?
Read More...