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Glee Covers Bowie, Murders A Part of My Soul

For some reason, this horrible nightmare never seemed like a legitimate possibility. That wretched Lea Michele singing the words of the absolute master, David Bowie? It's like kitten genocide: why would it even cross your mind? But that's why things like this knock us down so hard, friends, because we don't expect them. To quote the immortal words of Mad-Eye Moody, "constant vigilance!" Glee butchered Bowie's "Fashion" in order to promote Fashion's Night Out, which, as far as I can tell, ...

Anderson Cooper Has “Always Giggled Like A 13-Year-Old Girl”

Remember that precious giggle fit that Anderson Cooper had last week? You loved it, right? How could you not? Anderson Cooper is the most adorable man that the news world has ever known, and the only thing that could even possibly come close to his giggles is his explanation of his giggles: “I don’t know what happened with the giggling. I mean, I’ve always giggled like a 13 year-old girl at a Justin Bieber meet and greet. There’s nothing I can do about it but I’ve never not been able to stop. I’m a little stunned by how many peo...

Would You Want Adele to Make A Cupcake for You?

A photo of Adele This story has some of my very favorite things: Adele, cupcakes, and generosity. Sounds delightful, doesn't it? That's because it is. Adele is heading out on tour in the UK on September 4th, and she wants to share her newly developed cupcake baking skills with her fans. She promised that she was "going to bake lots and lots and give them out," adding that she won't sell them because "I don't think they're that good - but they are good!" Oh, Adele, you crazy, beautiful, gifted lady....

Remember That Dumb Marilyn Monroe Tattoo That Megan Fox Had?

A photo of Megan Fox I say "had" because, as you can tell by the photo above, Megan is getting the tattoo removed. Thank goodness, right? Because if she really is on the brink of becoming amazingly, unbelievably attractive again, which I think she just might be, thanks to that much needed weight gain, the last thing she needs is some trashy tattoo of some other beautiful woman glaring at the world right smack dab in the middle of her arm. The reason for the tattoo removal? "She was a negative person, she was disturbed, ...

Christmas Must Have Come Early: New Florence and the Machine!

I can't even begin to tell you how excited I am about music right now. Just a couple of weeks ago I showed you the beautiful new tune from Marina and the Diamonds, and last night while I was perusing some Facebooks I saw that Jack's Mannequin is releasing a new album in October. And THEN today one of my very very favorites, Florence and the Machine, released a new song as well! GET BETTER, LIFE, I DARE YOU! This song simply astounds, right? Is there any other new music I should know about...

The Hutchisons Are Getting A Reality Show. Yes.

Did you squeal too? I think I squealed. I don't know, I made some sound when I heard this news that made my little guinea pig run back inside his house. But anyway, how glorious is this? My new favorite celebrities and models for soulmates, Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden, are getting their very own reality show! And it's about damn time. I can't embed the video where the Hutchisons reveal their reality show plans (it's on Radar, and I strongly suggest you watch it), but rest assu...

Aww, Some Fine Upstanding Citizen Told LeAnn Rimes That She Needed to Eat Something!

A photo of LeAnn Rimes Please allow me to paint this inspiring picture for you. Ready? Ok. LeAnn Rimes was at a restaurant in Chicago with Eddie and his kids. Eddie was chewing up some lettuce to spit into LeAnn's mouth when a bold and sassy do-gooder decided to take her shot and approach the country star. And that do-gooder spoke for us all when she let LeAnn in on some home truths. What you are about to read is a fictional representation of an actual event, based on LeAnn's Tweets: Eddie: LeAnn, baby d...

Good Morning, Now Let’s Talk About Lisa Frank!

The magical Upright Citizens Brigade has done the unthinkable (literally, it has to have been unthinkable up until now, or else this would have existed already) and created a moving biopic based on the life of critically acclaimed artist, Lisa Frank. Or rather they've only created the trailer of a film that undoubtedly should be made to tease us all. We live in a cruel world, friends. This is just another example. But oh, Lisa Frank. I've been a longtime fan of hers, mainly because of her wo...

Look, Ryan Gosling Fights Crime, Too!

Here we have a video of our favorite hero, Ryan Gosling, breaking up a fight in New York. It seems like a couple of bros were fighting over a painting at an intersection (???), and while a couple of well-meaning civilians attempted to intervene, it took the superhuman charm and the utter majesty of Ryan Gosling in his cute striped tank top and silly shorts to stop the altercation at around 30 seconds into the video. Here's how the girl who shot the video, Valerie Alvea, described the events to E!: "He took them to the corner and asked them what was going on.," she tells E! News. "The gen...

Thank Goodness: Simon Cowell Is Being Cryogenically Frozen

A photo of Simon Cowell Well, after he dies. He's going to be cryogenically frozen after he dies. It's not like Simon Cowell just decided to call it a day and go ahead and gear up for the future. Jeez. Here's Simon's reasoning for his decision: "It's an insurance policy. If it doesn't work, it doesn't work. But if it does work, I'll be happy. If it's possible - and I think it will be - why not have a second crack? Does that sound crazy? I think it's a good idea. I have a feeling that if I don't do it, I could regret it in 300 years." I don't think it sounds crazy in the sense tha...

OMG, Did Selena Gomez Really Dump Justin Bieber?

A photo of Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber Oh no, not Justin and Selena! They can't break up! Not after all they've been through! How could this be? Does true love even exist anymore? What other tragedies could this week possibly have in store? All right, now that I've gotten my impressive melodramatics out of the way, I can get to letting you guys in on what supposedly happened. Yes, there's a rumor that Selena dumped Justin, just like there's been rumors for the past few weeks. First, the story was that Selena had a problem with Justin's relationship with Chris Brown, but now, it seems like she...
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