For a good long while, I (and I'm pretty sure everyone else around these parts) have been of the opinion that Miley Cyrus generally needs to class up, cover up, or just shut up. And while I have, on several occasions, stated that Miley needs to pray about dressing just a touch more conservatively, this business she wore to the VMAs is not at all what I had in mind.
It's all about finding a happy medium, Miley. There's a place between dressing like an actual prostitute and dressing like a Golden Girl, an...
Go ahead, guess. Here's a hint: you'll never be able to guess. Because it's absurd and it involves a giant inflatable banana.
Here's what went down. Beyonce's wacky little sister, Solange, was down in Miami Beach, and she was just trying to have a good time, you know, she was just trying to do her thing. She wanted to mosey on into a club and have some fun that way, and that's her prerogative, but our girl was denied entry. Why? Because she had the inflatable banana, of course!
From TMZ:
Cops say Beyonce's younger sis tri...
Yes, a Kanye West musical. Are you as excited as I am?
The show is going down in Australia, where a couple of bros decided to get together to write, produce, and perform a delightful little two-man show simply titled Kanye: The Musical. But what is it about exactly?
"This is a story of a struggle against the man to become the man. It’s about a guy who took a shot at the throne and didn’t miss."
Songs from the show include "A Bright, Shining Star," sung by Kanye's mother upon her son's birth, "Rappers on My Dick," which takes place after Kanye gets popular, "What Was I Supposed to Do," a song f...
Remember when Lady Gaga did the Japanese Vogue a few months back? You remember, it was the cover with the meat dress and it had the first appearance of her male alter ego. Yeah, you remember. Anyway, it turns out that the photo shoot got a little weird and graphic, because now all these outtakes are being released. You know, stuff like Lady Gaga all naked and/or in leather and usually tied up in some fashion. Also you can kind of see her vagina in one picture, but definitely her breasts i...
Did you know that Dina Lohan wrote her very own script? Because she did! Her movie's called Growing Defiant, and it's "a hard look at the social pressures that can lead a kid in the wrong direction." Oh, Lohans.
But you guys, the way that Dina is completely ripping off her own daughter's life story isn't even the best part! The best part is her "suggested cast list." Ready?
According to the business plan, the actors she'll go after include Dakota Fanning, Selena Gomez, Michael Cera, James...
Oh, Ashlee Simpson. This bitch gets on my last nerve, she really does. Really, anyone who has ever looked at Pete Wentz can tell that he's been through enough, but no, Ashlee just keeps on and keeps on sucking that soul out of him, and her very latest tactic? Drunk dialing. Because everybody loves That Girl.
From Us Weekly via Celebitchy:
A source says [Ashlee Simpson], 26, recently placed an inebriated call to Pete Wentz, whom she’s divorcing. “Ashlee was telling Pete how much she misses him and want...
“Marilyn was the beautiful bad girl in that tight, rose-colored dress. The character she played was strong and taking control, which I unconsciously knew at that young age [12] was a necessary quality for a woman. I can understand the photographer Bernard of Hollywood’s [Bruno Bernard] statement, 'it took a superhuman effort to be Marilyn.’ I identify.
“People in their mind have created who I am and act as if there is no real person inside of me. Just like Marilyn. Marilyn never wanted to...
Courteney looks pretty good, right? I mean, she's 47, she's been going through some stressful times, and this picture was taken right as she was leaving a dinner with her daughter and the husband she's currently separated from, so we can cut her some slack for those bags under her eyes, right? Yeah, I think that would be nice of us.
What do you guys think? Does Courteney still have it, or has she definitely seen better days?
Image courtesy of Starpulse...
