Ok, there are a lot of instances in which tons and tons of sites will run some photos of some innocent little starlet after a big lunch with the announcement that the girl is pregnant. And I don't want to do that. I don't think it helps anyone's self esteem to see that, and I don't want to be presumptuous. But this time, I'm throwing all caution to the wind.
ALYSON HANNIGAN MIGHT BE PREGNANT, YOU GUYS!!!
See that little picture above? That could be a baby bump, right? It could be ano...
Here are a handful of hot and sexy pictures of her on a date night! Saucy!
If you want to perhaps save these pictures for the purpose of cutting and pasting your own head over this gentleman's, don't be ashamed - I wouldn't blame you!
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Because what else do you get the fetus who has everything?
According to this Twitter account, Beyonce swallowed a Blackberry, and now her child has access to the outside world. And of course, what else would you do with your very first smartphone besides connect to the world through 140 characters or less?
Here are a few of the more poignant things the fetus has said so far:
This is going to be one sassy kid, huh?...
I know, right? It's like, what can't this girl do? She'll bake cupcakes for her fans, say beautiful words about fellow musicians, all while being known as one of the most talented and popular singers in the whole world. Oh, and did I mention that she's too adorable for words?
Well, in addition to all that, it looks like Adele will be singing the theme for the latest James Bond movie. Maybe:
The 'Set Fire To The Rain' singer let slip on the first edition of The Jonathan Ross Show th...
These pictures were taken by Tyler Shields, the same guy who did those pictures of Lindsay Lohan all done up like a vampire, remember those? Yeah, he's apparently stepped up his game a little, because these photos of Heather Morris, who beautifully portrays the ditzy Brittany on Glee, are almost downright offensive.
However, Tyler told Us that in these photos, Heather Morris is "definitely not a victim, more like a really liberated woman." Because when we think of really liberated women, we think of pretty ladies with black eyes being tied up with iron cords. Right?
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Well, I guess not to lose weight, even though technically she would get rid of a few pounds. No, Jessica Simpson just really wants to look thinner for her wedding. That's understandable, I'm sure a lot of ladies feel that way, but Jessica, I'm not sure that a breast reduction is the right way to go.
From In Touch via Celebitchy:
Most women would kill for killer cleavage. But not Jessica Simpson. The singer is so distraught over her fuller-than-ever figure, she’s telling friends that she’s going under the knife. “She thinks that if she downsizes her breasts, she will look...
I know, I got irrationally excited over that headline too, but it's true: Justin Bieber, everyone's favorite heartthrob, is going to release his very own Christmas album! Did you just explode in a mess of tinsel and finally realized dreams? Me too, friends, but let's carry on.
It turns out that all the songs on the album will be original, so if you wanted Justin to tenderly serenade you with "Silent Night" or something, I guess you better return to the safety of your dreams, because all...
Well, to be fair, Madonna was around 30 when her boyfriend was born, so it's probably fair to lump him in with the same category as her children. Creepy thought, right? Then let's go ahead and jump right on into Madonna's bathroom habits:
Someone tell Madonna that boy toys come potty-trained! According to a friend, Madge won’t let her 29-years-younger lover Brahim Zaibat use her, ahem, throne.
“Madonna doesn’t even let her kids use her toilet,” a friend tells In Touch. “It’s just her thing. She is very generous, but this is the one thing she doesn’t want to share,” adds t...
"I asked her about Dancing With the Stars and she said, 'Well, initially I'm thinking no. But let me go to school and talk to Ashley about it. See what she thinks.' I was like, 'No, Coco, you can't tell anybody! I'm sworn to secrecy.' Hopefully I don't embarrass her. When I dance, I look like I'm being electrocuted. Apparently there's no real room for that in ballroom dancing."
- David Arquette tells a few stories about about the adventures he's had so far involving Dancing with the Stars. H...
But what could outrageous hip-hip star Nicki Minaj and troubled but immensely talented singer Susan Boyle possibly have in common? Well, your guess is as good as mine, but that doesn't mean that they haven't made besties when they were both backstage for America's Got Talent. Because they did!
The new friends' first few items of friendship included Susan pinching Nicki's ass because "she was fascinated by Nicki's bum and just couldn't take her hands off it," Nicki teaching Susan how to rap, and Susan giving Nicki some pointers on singing.
Just becaus...
What a weird turn of events for these long-time rivals, right? The Weasleys and the Malfoys have never been the best of friends, and the most publicized example that we have of this feud, that of Ron Weasley and Draco Malfoy, is a particularly contemptuous one. But it looks like once again these feisty boys have put aside their differences to pose for some more pictures together, this time for an ad campaign for Band of Outsiders. Inspiring, right?
Images courtesy of The Berry
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