Man, aren't parental guilt trips the worst? It's like, yeah, I haven't called my grandma in forever, but would you want to call someone if all they said to you was "you're going to hell, sinner"?
But Kate Hudson's parental guilt trip sounds a whole lot worse than the conversation I have to have every now and then with my mom, because, see, Kate Hudson's dad wrote it in the form of a book that's described as “not a Hollywood tell-all, but instead an emotional outreach.” And so it begins.
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Ok, you see that little ensemble - and by "ensemble," I clearly mean "nipples" - above? That's what LeAnn Rimes wore when she and Eddie took the kids to the fair this past weekend. I mean, at least she's not wearing some tired bikini, but am I out of line to suggest that when you go out with your husband and his 8- and 4-year-old children, you should at least make sure your nipples aren't fixin' to bust through your tank top?...
Oh, you guys! I'm just joshing! Taylor Swift just wrote on her arm because she got bored in 4th period and her friend Jessica was like "OMG, Tay, let me give you a tattooooooooo!" And Taylor was like "awesome, do it, do you think Brad will notice?" And Jessica was like "OMG OMG OMG!"*
I mean, I don't have any hard evidence that that's how this silliness happened, but that's just what I'm going to go with.
Can you tell what Taylor has scribbled on her arm in marker? It's a Dixie Chick...
I'm sorry, you guys, if you're getting some sort of Adele overload these past few weeks. Admittedly, we have been talking about this amazing girl quite a bit, but really, if your brain can't handle how awesomely magical Adele is, then that's not our fault.
This morning we have a few more quotes from Adele's interview with Vogue to get your day started right!
On bodily functions: "I puke quite a lot before going on stage, but never actually on stage. I shit myself before everything...The bigger the freak-out, the more I enjoy the show!"
On relationships: "I ...
Well, color me disappointed. After the whole internet and I speculated that Alyson Hannigan might have another adorable child on the way, Alyson herself took to Twitter to explain the situation:
Oh well, better luck next time, possible future fetus!...
I never got Eddie Murphy. Is that bad? I've seen a good few movies, I've even seen a good few bits from his comedy routines, but I've never been of the opinion that he's a super funny guy. Also, I hear that he's a pretty massive douchebag. So when I read the news that Eddie is pretty tight with Brett Ratner, a producer of the Academy Awards, and that Brett would just love to have Eddie host next year's Oscars, I was displeased.
It turns out that tomorrow, Brett and fellow producer Don Mischer are going to meet up with the presid...
"I enjoy being me; I always have done. I’ve seen people where it rules their lives, you know, who want to be thinner or have bigger boobs, and how it wears them down. And I just don’t want that in my life. It’s just never been an issue – at least, I’ve never hung out with the sort of horrible people who make it an issue. I have insecurities of course, but I don’t hang out with anyone who points them out to me."
- Adele speaks openly about how beautiful she is in her issue of V...
Ok, put yourself in this Situation (gross, LOL!). It's Labor Day weekend, you're looking to cut loose a little bit, so you decide to head out to the club. When you stroll on in, you notice that a reality star is right at your nightspot, stealing the show! Who would you rather this reality star be?
1. The Situation
2. Snooki
3. Taylor Hicks
If you go with The Situation's club, you get cocaine and boners everywhere, if you go with Snooki, you get pickes and predictions about the ec...
Well, it looks like me, you, and the rest of the whole Internet threw a fit over those pictures of Heather Morris from Glee, because photographer Tyler Shields is trying to make up for it. See, he DID NOT want those pictures of a girl with a black eye being restrained by an iron cord to be taken in a negative way, that was not his intention. And to make up for this big misunderstanding, he's auctioning off that photo above, starting at $100,000, and he's donating all the money he makes to a dom...
This is what Keira Knightley wore to the Venice Film Festival premiere of her movie, A Dangerous Method. And I think it's pretty, I do, I just think it would be more suited for a child's tea party or for that rack of old formal dresses at the Goodwill that always makes me feel sad inside.
It's not just about finding the right dress, Keira, it's about matching it to the occasion, too.
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