"Well, by 25 or 26, I want to see myself, like, married or start looking for a family. I want to be a young dad. I want to be able to have done what I wanted to do – to be successful, to do a movie or whatever."
- The ever eloquent Justin Bieber describes his hopes for the future.
Well, this is it, ladies. The time's come to saddle up and move in on The Biebz, and may the best woman win. It's going to be rough out there - I'm not going to lie, there could be casualties - but this is the moment of truth. This is the time to decide if you...
"They're disappointed when I'm not Ryan Reynolds. 'Oh can I get my picture with you?' And you're like, sure, and they're like, ‘I thought you were more muscley.' No. ‘Have you gotten, like, more unattractive for a role?' No. Just the role of my life. Sometimes they'll take a picture with me and then they'll look at it, and I'll see their faces fall and they realize when they look at the picture, that's not Ryan Reynolds."
- Ryan Gosling pretending like he's less attractive than Ryan Rey...
See, this blind item is neat because I'm pretty sure I've got it, and also because it explains a story I told you guys this week. So let's get right to it:
This A list movie actress who got her start way back in the day on television and then did some more along the way, let it slip the other day that she and her always a B list (for one role in particular) movie actor husband have not had sex in almost five years. It is kind of ironic if you think about it.
Sarah Jessica Parker and Matth...
Anderson Cooper, right? This man is damn near perfect in my book. He has a good head on his shoulders, he's so adorable, and he's sort of a hero. Anderson Cooper is all of the good things, and that's why we all need to learn so much more about him!
From Anderson Cooper via Us Weekly via Celebitchy:
1. I started going gray in college.
2. I wish I still had brown hair.
3. I love my Real Housewives of Atlanta and Beverly Hills. Miami, not so much.
4. I met Charlie Chaplin when I was 6. I have a photo, but no actual memory of it.
5. I’m very d...
You know, Lindsay's little sister, Ali? The 17-year-old model? The girl in both pictures above?
This is terrifying, right? These pictures were taken a couple of years apart, and of course teenagers will grow into their features in those important years, but what you're seeing up there is not natural, not even a little bit. It's gross and shady and it's not ok.
Here's the statement from the director of Ali's modelling agency:
"Contrary to recent reports, I can confirm that Aliana Lohan has not had any ...
Look, you guys! You can see that sassy little fetus of Beyonce's! How adorable, right? Goodness me, I just cannot wait for this child!
Ok, everybody. Secretly I started this little story so I could try and let Beyonce know how silly her bathing suit looks, but I didn't have the heart to poke fun. She's going to be a mom, you know. No disrespect allowed.
Image courtesy of TMZ...
"I am a great romantic - but I also think you can be a romantic and a realist. Life is complicated and long and I know people that I respect and admire and look up to who have had extra-marital affairs. It's like we're flawed - we're human beings and sometimes you make choices that other people are going to judge. That's their problem but I really think that the more I live my life the more I learn not to judge people for what they do. I think we're all trying our best but life is complicated...
Did you know that Joan Jett is Miley Cyrus' idol? See, V Magazine is doing this "Heroes" issue this month, and Miley nominated Joan, so they got to have a little chit chat:
"People see me as this perfect Disney star, and the moment I put out a record that says 'I'm not 11 years old anymore,' people look down on me," Cyrus said. "That's why I have always looked up [to] you. When you came out people were shocked that there was a chick that wanted to rock as hard as the guys."
Jett, in turn...
The nerve of some people, right? When you leave your house in Canada and jet off to your house in Florida, all the while leaving your house keys in your unlocked car outside the Canada house, it's like, who expects something like this to happen? Especially when you're as famous as Celine Dion. What ever happened to a little thing called respect?
Well, apparently, it's dead, because while Celine and her husband, Rene, were down in Florida, some guy just invited himself inside their home, courtesy of the keys in the unlocked car, natch. While he wa...
As I'm sure you've heard, Kate Gosselin and her awful show are on the brink of being taken away from us forever, and not a moment too soon. It's been a good few years that we've had to hear about all the baby drama and midlife crises, but at last, it's coming to an end. OR IS IT?
Here's the most terrifying Kate Gosselin quote I've ever read:
"I want to stay in TV because I feel comfortable there, it's an exciting life. I'd really love to find a place of my own on a talk show or something like that. I'll be back. This is too much ...