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Twihards Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop

You should have known, you guys, that when that new Breaking Dawn trailer came out yesterday, that it would bring the crazies out in full force. And judging by the video above of our favorite crazy, that's precisely what happened. I'm sorry if this is a little much for your Thursday morning. Make sure to turn your volume down and get ready to giggle, and I guess be careful about eating your Cheerios while you watch this, because girlfriend is out of her mind....

Watch Snooki Take Anderson Cooper Spray Tanning!

It looks like it really is a crazy world, friends. Anderson Cooper and Snooki, tanning buddies? What's next, Oprah getting a makeover from J Woww? Glenn Beck getting all roided up with Ronnie? Bill O'Reilly letting loose and cutting up with Deena? I could go on for the rest of the night, but I'll stop so you can simply bask in the glow that is Anderson Cooper....

Quotables: Kirstie Alley’s Lost 100 Pounds!

A photo of Kirstie Alley "I've lost 100 pounds. I feel like I'm back in my element and not wearing a suit, a bad suit. And I honestly didn't even realize what I looked like too much. Right before I did Dancing with the Stars, I bought these dresses in size 14 to 4, the same dress, and I said, 'You know what I really want? I really want to be in this dress in a 4.'" Oh, Kirstie, have you now? I know that you have a reputation for not being that great with this kind of thing, but 100 pounds, doesn't that seem like kind ...

Joan Collins Really Knows How to Talk Trash, Huh?

A photo of Joan Collins Man, that Joan Collins. What a crazy bitch, right? Everything this woman says is pretty much pure cattiness, and I'm not going to lie, it makes me giggle. So, of course, if there's a new story going around about Joan talking shit about a good handful of today's lady stars, I'm going to let you guys know about it. On Gwyneth Paltrow: “Is she the one who called her grandmother a rude word on air?” she asks, dismissively. “I thought that was pretty shocking." On Keira Knightley: “Well, she’s thin,” is all Joan will say. On Carey Mulligan:...

Have I Mentioned How Much I Love Florence and the Machine Lately?

Oh, I have? Pretty consistently? Well, shucks. Don't I feel like a damned fool now. I'm just kidding, of course I don't feel like a fool! I feel happy and proud and delighted to be able to show you guys the latest single from Florence and the Machine, "Shake It Out." It's fabulous, as always, and I reckon it's a pretty darn good way to kick off this evening. You're welcome!...

Here’s Another Music Video from Lady Gaga!

Remember those "fashion films" of Lady Gaga's that Sarah told you about last week? About how Lady Gaga is planning on releasing five "fashion films" for "You and I"? Yeah, this is one of those. I hope you love it, because I really didn't. That robot arm and that mouth piece, that thing around her chin or whatever? I didn't get it, and that didn't stop me from cowering in fear. To be fair to Gaga though, I'm sick and medicated and out of it, and this morning I freaked out when my boyfriend tried to hold my hand because I thought he was a monster....

No, You Are Not Allowed to Look at Madonna

A photo of Madonna Um, ok. Great. Thanks. I didn't want to look at you anyway. Bitch. But yeah, word on the street is that no one can look at Madonna, or at least volunteers for the Toronto International Film Festival can't look at her: It was a bit of a different story backstage, however, when eight of those volunteers were asked to turn their faces to a wall so that they would not look at the pop-star-turned-movie-director as she made her way to her press conference about the film. One volunteer told ...

Love It or Leave It: Lea Michele Needs to Stop

A photo of Lea Michele If we're being perfectly honest here, there is not a thing that Lea Michele can do to make herself tolerable, to me, at least. I don't care for her attitude, I don't care for her performances, and I really don't care for her fashion sense. So what does this girl do? She goes and hits me where it hurts - ugly colorless dresses and stupid, stupid facial expressions. Well played, Lea. Well played indeed....

Ryan Gosling Loves Animals Too!

A photo of Ryan Gosling But seriously, what can't Ryan Gosling do? He's beautiful, talented, and heroic, and we've always known that he loves his dog, but it turns out that he's an advocate for animals everywhere as well! Friday morning, the 30-year-old actor sent a letter on PETA's behalf the the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) asking officials to make sure that chickens and turkeys who have been exposed to disease are euthanized humanely. Currently, the USDA endorses a slow, painful method of killing birds by submerging them in foam to suffocate them. "If dogs and cats were killed in this way, the person committing these acts would be ch...

Things Christina Hendricks Enjoys: Milking Cows, Cooking, And Her Body

A photo of Christina Hendricks I am right there with you, Christina. Well, I've never milked a cow. And I'm not that great at cooking. But your body, I think that's something we can all enjoy! Let's check out Christina discussing some of her favorite activities: She told Cosmopolitan magazine: "I love being outdoors - I mean, you'd never think it in my high heels and pencil skirt. But I miss the smell of hay and farms and I like milking a cow!" As well as milking cows, Christina enjoys cooking and spends a lot of time in the kitchen comin...

New Couple Alert: Jennifer Lopez and Bradley Cooper?

A photo of Jennifer Lopez and Bradley Cooper Did you just gag a little? I just gagged a little. Not only because Bradley Cooper is way too awesome for Jennifer Lopez, but also because that little picture above is actually from a whole year ago, which might add some plausibility to this story. Which, you know, GROSS. However icky this might make me feel, the story is that Bradley and Jennifer had a "romantic" dinner alone in New York on Saturday night. That's all, no other details, nothing. So really, it might not be true. It might just be the figment of some really sick and twisted pe...
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