Oh, LeAnn. I know you think that half-eaten cookie in your hand proves something, but that tight-lipped, forced grin on your face just below those eyes that are about to pop out of your head from strain of either having to hold up that platter or having to hold that cookie in your mouth long enough for a picture say way, way more.
Image courtesy of Us Weekly...
A lot of times, I'm really bad at telling stories. Everyone who knows me knows this, and a really cute thing they do after I tell a completely inappropriate anecdote or screw up some otherwise ok story is go "cool story, bro" in this awful, condescending way that makes me feel ridiculous. And I bring this fact up because Nicolas Cage told a story down at that film festival in Toronto that I'm pretty certain deserved a collective "cool story, bro" from everyone in attendance:
"It was two i...
This is a really fun blind item (aren't they all?) and I wanted to share the adventure with you! This one's a little harder than some, but, in my opinion, totally worth it. Ready?
There is a rumor going around that they are ring-shopping and getting engaged. No. While she may be looking at rings, he is not. These tales of ring-shopping and wedding-planning are pure gossip supplied by her publicist to make people think that their client is every man’s dream girl. She sure is… if your ...
And no, I'm not just referring to the fact that she's married to a man who likes to consider himself a Christlike figure. ZING!
No, I'm talking about those shoes. Look at those shoes for a minute, ok? And I know that Victoria lives in stilettos, but bring your eyes up to that tender little baby in her arms. Are you as amazed as I am? Or is it just that I am so laughably horrible* at maneuvering around in heels that I find this really simple task incredibly astounding*?
*For real, ...
Earlier this week, when I showed you guys those pictures of Christina Hendricks and her boobs, you were not impressed. A couple of you called poor Christina's look "tasteless," and our very own Sarah even commented with "Her cleavage looks like a butt’s been superglued to her sternum." And you know, that's totally fair. It does look a little ridiculous when large-breasted ladies have their own cleavage pressed against their face: I think that at Renaissance festivals, I think that at the gay ...
Let's just get one thing straight right now: I absolutely love it when Nick Cannon speaks. If he opens his mouth, I will listen to whatever comes out of it, and I will rejoice. Nick Cannon's words are pearls of wisdom, or, at the very least, absolutely hilarious. So why would Nick Cannon's words about his kids be any different?
“I just want them to strive for something greater than entertainment. I’m one of those believers in teachers, professors, heart surgeons. That’s what I’m rooting for. If I could get a scientist, that’d be amazing.”
Does...
It's really starting to scare me, the growing appreciation that I have for Evan Rachel Wood. It just seems like yesterday when I would see pictures of her with Marilyn Manson and gag, but now, I think she's pretty majestic. Oh, do you want more proof?
Here are some quotes from a recent interview with Marie Claire:
On loving Justin Bieber: "I saw the movie [Never Say Never], and that's what did it. I ended up seeing it three times — in the theaters. One of those times was the director...
"I'd like to be making babies but I'm not, so I'm making movies. When someone comes along I don't think I'll be able to do both and I'm fine with that. I'll make movies until I make babies. I have no idea when the handover will happen."
- Ryan Gosling on his future plans of being too precious for this world.
Yeah. Um, well. Anyway, I just thought I'd share this little quote with you guys. I don't know, I guess I just thought that it might do a lot for some of you. Yes? No? Ryan Gosling is still a go...
And no, when I say "stalker" I'm not talking about her fiance, god! I'm talking about the completely obsessed fan who just wrote a book called The True Story of Jessica Ann Simpson's 22 month long attempt to seduce a married man- her very Active Super Secret Sex life: True Story Jessica Simpson Seduction of A Married Man (Volume 1). Yes, it's a real thing: 30 titillating pages you can buy on Amazon for just $29.99 from the esteemed author, Marce William Burchell, who also happens to have been ...
You guys, of course the title of "Love It or Leave It" is just a formality. Of course we're leaving it, we're leaving it back at our great-grandmother's house on her coffee table where it belongs.
Taylor Swift, honestly. What is this girl doing with herself these days? I'll tell you what: nothing good. I mean, Tay-Tay seems sweet and everything, but there is just something about her that gets on my last nerve, you know? Anybody else?...
"I think that people think that I’m like mommy dearest, like this horrendous person. Am I rosy and peachy and splendid all the time? I think everyone in this room could say ‘no.’ Sometimes, over two days of shooting for one episode and I have three crabby mommy moments. Well, guaranteed you’re going to see them all in a twenty two minute show. So of course that makes me look like I’m crabby mommy all the time."
- Kate Gosselin on why everyone hates her.
I actually think the reason t...
Oh, LeAnn. I know you think that half-eaten cookie in your hand proves something, but that tight-lipped, forced grin on your face just below those eyes that are about to pop out of your head from strain of either having to hold up that platter or having to hold that cookie in your mouth long enough for a picture say way, way more.
Image courtesy of Us Weekly...
A lot of times, I'm really bad at telling stories. Everyone who knows me knows this, and a really cute thing they do after I tell a completely inappropriate anecdote or screw up some otherwise ok story is go "cool story, bro" in this awful, condescending way that makes me feel ridiculous. And I bring this fact up because Nicolas Cage told a story down at that film festival in Toronto that I'm pretty certain deserved a collective "cool story, bro" from everyone in attendance:
"It was two i...
This is a really fun blind item (aren't they all?) and I wanted to share the adventure with you! This one's a little harder than some, but, in my opinion, totally worth it. Ready?
There is a rumor going around that they are ring-shopping and getting engaged. No. While she may be looking at rings, he is not. These tales of ring-shopping and wedding-planning are pure gossip supplied by her publicist to make people think that their client is every man’s dream girl. She sure is… if your ...
And no, I'm not just referring to the fact that she's married to a man who likes to consider himself a Christlike figure. ZING!
No, I'm talking about those shoes. Look at those shoes for a minute, ok? And I know that Victoria lives in stilettos, but bring your eyes up to that tender little baby in her arms. Are you as amazed as I am? Or is it just that I am so laughably horrible* at maneuvering around in heels that I find this really simple task incredibly astounding*?
*For real, ...
Earlier this week, when I showed you guys those pictures of Christina Hendricks and her boobs, you were not impressed. A couple of you called poor Christina's look "tasteless," and our very own Sarah even commented with "Her cleavage looks like a butt’s been superglued to her sternum." And you know, that's totally fair. It does look a little ridiculous when large-breasted ladies have their own cleavage pressed against their face: I think that at Renaissance festivals, I think that at the gay ...
Let's just get one thing straight right now: I absolutely love it when Nick Cannon speaks. If he opens his mouth, I will listen to whatever comes out of it, and I will rejoice. Nick Cannon's words are pearls of wisdom, or, at the very least, absolutely hilarious. So why would Nick Cannon's words about his kids be any different?
“I just want them to strive for something greater than entertainment. I’m one of those believers in teachers, professors, heart surgeons. That’s what I’m rooting for. If I could get a scientist, that’d be amazing.”
Does...
It's really starting to scare me, the growing appreciation that I have for Evan Rachel Wood. It just seems like yesterday when I would see pictures of her with Marilyn Manson and gag, but now, I think she's pretty majestic. Oh, do you want more proof?
Here are some quotes from a recent interview with Marie Claire:
On loving Justin Bieber: "I saw the movie [Never Say Never], and that's what did it. I ended up seeing it three times — in the theaters. One of those times was the director...
"I'd like to be making babies but I'm not, so I'm making movies. When someone comes along I don't think I'll be able to do both and I'm fine with that. I'll make movies until I make babies. I have no idea when the handover will happen."
- Ryan Gosling on his future plans of being too precious for this world.
Yeah. Um, well. Anyway, I just thought I'd share this little quote with you guys. I don't know, I guess I just thought that it might do a lot for some of you. Yes? No? Ryan Gosling is still a go...
And no, when I say "stalker" I'm not talking about her fiance, god! I'm talking about the completely obsessed fan who just wrote a book called The True Story of Jessica Ann Simpson's 22 month long attempt to seduce a married man- her very Active Super Secret Sex life: True Story Jessica Simpson Seduction of A Married Man (Volume 1). Yes, it's a real thing: 30 titillating pages you can buy on Amazon for just $29.99 from the esteemed author, Marce William Burchell, who also happens to have been ...
You guys, of course the title of "Love It or Leave It" is just a formality. Of course we're leaving it, we're leaving it back at our great-grandmother's house on her coffee table where it belongs.
Taylor Swift, honestly. What is this girl doing with herself these days? I'll tell you what: nothing good. I mean, Tay-Tay seems sweet and everything, but there is just something about her that gets on my last nerve, you know? Anybody else?...
"I think that people think that I’m like mommy dearest, like this horrendous person. Am I rosy and peachy and splendid all the time? I think everyone in this room could say ‘no.’ Sometimes, over two days of shooting for one episode and I have three crabby mommy moments. Well, guaranteed you’re going to see them all in a twenty two minute show. So of course that makes me look like I’m crabby mommy all the time."
- Kate Gosselin on why everyone hates her.
I actually think the reason t...