Do you guys love James McAvoy? I do, but it's sort of in the way that a dorky little 11-year-old loves that boy up in 8th grade who plays football and doesn't shove her into lockers, you know? I've only seen him in that X-Men movie, and that was only because my BFF is completely and totally obsessed with it, and she was not going to stop until she shared it with me. I did enjoy the movie though, and when it was over, she showed me a bunch of interviews and sent me a bunch of his quotes, a...
I know, that's a hard one, huh? It could be any of the douchebags we gossip about over here, it really could. There's Chris Brown with his knee-lickin' tendencies, it could be LeAnn Rimes with her awful bikini parade and her apparent inability to digest solids. There are dozens of possibilities, but Parade could only award one celebrity with this illustrious title.
So who is the most annoying celebrity?
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Poor Jessica Simpson just can't catch a break, huh? There's that stalker business she's been dealing with, wedding rumors, family issues, and to top it all off, there are new rumors circulating that Jess is pregnant:
In Touch Weekly can exclusively confirm Jessica Simpson is pregnant! The 31-year-old singer recently attended the 32nd birthday party of her fiancé, Eric Johnson, where she sent back her glass of champagne for a birthday toast. As it turns out, the pair has something even better t...
Ok, I know that we go on and on about LeAnn Rimes over here, but trust me, it comes from a place of concern. Concern and incredulity, and yeah, I think there's a little bit of disgust. But at the end of the day, none of that matters, because LeAnn's one and only, Eddie Cibrian, still thinks she's just perfect.
"It bothers me because, obviously, I know she’s healthy. She eats more than I do sometimes. She’s just a very [conscientious] eater, as far as what she eats. She eats pretty healthy, but she works ou...
"I'll do it until I'm in Depends, using a walker and I'm feeding her baby food."
- Jersey Shore cast member, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, claims that ain't nothing gonna stop him from being a part of the trashiest show on television, not even an invalid girlfriend and incontinence. Yay, right?
Do you actually think the Jersey Shore kids could last that long? I mean that in many ways: do you think they'll settle down enough to lose interest in the show, do you think they'll settle down enough to avoid an overdose, do you think that anyone would want to watch this show for decades and decades and decades*?
*I would....
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "of course Justin Bieber is a great boyfriend! With those foot massages and that good old-fashioned charm, how could he not be?!" And that's a completely fair thought. You have a good point. But what I'm going to do is recount a recent date of Justin's with Selena Gomez, and after you're done swooning, you let me know how much more love you feel for The Biebz, all right?
Ok. Picture this. Justin takes you to this sweet concert: Demi Lovato, natch. And y...
"It’s good to have a lot of once-in-a-lifetimes in your lifetime. If you get the chance to skydive, go skydiving. If you’re offered a part in a weird Shakespeare play in San Diego, slap on some tights and rock out some iambic pentameter. If you’re offered the opportunity to have a swastika painted on your ass, glitter on your nipples, and to simulate sex with a man and a woman behind a curtain, go for it… provided it’s ‘Cabaret’ on Broadway and not in some dude’s basement.”
- Ne...
It just never stops with LeAnn, does it? She just gives and gives and gives, and if she's going to be enough of a sweetheart to keep putting this hilarious nonsense out there, then I'm going to take it. I'd be crazy not to!
On what she's gone through: "I've gone through it all, at a very young age. But I think one of my base accomplishments is that I have been able to handle it very well. Trust me I have my moments, but I've been doing it so long."
On being an artist: "I've been one of the very ...
Here's a photo that Justin Bieber posted on Instagram of himself, Selena Gomez, and six unidentified babies. He added the caption "Brangelina 2.0."
You guys, I don't know what to say. Sometimes I come to you with more questions than answers, and this is one of those times. Are Selena and Justin going to have babies? Is Selena pregnant now? Are Justin and Selena going to tour the world, adopting children and looking beautiful? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?...
Do you guys love James McAvoy? I do, but it's sort of in the way that a dorky little 11-year-old loves that boy up in 8th grade who plays football and doesn't shove her into lockers, you know? I've only seen him in that X-Men movie, and that was only because my BFF is completely and totally obsessed with it, and she was not going to stop until she shared it with me. I did enjoy the movie though, and when it was over, she showed me a bunch of interviews and sent me a bunch of his quotes, a...
I know, that's a hard one, huh? It could be any of the douchebags we gossip about over here, it really could. There's Chris Brown with his knee-lickin' tendencies, it could be LeAnn Rimes with her awful bikini parade and her apparent inability to digest solids. There are dozens of possibilities, but Parade could only award one celebrity with this illustrious title.
So who is the most annoying celebrity?
Read More...
Poor Jessica Simpson just can't catch a break, huh? There's that stalker business she's been dealing with, wedding rumors, family issues, and to top it all off, there are new rumors circulating that Jess is pregnant:
In Touch Weekly can exclusively confirm Jessica Simpson is pregnant! The 31-year-old singer recently attended the 32nd birthday party of her fiancé, Eric Johnson, where she sent back her glass of champagne for a birthday toast. As it turns out, the pair has something even better t...
Ok, I know that we go on and on about LeAnn Rimes over here, but trust me, it comes from a place of concern. Concern and incredulity, and yeah, I think there's a little bit of disgust. But at the end of the day, none of that matters, because LeAnn's one and only, Eddie Cibrian, still thinks she's just perfect.
"It bothers me because, obviously, I know she’s healthy. She eats more than I do sometimes. She’s just a very [conscientious] eater, as far as what she eats. She eats pretty healthy, but she works ou...
"I'll do it until I'm in Depends, using a walker and I'm feeding her baby food."
- Jersey Shore cast member, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, claims that ain't nothing gonna stop him from being a part of the trashiest show on television, not even an invalid girlfriend and incontinence. Yay, right?
Do you actually think the Jersey Shore kids could last that long? I mean that in many ways: do you think they'll settle down enough to lose interest in the show, do you think they'll settle down enough to avoid an overdose, do you think that anyone would want to watch this show for decades and decades and decades*?
*I would....
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "of course Justin Bieber is a great boyfriend! With those foot massages and that good old-fashioned charm, how could he not be?!" And that's a completely fair thought. You have a good point. But what I'm going to do is recount a recent date of Justin's with Selena Gomez, and after you're done swooning, you let me know how much more love you feel for The Biebz, all right?
Ok. Picture this. Justin takes you to this sweet concert: Demi Lovato, natch. And y...
"It’s good to have a lot of once-in-a-lifetimes in your lifetime. If you get the chance to skydive, go skydiving. If you’re offered a part in a weird Shakespeare play in San Diego, slap on some tights and rock out some iambic pentameter. If you’re offered the opportunity to have a swastika painted on your ass, glitter on your nipples, and to simulate sex with a man and a woman behind a curtain, go for it… provided it’s ‘Cabaret’ on Broadway and not in some dude’s basement.”
- Ne...
It just never stops with LeAnn, does it? She just gives and gives and gives, and if she's going to be enough of a sweetheart to keep putting this hilarious nonsense out there, then I'm going to take it. I'd be crazy not to!
On what she's gone through: "I've gone through it all, at a very young age. But I think one of my base accomplishments is that I have been able to handle it very well. Trust me I have my moments, but I've been doing it so long."
On being an artist: "I've been one of the very ...
Here's a photo that Justin Bieber posted on Instagram of himself, Selena Gomez, and six unidentified babies. He added the caption "Brangelina 2.0."
You guys, I don't know what to say. Sometimes I come to you with more questions than answers, and this is one of those times. Are Selena and Justin going to have babies? Is Selena pregnant now? Are Justin and Selena going to tour the world, adopting children and looking beautiful? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?...