Poor Kanye. I really do feel bad for him sometimes. Like that time that he thought that everyone thought he was Hitler, or that time that he professed that all he needed was a lady who would ride or die. And now there's this time.
See, last night Kanye had his very first fashion show. In Paris, even! He got the courage to show the world his very first collection, Dw Kanye West, and what did the world do? It spit in his face, that's what it did.
Here are a few excerpts from a review in The Wall Street Journ...
I don't need to tell you guys how awesome I think Zach Galifianakis is, because I've told you time and time and time again. But today is his birthday - he turned 42 today - so all y'all need to appreciate him today, all right?
In order to make this task a little more easy for you, I've gone ahead and compiled some of my favorite Zach Galifiankis moments for you after the jump. It's ok, you don't have to thank me, but it might be nice if you did.
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"I loathe the movie business. I love making films but I loathe the business. It's kind of repulsive. And I hate to be one of those actors moaning about how the films were better in the past, but f*ck me, films were just better in the past. Know what I mean? The '70s - f*ck. I've made some bad movies, but some of those bad movies have been other people's dreams, so it would be sort of inelegant to tread on all that. I've made movies because I've thought, 'God I really want my kids to have a hous...
There's just something special about Vinny, isn't there? Sure, it seems like he's gotten a tad bit douchier since the first season, but still, I don't think we'll ever see Vinny getting arrested while trying to find the beach or knocking some dude out on the boardwalk. I just don't think he has that in him. And, according to Vinny's cheeky little blog, neither does he:
Hey reality star... you suck. You can't ever be taken seriously because... look it...I mean....You're on a friggin' reality show for God's sake! You suck because you've be...
For real, can we? I've watched Bridesmaids twice this week, I've been praying real hard about getting into Mike and Molly, and Melissa is hosting Saturday Night Live tonight. All of those things combined mean that now is the perfect time to convince you all how awesome this lady is:
On her Emmy win: "I remember my knees went first, and I thought, 'Oh God, please don't fall down,' " she says of her thought process in that moment. "Just keep it upright. You're in a dress. Your mom and dad are watching."
On being invited to host SNL: "I went into su...
I know, and I usually hate this kind of nonsense, when ladies wear suits, but this isn't just anybody, you guys. This is my new favorite, Evan Rachel Wood and everything she wears and everything she says (post May 2011) is just absolute perfection.
Right?...
Um, yeah. That's the whole story. LeAnn Rimes is gross and thinks it's ok to sit on urinals and take pictures and then put those pictures on Twitter, and that's sad. Also, it's kind of a slow morning, and when did we ever need an excuse to rag on good ol' LeAnn?...
I know, aren't you surprised? But yes, it looks like it's true: Lady Gaga worships the Dark Lord. We know this because just this past weekend, a housekeeper at a fancy London hotel that Gaga stayed in over the summer reported to Scotland Yard that during the superstar's visit, she - what else? - left a whole bunch of blood in the bathtub. Classic Gaga!
Another fact? Well, it also turns out that "at the time of the incident Lady Gaga met with leaders of the Scottish Rite Freemasons, which i...
I know, like there was ever any doubt, right? Liza Minnelli will always be one sassy, fabulous lady, and these here quotes are only a reminder to this eternal truth:
On Judy Garland: ‘One day, I said to her: “Mama, why are you always so sad when you sing Over The Rainbow?” She looked at me. “It’s what they want,” she said. “Now let’s go get a hamburger.” Forget anything you’ve read. That’s how I remember her. That’s my reality.’
On reality: ‘Reality is something you have to rise above.’ What can she mean? A...
“She is a double victim: my victim and a victim of the press."
- Roman Polanski mentions that one time that he drugged and raped a 13-year-old girl and how he's kind of sorry, I guess. Even though it's not completely his fault.
Ok, everybody, now that Roman has served his time, been declared a free man, and publicly apologized for his actions, can we finally let him off the hook? Jeez, give a guy a break! And hey, even Johnny Depp thinks he's an ok guy - that's got to count for so...
"You definitely have to deal with whether girls are interested in me or Jacob. Sometimes it's hard. Time always lets you know what a person is really like. The fans love the characters and they would love anyone who as playing those characters. I'm just the guy who was able to bring Jacob to life."
- Taylor Lautner describes his dating woes.
I actually feel a little sorry for little Taylor here. Can you imagine what it would be like to be in his shoes? I mean, at least Robert Pattinson go...
Poor Kanye. I really do feel bad for him sometimes. Like that time that he thought that everyone thought he was Hitler, or that time that he professed that all he needed was a lady who would ride or die. And now there's this time.
See, last night Kanye had his very first fashion show. In Paris, even! He got the courage to show the world his very first collection, Dw Kanye West, and what did the world do? It spit in his face, that's what it did.
Here are a few excerpts from a review in The Wall Street Journ...
I don't need to tell you guys how awesome I think Zach Galifianakis is, because I've told you time and time and time again. But today is his birthday - he turned 42 today - so all y'all need to appreciate him today, all right?
In order to make this task a little more easy for you, I've gone ahead and compiled some of my favorite Zach Galifiankis moments for you after the jump. It's ok, you don't have to thank me, but it might be nice if you did.
Read More...
"I loathe the movie business. I love making films but I loathe the business. It's kind of repulsive. And I hate to be one of those actors moaning about how the films were better in the past, but f*ck me, films were just better in the past. Know what I mean? The '70s - f*ck. I've made some bad movies, but some of those bad movies have been other people's dreams, so it would be sort of inelegant to tread on all that. I've made movies because I've thought, 'God I really want my kids to have a hous...
There's just something special about Vinny, isn't there? Sure, it seems like he's gotten a tad bit douchier since the first season, but still, I don't think we'll ever see Vinny getting arrested while trying to find the beach or knocking some dude out on the boardwalk. I just don't think he has that in him. And, according to Vinny's cheeky little blog, neither does he:
Hey reality star... you suck. You can't ever be taken seriously because... look it...I mean....You're on a friggin' reality show for God's sake! You suck because you've be...
For real, can we? I've watched Bridesmaids twice this week, I've been praying real hard about getting into Mike and Molly, and Melissa is hosting Saturday Night Live tonight. All of those things combined mean that now is the perfect time to convince you all how awesome this lady is:
On her Emmy win: "I remember my knees went first, and I thought, 'Oh God, please don't fall down,' " she says of her thought process in that moment. "Just keep it upright. You're in a dress. Your mom and dad are watching."
On being invited to host SNL: "I went into su...
I know, and I usually hate this kind of nonsense, when ladies wear suits, but this isn't just anybody, you guys. This is my new favorite, Evan Rachel Wood and everything she wears and everything she says (post May 2011) is just absolute perfection.
Right?...
Um, yeah. That's the whole story. LeAnn Rimes is gross and thinks it's ok to sit on urinals and take pictures and then put those pictures on Twitter, and that's sad. Also, it's kind of a slow morning, and when did we ever need an excuse to rag on good ol' LeAnn?...
I know, aren't you surprised? But yes, it looks like it's true: Lady Gaga worships the Dark Lord. We know this because just this past weekend, a housekeeper at a fancy London hotel that Gaga stayed in over the summer reported to Scotland Yard that during the superstar's visit, she - what else? - left a whole bunch of blood in the bathtub. Classic Gaga!
Another fact? Well, it also turns out that "at the time of the incident Lady Gaga met with leaders of the Scottish Rite Freemasons, which i...
I know, like there was ever any doubt, right? Liza Minnelli will always be one sassy, fabulous lady, and these here quotes are only a reminder to this eternal truth:
On Judy Garland: ‘One day, I said to her: “Mama, why are you always so sad when you sing Over The Rainbow?” She looked at me. “It’s what they want,” she said. “Now let’s go get a hamburger.” Forget anything you’ve read. That’s how I remember her. That’s my reality.’
On reality: ‘Reality is something you have to rise above.’ What can she mean? A...
“She is a double victim: my victim and a victim of the press."
- Roman Polanski mentions that one time that he drugged and raped a 13-year-old girl and how he's kind of sorry, I guess. Even though it's not completely his fault.
Ok, everybody, now that Roman has served his time, been declared a free man, and publicly apologized for his actions, can we finally let him off the hook? Jeez, give a guy a break! And hey, even Johnny Depp thinks he's an ok guy - that's got to count for so...
"You definitely have to deal with whether girls are interested in me or Jacob. Sometimes it's hard. Time always lets you know what a person is really like. The fans love the characters and they would love anyone who as playing those characters. I'm just the guy who was able to bring Jacob to life."
- Taylor Lautner describes his dating woes.
I actually feel a little sorry for little Taylor here. Can you imagine what it would be like to be in his shoes? I mean, at least Robert Pattinson go...