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Why Hilary Swank Is A Bad Person

A photo of Hilary Swank The other day, I was watching The Reaping with my boyfriend, you know, that Hilary Swank movie about the plagues and all that? And we had that conversation that everyone has when they watch a Hilary Swank movie, the one where someone is like "do you think she's pretty?" and everyone is like "wellll ..." He also asked what Hilary had been up to in the past few years, and I honestly didn't know. It's been a long long time since I've heard any gossip at all about Hilary Swank. But then I checke...

Stars Without Makeup: Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Still Cute

A photo of Jennifer Love Hewitt She is, right? Jennifer Love Hewitt has always been a cute girl, despite whatever setbacks she may have had, and she looks way better than some younger people without makeup. All in all, I'd say I'm probably going to have to jump on the Sarah train and say that Jennifer here is looking pretty darn attractive these days. What do you think?...

Amber Portwood’s Brother Gives Some of The Realest Talk

A photo of Amber Portwood Oh, good ol' Amber Portwood, that hot mess of a Teen Mom. It always seems like no matter what other trainwreck MTV has to offer, Amber always comes out on top, doesn't it? And you might be like "no, no, Emily, didn't you see Deena's ass crack?" And yes, I did, but I'm here to offer you irrefutable evidence that Amber Portwood is, in fact, MTV's trashiest employee. I call it "irrefutable" because it comes from her own brother. Read More...

Can We Talk About Gerard Butler?

A photo of Gerard Butler Because I don't get it at all. I know that he's supposed to be just the absolute hottest, but ... really? Yeah, he kicks game all over the place, and he's been with a number of gorgeous ladies, and sure, I could sort of maybe see what people might see in him during P.S. I Love You, but overall, no, no I do not think that Gerard Butler is attractive. To appease your lustful needs, or to give you a good giggle, I've included a gallery of Gerard on the set of a movie called Of Men and Mavericks. After yo...

Another Astonishing Adele Cover: This One’s For The Twihards!

If there are two things I'm obsessed with right now, it's Adele and Twilight (well, those things and the music video for "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go," so I guess that's three things). Twilight because Breaking Dawn is coming out soon (November 18th!) and my movie theatre, and I'm sure many of your movie theatres as well, is showing all the movies before the midnight premiere, and I'm crazy excited about it, and Adele, because, well, it's Adele. So you can imagine my excitement when I came across this amazing cover of "Someone Like You," can't y...

Are You Still Excited About The Muppets?

You are, right? Thank goodness. I was really concerned about the state of your soul for a second. But since everybody is all aboard for this magical adventure of a film, let me go ahead and give you a few specific reasons why this is going to be the best movie of the year (after Breaking Dawn, of course). 1. Jason Segel is always adorable. 2. Neil Patrick Harris sings the "Mah Na Mah Na" song (around the 1:45 mark, you're welcome). 3. Fozzie Bear. That's all. What parts ar...

New Couple Alert: Bradley Cooper and Kirstie Alley

A photo of Brad Cooper and Kirstie Alley Oh my gosh, did you guys really believe that? Did you really think that I was about to tell you about Bradley Cooper taking Kirstie Alley out on a hot date filled with romance and attraction? Aww, no, darlings. No, that's not how it happened. Bless your hearts! No, this is just another story documenting Kirstie Alley's lovable delusions. From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy: The 60 year-old former “Fat Actress” - who has dropped an astonishing 100 pounds in the past several months - has b...

Oh My God, You Guys, Leave Lindsay Lohan Alone!

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Lindsay has done nothing wrong, ok?! NOTHING. Yeah, she got fired from her court-appointed community service, SO WHAT? It doesn't mean she ever did anything wrong, ever. You know how I know? Because Lindsay told me on her Twitter: I am not to be made an example of anymore. I am working hard and fulfilling my obligations every single day, to the court as well as myself. If I travel, its for work and its been approved. As is anything I do when I leave the state. I'd appreciate it if peop...

Look, It’s A Brand New Trailer for The Woman in Black!

Don't you just love to see little Daniel Radcliffe in all of his new adventures? I know I do. And so far, I think my favorite would have to be this horror movie business. There's just something so special about seeing little Dan in such a creepy environment, isn't there? I just want to pinch his little cheeks and take him away from all the things that are going to give me nightmares for the rest of my days. Are you still excited for this? /> Don't you just love to see little Daniel Radcliffe in all of his new adventures? I know I do. And so far, I think my favorite would have to be this horror movie business. There's just something so special about seeing little Dan in such a creepy environment, isn't there? I just want to pinch his little cheeks and take him away from all the things that are going to give me nightmares for the rest of my days. Are you still excited for this?...

Finally, An Adele Cover That I Can Appreciate!

I mean, those kids doing "Set Fire to the Rain" was pretty good, and that military lady did a solid job with "Rolling in the Deep," but this? This a whole different level. This is Jay Brannan, one of my very very favorites, doing my favorite song by one of my other favorites, Adele. You expect me not to flail around and cry over this? Do you love it as much as I do?...

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Getting Engaged?!

A photo of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart I know, I was shocked too, but that's the word on the street, that Rob and Kristen are on the fast track to marriage. And do you know when he's supposedly thinking of proposing? Right when Breaking Dawn finally hits theatres in November! Oh, Rob, you ol' charmer! Great publicity and a life partner?! Goodness gracious! Really, I don't think this is going to happen at all. Think about it, it took Kristen like three years to finally admit that they were dating, we're not going to see some big red carpet proposal or anything. But wouldn't it be neat if we did? If at the Breaking Dawn premiere, Robert got down on his knee and got supe...

This One Time Hugh Jackman Peed His Pants On Stage

A photo of Hugh Jackman That's a delightful image, isn't it? Hugh Jackman under the bright lights, dancing and singing and relieving himself. Can you see it? Then let's get into the specifics, straight from the beautiful horse's mouth! "The first show I ever did, singing and dancing, was Beauty and the Beast. I was playing Gaston. Gaston has red tights, knee high boots, and it's very physical. I had headaches everyday for two months. I went to an astropath [psychic] and he said 'Well, you're dehydrated.' So o...
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