Oh, justice. That fickle bitch. She slinks in and out as she pleases, and she avoids entitled Hollywood trainwrecks like the plague. She's the reason we can't have nice things. That bitch right here.
You remember Amanda Bynes' bad driving, don't you? Her DUI and her car accidents and her suspended license? Of course you do. At least you do for now, because those incidents are starting to fade away, and soon all we will know is that Amanda Bynes is kind of crazy, but she has a nice rack.
From Radar...
All right, this is a whole lot of story, but I promise it's totally worth it. Just stick with me, ok?
So Kat Von D, right? We all know about Kat Von D. Except you might not know that she's been dating Deadmau5, that DJ who is best known here at Evil Beet for talking shit about Madonna. They started dating in September, and now they're engaged. But it's all the stuff in between that's really special.
First of all, they broke up last month. So they met in September, then started dating, ...
Oh my gosh,hey guys! How are you doing? I know you've probably been busy with your own lives, right? You've probably been doing your own stuff, and that's cool, it really is, but do you think you could just do this one thing real quick, please? Could you write a letter to Lindsay Lohan's judge? If you can't, that's totally fine, but if you love her, you'd do it! Ha ha, just kidding. But please.
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan is DESPERATE to avoid jail time ... so much so, she's enlisted ...
This isn't even a joke, this is actually happening. Lifetime, our favorite network, decided that they wanted to adapt Pride and Prejudice into a television show. The show will be called Darcy's Town, and it will be set in the present day. In Virginia. Natch.
But Jennifer Love Hewitt isn't going to be featured onscreen - at least, there's no word right now that she will be - but she'll be working as the executive producer. It's also going to be written by the woman who wrote Charmed.
You ca...
"I never denied those rumors because I was offended and didn’t want to offend my friends who were gay—as if being gay were some kind of f-cking disease. It put me in a weird position in that sense. The whole thing was just gross. But look, there have been great signs of progress—the fact that Anderson Cooper and Ellen DeGeneres can come out so beautifully and powerfully, and it’s a big f-cking deal that it turns out nobody gives a shit. If Liberace were alive today, everybody would love his music ...
Oh my goodness. I was going to open this whole thing up by pronouncing my undying love for Amanda Seyfried, but I can't, because that dress. That dress is so, so amazing. I think I'm so blown away because it's something that Taylor Swift would wear, but I hate Taylor Swift*, so it feels good that a celebrity I love is wearing a dress that cute. Does that make sense? LOOK AT THE DRESS.
But yeah, guys, I really do love this girl. I think she's so weirdly endearing, and obviously she's a...
I don't even know what the point of this is, and I don't feel the need to look into it. This is Gwyneth Paltrow shoving marshmallows in her mouth for a game of Chubby Bunny. She's not that great at it. It doesn't make me like her more, which seems to be what she was going for, but it does make me want some hot chocolate. So we're good, I guess. />
I don't even know what the point of this is, and I don't feel the need to look into it. This is Gwyneth Paltrow shoving marshmallows in her mouth for a game of Chubby Bunny. She's not that great at it. It doesn't make me like her more, which seems to be what she was going for, but it does make me want some hot chocolate. So we're good, I guess....
From Radar:
Are Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnsonplanning a secret wedding?
RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that the couple is heading to Hawaii on December 21st, and they’ve invited a group of close friends and family along for the trip.
Better still, Jessica, 32, and Eric, 33, have said they plan on making a big announcement to everyone there, but it can’t be about her surprisingly second pregnancy because that cat is already out of the bag!
“For the holidays Jessic...
Oh hey, guys, remember me? I missed you yesterday because computers are stupid and I spent a solid eight hours trying to fix something that wasn't even my fault to begin with, and I'm still exhausted from banging my head on my desk and trying to pretend like I know a thing about how computers work, but I'm back. Even though I'm pretty sure I'll have to go get another computer this evening. Because doesn't everyone buy three computers in one week?
But anyway, this isn't about me, it's a...
This is awful, I'm just going to be real. If you get teary eyed over pets passing away, then maybe don't do this to yourself. Unless you need a good cry. This could definitely start up a good cry.
Ok, we all know that Miley Cyrus loves her dogs. But one of her dogs, Lila the terrier, had been sick since October. She passed away yesterday, and here are some of the things Miley tweeted:
can't think of one good reason to get out of bed today
for everyone asking... I have never been so...
"I'm sort of bored now. I wanna work on something and maybe it doesn't have to be an acting job. I've been hanging out with my dogs and my family and, to be honest with you, I'm still catching up on sleep. I've worked for two years solid, literally since Eclipse. But I'm itchy now. I wanna do something."
- Kristen Stewart gives Marie Claire the tip that she's going to be cheating on Robert Pattinson again soon.
I mean, come on, what are we supposed to do with that? "I'm itchy now, I wanna do something." ...
Come on, it's ok, you can tell me! I know you want this baby doll. And if you don't, let me give you a few details, and then I'm sure you'll change your mind.
This is one of those reborn dolls, you know, the ones that look super realistic and sometimes women with emotional problems are shown on television treating them like real children. It's available on Etsy for just $850, which actually isn't that outrageous considering all the work that goes into these things. You're intrigued, right?...
Oh, justice. That fickle bitch. She slinks in and out as she pleases, and she avoids entitled Hollywood trainwrecks like the plague. She's the reason we can't have nice things. That bitch right here.
You remember Amanda Bynes' bad driving, don't you? Her DUI and her car accidents and her suspended license? Of course you do. At least you do for now, because those incidents are starting to fade away, and soon all we will know is that Amanda Bynes is kind of crazy, but she has a nice rack.
From Radar...
All right, this is a whole lot of story, but I promise it's totally worth it. Just stick with me, ok?
So Kat Von D, right? We all know about Kat Von D. Except you might not know that she's been dating Deadmau5, that DJ who is best known here at Evil Beet for talking shit about Madonna. They started dating in September, and now they're engaged. But it's all the stuff in between that's really special.
First of all, they broke up last month. So they met in September, then started dating, ...
Oh my gosh,hey guys! How are you doing? I know you've probably been busy with your own lives, right? You've probably been doing your own stuff, and that's cool, it really is, but do you think you could just do this one thing real quick, please? Could you write a letter to Lindsay Lohan's judge? If you can't, that's totally fine, but if you love her, you'd do it! Ha ha, just kidding. But please.
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan is DESPERATE to avoid jail time ... so much so, she's enlisted ...
This isn't even a joke, this is actually happening. Lifetime, our favorite network, decided that they wanted to adapt Pride and Prejudice into a television show. The show will be called Darcy's Town, and it will be set in the present day. In Virginia. Natch.
But Jennifer Love Hewitt isn't going to be featured onscreen - at least, there's no word right now that she will be - but she'll be working as the executive producer. It's also going to be written by the woman who wrote Charmed.
You ca...
"I never denied those rumors because I was offended and didn’t want to offend my friends who were gay—as if being gay were some kind of f-cking disease. It put me in a weird position in that sense. The whole thing was just gross. But look, there have been great signs of progress—the fact that Anderson Cooper and Ellen DeGeneres can come out so beautifully and powerfully, and it’s a big f-cking deal that it turns out nobody gives a shit. If Liberace were alive today, everybody would love his music ...
Oh my goodness. I was going to open this whole thing up by pronouncing my undying love for Amanda Seyfried, but I can't, because that dress. That dress is so, so amazing. I think I'm so blown away because it's something that Taylor Swift would wear, but I hate Taylor Swift*, so it feels good that a celebrity I love is wearing a dress that cute. Does that make sense? LOOK AT THE DRESS.
But yeah, guys, I really do love this girl. I think she's so weirdly endearing, and obviously she's a...
From Radar:
Are Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnsonplanning a secret wedding?
RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that the couple is heading to Hawaii on December 21st, and they’ve invited a group of close friends and family along for the trip.
Better still, Jessica, 32, and Eric, 33, have said they plan on making a big announcement to everyone there, but it can’t be about her surprisingly second pregnancy because that cat is already out of the bag!
“For the holidays Jessic...
Oh hey, guys, remember me? I missed you yesterday because computers are stupid and I spent a solid eight hours trying to fix something that wasn't even my fault to begin with, and I'm still exhausted from banging my head on my desk and trying to pretend like I know a thing about how computers work, but I'm back. Even though I'm pretty sure I'll have to go get another computer this evening. Because doesn't everyone buy three computers in one week?
But anyway, this isn't about me, it's a...
This is awful, I'm just going to be real. If you get teary eyed over pets passing away, then maybe don't do this to yourself. Unless you need a good cry. This could definitely start up a good cry.
Ok, we all know that Miley Cyrus loves her dogs. But one of her dogs, Lila the terrier, had been sick since October. She passed away yesterday, and here are some of the things Miley tweeted:
can't think of one good reason to get out of bed today
for everyone asking... I have never been so...
"I'm sort of bored now. I wanna work on something and maybe it doesn't have to be an acting job. I've been hanging out with my dogs and my family and, to be honest with you, I'm still catching up on sleep. I've worked for two years solid, literally since Eclipse. But I'm itchy now. I wanna do something."
- Kristen Stewart gives Marie Claire the tip that she's going to be cheating on Robert Pattinson again soon.
I mean, come on, what are we supposed to do with that? "I'm itchy now, I wanna do something." ...
Come on, it's ok, you can tell me! I know you want this baby doll. And if you don't, let me give you a few details, and then I'm sure you'll change your mind.
This is one of those reborn dolls, you know, the ones that look super realistic and sometimes women with emotional problems are shown on television treating them like real children. It's available on Etsy for just $850, which actually isn't that outrageous considering all the work that goes into these things. You're intrigued, right?...