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Christina Aguilera Reminds Me of Jessica Simpson

A photo of Christina Aguilera Well, in some ways. They're both immensely talented when they have their shit together, they've both been in the spotlight for a long time, they both get ridiculed for their fluctuating weight, and they've both been photographed wasted out of their minds entirely too many times. That's why these photos of Christina reminded me of Jessica Simpson: the sad drunk face that breaks your heart right before it vomits. The most important difference between these two ladies though? Jessica has alway...

How Much Money Has Justin Bieber Spent on Selena Gomez?

A photo of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez I know that the Beatles sang a whole song about how you can't buy love, and everyone's grandma has always said that money doesn't buy happiness. But come on, it's 2011, and no girl is going to be all "whatever" about her boyfriend buying her mountains and mountains of underwears and every single flower in a flower shop. I mean, yeah, yeah, true love and all, but a private screening of Titanic? Sure, I'm in love, can we watch The Little Mermaid next? All reasoning aside, here's the question: ...

Happy Birthday, Eminem!

When I tell people that I'm an Eminem fan, they're always like "really?" Probably it's because most of my music consists of showtunes or somebody playing a guitar and singing his heart out and when I hear anything more intense than, say, Marina and the Diamonds*, I cover my ears and hum to myself like the borderline autistic girl that I am. But I like Eminem! To celebrate this man's 39th birthday, I - what else? - compiled some of my favorite music videos of his. Happy birthday, Marshall! *I am exaggerating ...

Quotables: Melissa McCarthy Used to Be A Cheerleader

A photo of Melissa McCarthy "I remember being in a pep rally, and I heard one of the coaches of the boys' teams making a dumb joke about the dumb cheerleaders, and I thought, Are you kidding me? I'm out there doing back handsprings and aerials on blacktop to cheer for your stupid team that, by the way, is not doing that well. And you're in here with the guys making fun of it? I was like, I'm done." - Melissa McCarthy being all "Girl please." It's really no secret how much I love and admire and respect and sort o...

The Situation Is Not Cool Enough to Cut in Line for An iPhone

A photo of Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino Cool enough to munch on a gigantic ice cream sundae, sure. Cool enough to snort cocaine off his crucifix, no doubt. But cool enough to get the new iPhone before everybody else? Not so much, The Situation. Not so much. What happened was that yesterday in Las Vegas there were all these people waiting in line at an Apple store to get that newfangled phone. Everyone was all a tither, jonesing for their new gadgets, when The Situation decided that he was too cool for school and moseyed on ...

ANOTHER Beyonce Music Video?

I say "another" like that because it's barely been a week since Beyonce released her last music video, and she released another one not even two weeks before that! And with the kind of video that Beyonce is apparently into these days, I feel like we as an audience need a little more downtime between these things to recuperate, right? That being said, I think this is Beyonce's cutest video since "Best Thing I Never Had." She just looks happy and adorable in this video, and not in a way th...

William Shatner Covers David Bowie And It Is Not OK

You know how I am about David Bowie. He is sacred to me, and his masterpieces should, as a rule, be left alone. And yes, William Shatner, this rule applies to you, too....

Here We Go Again: Lindsay Lohan Could Go to Jail on Wednesday

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Yes, Lindsay Lohan could possibly end up in jail on Wednesday. Shocking, right? She has a hearing where the judge is going to be all "why did you screw up your community service in every imaginable way? Why have you been skipping those therapy sessions? These ain't options, girl, this is your probation and you're not doing it right." And Lindsay will be like "BUT I'M A GOOD PERSON!" Oh, and she'll be wearing something inappropriate, we can't forget that part. If the judge decides that Lindsay violated her prob...

Robert Downey Jr: “That’s Just Poop. That’s No Big Deal.”

A photo of Robert Downey Jr. I know, I know, two Robert Downey Jr. posts in the same day. But come on, what am I supposed to do? It's a story where he talks about babies AND cats. Am I just supposed to leave that alone? The deal is that last night, at the same event where RDJ defended Mel Gibson, Robert revealed that he and his wife, Susan, found out the sex of their sure-to-be adorable baby - does anyone else feel like they're going to squee to death over this baby? - and that they have a name picked out and everyth...

Robert Downey Jr. Thinks It’s High Time to Forgive Mel Gibson

A photo of Robert Downey Jr. and Mel Gibson Robert Downey Jr. is one magical dude. We all know that. He's been through a lot, he overcame, and now he's Mr. Peanut. Could you even ask for a more inspiring tale? Well, it looks like RDJ himself is asking for one, because he's saying that the time has come to forgive Mel Gibson for all his wrongdoings. And what a fairy tale that would be! Robert Downey Jr. created what could become a turning point in Mel Gibson's public rehab last night, by heaping praise on Mel, telling a large c...

Surprise: Paul McDonald and Nikki Reed Are Getting Married Today!

A photo of Paul McDonald and Nikki Reed If you'll recall, darling (creepy?) Paul McDonald from American Idol and Nikki Reed from them Twilight movies are very, very in love. So in love that they got engaged after two months of dating (and meeting), and now they're getting married just four months after that! It makes the heart sing, doesn't it? Here are all the details that we know so far: -Paul is going to be jamming with his band at the reception. -Stefano from Paul's season of American Idol will also be performing. -...
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