Oh, Salma, of course we would love to see your boobs. Of course we would. But not like this. This feels cheap, Salma, this feels tawdry and wrong and not at all how I imagined it. The lighting is all wrong, for one, and you know I don't like it when you wear your hair like that. No, Salma, this just won't do. Shame on you. Shame, shame, shame.
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Let me clarify: five years ago, Lindsay Lohan discussed her 10 year plan with In Style, so today, she's halfway in. And, well, it's not looking too good:
"I want to get married before I'm 30. And have my house. And make the kind of record I want. And I'd like to win an Oscar before then."
So she's got the house. And ... um ... huh. She's got five more years, that's another thing she has! Anything could happen in five years! She could meet her soul mate and get married, she could make a beautiful record full of touching, soulful m...
I am so excited about Halloween, you guys. Aren't you? Haunted houses and scary movies AND COSTUMES?! Are you kidding me? Come October 31st, I'm going to be roaming around town, dressed like a bear and trick-or-treating at my grandma's house like the grown woman that I am. And that's why I love this magical holiday.
Another reason? Carving pumpkins! I'll confess, in all my Halloweens past, my carved pumpkins have been a little lacking in the creativity department (mostly because I ju...
“That’s from smoking a pipe with meth or crack. She’s smoking either crack or meth, one or the other. I’m not going to shade it. If you’re talking about prescription medication it would affect all your teeth, not just your two front teeth. You can’t dance with the devil and expect to go home with Jesus.”
- The ever wise Michael Lohan graces us with some of his infamous words of wisdom.
You know, as usual, Michael Lohan is so right. You really can't dance with the devil ...
Do I really need to say anything else here? Is there any doubt that I think Evan Rachel Wood is gorgeous and glorious and perfect? Could any one of you honestly look at these pictures and honestly think that I'm not flailing with love and appreciation?
Do any of you agree with me? Now, that's the question.
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Sometimes I think that Lindsay Lohan really has to put in a ton of effort to be this much of a mess. This is one of those times.
After she screwed up her first community service gig, she got reassigned to the morgue. Then her probation got revoked and it's actually looking like she might be headed for jail again. So what does Lindsay do on her very first day at the morgue?
Why, she shows up 40 minutes late and gets sent home, of course! Classic Lindsay!
She claimed that she didn't know where the entrance to the m...
Are those babies real? I know that she says they are, but I'm starting to doubt the authenticity of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's words (about time, right?).
What do you guys think? Are they real? Fake? Does it even matter?
Images courtesy of Yeeeah
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It's no secret that Christina Aguilera has been looking kind of rough these days. Something about all the booze just doesn't flatter her that much. But in these photos where she's not all made up - or at least not all made up for Christina - I think she looks really great!
Now if she would just put on some pants ...
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But really, would you? Because Kelsey Grammer says that his beef jerkey-scented ex, Camille did, and personally, I feel like that's a really questionable desire:
Camille asked for a divorce really almost the first day we were married. If you say you want a divorce enough times, you're going to get one. I think what I was trying to do was sell it to myself. There was this small voice in the back of my head saying, 'This isn't going to work.' But I stuck to it.
She married me because I was Frasier.
I...
Who would have thunk it, right? I thought Taylor Swift was too sweet and Jon Bon Jovi was too awesome to cavort with the likes of Katherine Heigl, but it looks like I was wrong. If you hear Katherine tell it, she's the most friendly lady in all the land:
When Katherine wasn’t busy filming [for New Year's Eve, she joined husband Josh Kelly on the road where he was touring with Taylor Swift … and the two blondes totally hit it off.
“I adore that girl,” Katherine told us on the carpet. “I was ...
As Jenn told you this morning, Lindsay Lohan got reassigned to community service at the morgue because she's an entitled little monster who just can't get her shit together. When we last left off, Lindsay was due back in court so everyone could talk about how hard she violated her probation. Aaaaand, we're off!
Lindsay's probation was revoked! She was led out of the courtroom in handcuffs, and her bail was set at $100,000, though she's already out, natch. She has another hearing on No...
Oh, Salma, of course we would love to see your boobs. Of course we would. But not like this. This feels cheap, Salma, this feels tawdry and wrong and not at all how I imagined it. The lighting is all wrong, for one, and you know I don't like it when you wear your hair like that. No, Salma, this just won't do. Shame on you. Shame, shame, shame.
[gallery columns="2"]...
Let me clarify: five years ago, Lindsay Lohan discussed her 10 year plan with In Style, so today, she's halfway in. And, well, it's not looking too good:
"I want to get married before I'm 30. And have my house. And make the kind of record I want. And I'd like to win an Oscar before then."
So she's got the house. And ... um ... huh. She's got five more years, that's another thing she has! Anything could happen in five years! She could meet her soul mate and get married, she could make a beautiful record full of touching, soulful m...
I am so excited about Halloween, you guys. Aren't you? Haunted houses and scary movies AND COSTUMES?! Are you kidding me? Come October 31st, I'm going to be roaming around town, dressed like a bear and trick-or-treating at my grandma's house like the grown woman that I am. And that's why I love this magical holiday.
Another reason? Carving pumpkins! I'll confess, in all my Halloweens past, my carved pumpkins have been a little lacking in the creativity department (mostly because I ju...
“That’s from smoking a pipe with meth or crack. She’s smoking either crack or meth, one or the other. I’m not going to shade it. If you’re talking about prescription medication it would affect all your teeth, not just your two front teeth. You can’t dance with the devil and expect to go home with Jesus.”
- The ever wise Michael Lohan graces us with some of his infamous words of wisdom.
You know, as usual, Michael Lohan is so right. You really can't dance with the devil ...
Do I really need to say anything else here? Is there any doubt that I think Evan Rachel Wood is gorgeous and glorious and perfect? Could any one of you honestly look at these pictures and honestly think that I'm not flailing with love and appreciation?
Do any of you agree with me? Now, that's the question.
[gallery columns="4"]...
Sometimes I think that Lindsay Lohan really has to put in a ton of effort to be this much of a mess. This is one of those times.
After she screwed up her first community service gig, she got reassigned to the morgue. Then her probation got revoked and it's actually looking like she might be headed for jail again. So what does Lindsay do on her very first day at the morgue?
Why, she shows up 40 minutes late and gets sent home, of course! Classic Lindsay!
She claimed that she didn't know where the entrance to the m...
Are those babies real? I know that she says they are, but I'm starting to doubt the authenticity of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's words (about time, right?).
What do you guys think? Are they real? Fake? Does it even matter?
Images courtesy of Yeeeah
[gallery]...
It's no secret that Christina Aguilera has been looking kind of rough these days. Something about all the booze just doesn't flatter her that much. But in these photos where she's not all made up - or at least not all made up for Christina - I think she looks really great!
Now if she would just put on some pants ...
[gallery columns="4"]...
But really, would you? Because Kelsey Grammer says that his beef jerkey-scented ex, Camille did, and personally, I feel like that's a really questionable desire:
Camille asked for a divorce really almost the first day we were married. If you say you want a divorce enough times, you're going to get one. I think what I was trying to do was sell it to myself. There was this small voice in the back of my head saying, 'This isn't going to work.' But I stuck to it.
She married me because I was Frasier.
I...
Who would have thunk it, right? I thought Taylor Swift was too sweet and Jon Bon Jovi was too awesome to cavort with the likes of Katherine Heigl, but it looks like I was wrong. If you hear Katherine tell it, she's the most friendly lady in all the land:
When Katherine wasn’t busy filming [for New Year's Eve, she joined husband Josh Kelly on the road where he was touring with Taylor Swift … and the two blondes totally hit it off.
“I adore that girl,” Katherine told us on the carpet. “I was ...
As Jenn told you this morning, Lindsay Lohan got reassigned to community service at the morgue because she's an entitled little monster who just can't get her shit together. When we last left off, Lindsay was due back in court so everyone could talk about how hard she violated her probation. Aaaaand, we're off!
Lindsay's probation was revoked! She was led out of the courtroom in handcuffs, and her bail was set at $100,000, though she's already out, natch. She has another hearing on No...