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Love It or Leave It: Dem Babies’ Nursery!

A photo of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's baby's nursery Is it any surprise that Mariah Carey designed this nursery? The glamour, the opulence: it really just screams Mariah, doesn't it? Here are all the details on Roc and Roe's fabulous nursery: Now, Life & Style brings you inside Moroccan and Monroe's (nicknamed Roc and Roe) luxurious NYC nursery filled with Roberto Cavalli designed matching outfits, plush stuffed animals and AFK cribs worth $3,594 a piece! "I wanted to create a beautiful, tranquil, cozy environment," Mariah tells Life & Style of their two beautiful nur...

Michael Lohan Tried to Escape from Prison

A photo of Michael Lohan That wily Michael Lohan! If you refuse to fellate him, you will be assaulted, and if you try to arrest him ... well, you can arrest him, but don't expect him take it lying down. Predictably, this last time that Michael Lohan got arrested for assaulting his lady didn't go so smoothly. Here's what happened: the cops came, they handcuffed him, and then oh, ow, ouch, wait, chest pains! So the cops took him to the hospital to get him checked out, and then, quiet as a mouse and sly as a fox, Michael grabbed the c...

I’m Pretty Sure This Is What Snooki’s Going to Be Like When She Grows Up

My sincere apologies to everyone who thought that Snooki would somehow make it out of this whole Jersey Shore debacle and do something great with her life, but it's just not so. Please, don't mistake what I'm saying for an insult, because I certainly don't intend it to be, I just believe that Snooki is not destined for a life of, shall we say, traditional greatness. No, her destiny is far more important, because hey, who wouldn't love to go to Grandma's house and hear her warn against the whale sperm in the ocean or see her in tank tops to show off her sweet ink? /> My sincere apologies to everyone who thought that Snooki would somehow make it out of this whole Jersey Shore debacle and do something great with her life, but it's just not so. Please, don't mistake what I'm saying for an insult, because I certainly don't intend it to be, I just believe that Snooki is not destined for a life of, shall we say, traditional greatness. No, her destiny is far more important, because hey, who wouldn't love to go to Grandma's house and hear her warn against the whale sperm in the ocean or see her in tank tops to show off her sweet ink?...

Spike Jonze Releases A New Short for Halloween!

Do you remember how much I love Spike Jonze? Because it's a lot. And with his latest project, this adorable little short titled Mourir Auprès de Toi, which translates to "To Die By Your Side," he's doing nothing but exacerbating that love. Do you love it as much as I do?...

Quotables: Ashton Kutcher Got Naked for Lea Michele

A photo of Lea Michele "He [Ashton] really takes everything so seriously, but then he would also make me laugh so hard and play pranks on me [during the filming of New Year's Eve]. One day, I opened up a door and he was supposed to be there fully clothed and he wasn't. That was awesome." - Lea Michele somehow manages to refer to Ashton Kutcher being naked as "awesome." Way to stir up some shit, Lea. It's not like anything is going on in Ashton's life that would make this little remark seem shady or inappropriate. Nope, not at all. Keep up the good work, Lea...

Taylor Swift Refuses to Stop Performing Awful Covers

So what cover did Taylor go with this time? Another rap song? Perhaps some more shitty country? Killing my spirit with a half ass take on one of my favorites? None of the above! Instead, Taylor went with Switchfoot's "Dare You to Move," because of course she did. I just don't like her. I'm sorry. You can get all in a tizz over how popular she is and how many awards she's gotten and how sweet she is, and that's fine, those are all facts, but none of those things mean that she's a t...

Lindsay’s Doing Playboy!

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Because who wouldn't love to see this busted bitch do a nudey mag?! In a tragic but pretty much inevitable step in the sad saga of Lindsay Lohan, the fallen star has agreed to do a photo shoot for Playboy magazine. She won't be wearing clothes, and she'll likely get the cover. At this point, Lindsay's rep is giving the whole "I can neither confirm or deny at this time" routine. That's basically all we know at this point. Oh, and she'll be getting paid close to a million dollars for t...

Lea Michele Is Still A Diva, This Time With Meatballs!

A photo of Lea Michele I know, saying that Lea Michele is a diva is like saying Lady Gaga is wacky or Katy Perry is dumb. But I'm just trying to keep you guys in the know, and this is my livelihood, you know, so we're just going to have to settle in for some good old-fashioned eye-rolling on this fine Monday morning, because Lea Michele is being a diva bitch again, this time on the set of Glee: “Everyone was supposed to throw spaghetti with meatballs, salad and other assorted foods at each other,” an insider tells Star. “Le...

Jamie Bell Is Hilarious And We Should All Love Him

A photo of Jamie Bell Jamie Bell was Billy Elliot in Billy Elliot, in case you didn't know. He was also in The Chumbscrubber and he was in the music video for Green Day's "Wake Me Up When September Ends" (which I just realized also features Evan Rachel Wood, so excuse me for flailing). But now he's in The Adventures of Tintin, which means that he's getting interviews with publications like GQ, which means that he has a great platform to show the world how wonderful he is. Ready? On gifts from fans: I've got lots of...

Learn How to Look Just Like LeAnn Rimes!

A photo of LeAnn Rimes Do you think that LeAnn's look is all the rage? Do you wish that you, too, could land a great catch like Eddie Cibrian? Do you look at all of LeAnn's pictures and think to yourself, "gosh darn it, I wish that I could look like that"? Well, calm your hearts, friends, because LeAnn herself recently opened up about how she maintains her physique, along with a few other juicy tidbits! From Star via Celebitchy: LeAnn on her body: “I understand the public is used to seeing me with baby fat, but you have got to understand that I’m not a baby anymore… everyone has seen my ...

Christina Aguilera Still Refuses to Wear Pants

A photo of Christina Aguilera I swear, Christina, if I have to tell you one more time to put on some pants, I'm going to lose my cool, I really am. I'm just trying to help you, girl, and believe you me, you're at a point in your life where you really need all the help you can get. Now, later we can talk about the possible alcoholism and underlying issues and all that, but for now, Christina, please ... the pants. For the love of God, the pants. [gallery]...

Happy Birthday, Kim Kardashian!

A photo of Kim Kardashian Oh, what a life you've led thus far, Kim Kardashian! You've had a giant wedding, a pesky case of psoriasis, and the beginnings of a musical career! And, let's see ... you've also had thousands of people watch a dude pee on you, that's something special. Anything else? Right, you've also been one of the most impressive fame whores in the game, Kim, and that's why we're going to celebrate your birthday the only way we know how - by picture after picture of that pretty face! [gallery columns="5"]...
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