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Billy Ray Cyrus Hunts UFOs Now

A photo of Billy Ray Cyrus The last time we really heard anything about Billy Ray Cyrus was all the way back in March. It was that time that he was going to divorce his wife but then changed his mind, remember? Since then, the well of Billy Ray gossip has run woefully dry, but not anymore, friends. No, because now, the magic of Twitter brings us the knowledge that Billy Ray Cyrus is hunting UFOs. Here's his darling Tweet: O. K. . ..my first U F O sighting.Looks like 5 or 6 disk like shapes hovering. Special moment 4 DAD And, since ...

But Why Is Kate Gosselin Making Her Kids Learn How to Sing And Dance And Act?

A photo of Kate Gosselin Why, so she can get those babies good at entertainin' for to move them out to Hollywood, o' course! Yippee! Yeah, but remember when Kate Gosselin said that she wanted to stay in show biz for a while? When she made the actual statement, she suggested that someone give her a talk show. It looks like that didn't happen as planned though, because word on the street is that Kate's all set on pimping her kids out for money and fame. Or, you know, pimping her kids out for money and fame again. From the National Enquirer via ...

Snooki Doesn’t Know About That J.K. Rowling or Maya Angelou

A photo of Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Oh, Snooki. Honey child, we're all really proud of you for writing these books, we really are, and trust me, I think it's great that you're following your dreams and trying to become a role model. But Nicole, darling, please just believe me when I tell you that you're going to have to actually open your eyes and learn something about the world around you. Just do that one thing, and I promise that you'll be well on your way to greatness. In case you might think that I'm being a little too hard o...

Coldplay Covers Rihanna’s “We Found Love,” Makes It Listenable

Right? When Rihanna first released this tragic song, it was all I could do to get through the entire thing. If I remember correctly, the only way I managed it was by letting my guinea pig listen along with me and repeating "it'll be over soon, Aladdin*. It'll be over soon." But Coldplay went and did the unthinkable and made a Rihanna song into a song that I actually enjoy. This is monumental. This is a great moment in history. This is precisely why Coldplay needs to cover all the songs. *His name is Aladdin, but like Bowie's Aladdin Sane, not the more traditional Aladdin. As you can imagine, he is one fierce guinea pig. /> Right? When Rihanna first released this tragic song, it was all I could do to get through the entire thing. If I remember correctly, the only way I managed it was by letting my guinea pig listen along with me and repeating "it'll be over soon, Aladdin*. It'll be over soon." But Coldplay went and did the unthinkable and made a Rihanna song into a song that I actually enjoy. This is monumental. This is a great moment in history. This is precisely why Coldplay needs to cover all the songs. *His name is Aladdin...

Michael Lohan Got Arrested Again, Tried to Escape by Jumping Off A Balcony

A photo of Michael Lohan I'll say this about Michael Lohan: the man has got gumption. Just when you think you've got him, BAM! No such luck! You can't cage a wild animal, and Michael Lohan is no exception. For example, when Michael here decided that he wanted to talk to his girlfriend, Kate Major, just a couple days after getting arrested for beating and threatening to kill her, he went ahead and did it. He called and called her, and since Kate wasn't quite ready to kiss and make up, she called the police, who rolled...

Ryan Gosling Talks Ballet, Disneyland, And His Feminine Side

A photo of Ryan Gosling For real, that's what this interview is all about. Ryan Gosling is the most whimsical man in all the land, and I really don't think I need to waste any more time with this preamble, so let's get right down to this adorable Ryan Gosling business: On his popularity: "I'm just so sick of myself. I can't imagine how everyone else feels. And there's just nowhere to go but down really from here. So, hey, it's been nice. It's been real." On being compared to George Clooney: "I don't even know wh...

Adele Is Undergoing Surgery, Cancels All Appearances for The Rest of The Year

A photo of Adele It's those damn vocal hemorrhages is what it is. The hemorrhages have forced the lovely Adele to cancel concert after concert for the past several months, but things are about to get serious: no more concerts for the rest of the year so this girl can finally get better. Here's the official announcement from Adele's website: It is with deep regret that Adele has been forced to cancel her remaining live dates and promotional appearances in 2011. She is to undergo surgery to alleviate the curren...

Love It or Leave It: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Lets Me Down

A photo of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley I thought we had something, Rosie, I really did. Sure, we've had our rough patches, but you know I've been hurt before, and besides, I didn't think it was anything we couldn't work through. But I'm sorry, Rosie, my dear. I'm sorry, but I don't think I can forgive you for what you've done here. What do you guys think about this beaded monstrosity? Does its horror surprise you as much as it did me, or do you not have as high an opinion of Rosie as I did? [gallery]...

Wait, Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant?!

A photo of Jessica Simpson I'm just kidding, everybody, of course I know that Jessica Simpson is pregnant. Everybody knows that Jessica Simpson is pregnant. It's just fun to look at all the pictures, isn't it, without any confirmation? It's like one of those super fun "is she or isn't she" games, except this time if we're wrong it probably means she has a giant tumor or a deadly burrito addiction. The stakes are high, friends, and it's thrilling. So who still thinks it's a food baby? [gallery columns="5"]...

25 Adorable, Lovable, Precious Things You Didn’t Know About Zooey Deschanel

A photo of Zooey Deschanel Zooey Deschanel can't do anything wrong. There, I said it. I would listen to her beautiful music and look at her beautiful face for days. Also, have you been watching New Girl? I rest my case. For those of you who love Zooey as much as I do, here are 25 facts that will probably make you love her even more: 1. I accidentally entered a beauty pageant. 2. I hate camping, but I love summer camp. 3. I took three years off from acting and toured with my band, She & Him. 4. I used to dress up like a princess to do my homework. 5. I have had brown hair and bangs since I...

Just Because The World Needed Another Music Video from Beyonce

I swear, just the other day I was thinking to myself "when was the last time that Beyonce released a music video? Why, it has to have been at least six or seven days!" And you guys, I just got myself all worked up, because if a whole week goes by without a brand new Beyonce music video, I get nervous. I get nervous and antsy and worried about Bey and her life. Glory be to Beyonce though, because after NINE WHOLE DAYS, she went and gave us a new video for her song "Party." Do you love it...

Quotables: Robert Pattinson Was Way Self Conscious for Vampire Sex

A photo of Robert Pattinson "The sex scene is never described in the book, so every single person who read it had their own idea in their mind. The entire time we were filming it we thought “We have to make this look spectacular to everyone,” and we were thinking on how to meet people’s expectations. But you also worry about how you’re going to look, I had never been so worried about that before, but after seeing how much Taylor works out for the movies, I thought “Well, everybody is really going to judge me n...
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