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Quotables: Scarlett Johansson Opens Up About The Nude Pics

A photo of Scarlett Johansson "I know my best angles." - Scarlett Johansson sure has a good outlook on those leaked nudey pictures, huh? You know, I've never really been a huge fan of Scarlett Johansson - I don't really care for many of her movies, I'm not interested in her singing - but this little quote makes me think just so very highly of her. Don't you agree? She's also said that the photos were private: they were meant for Ryan Reynolds, you know, when they were married, and that it's not like she was shooting a porno. She wants you to know that there's nothing wrong with either o...

It Turns Out That Britney Spears Isn’t Doing Such A Hot Job at Her Concerts

A photo of Britney Spears Does that surprise you? Did you think that because Britney Spears has been looking so good lately that she would also be on top of her game, performance-wise? Well, according to this concert review from The Telegraph, that is most definitely not the case. I was going to give you guys a few excerpts from the review so you know how Britney's doing nowadays, but the whole thing is just too good. It includes such gems as "why would anyone continue to care about such a useless performer?" and claims that Britney "skips lazily around, making no visible effort" and...

Lindsay Got Her Meth Mouth Fixed!

A photo of Lindsay Lohan About time, am I right? All it took was her father and the rest of the world to comment on her dental situation, and possibly a little cash flow from the generous folks at Playboy, and Lindsay got that situation under control. It's actually kind of admirable, isn't it? The funny thing, because there's always a funny/delusional part to any Lohan story, is that when she posted this picture on her Twitter, she claimed that she'd only had her teeth whitened. Because everybody knows that a simple round of whitening c...

Quotables: George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis Had A Very Healthy Relationship

A photo of Elisabetta Canalis and George Clooney "He has been a special for me, and very important, just as a father would be. Between us there was more of a father-daughter relationship. I was unable to clarify this up 'til now." - Elisabetta Canalis describes her perfectly healthy, not at all creepy relationship with her ex-boyfriend, George Clooney. This sounds great, right? It sounds like paradise, actually. I know that there have been times in my life when I've been dating someone and I've thought to myself "you know what would make this romantic relationship even more...

Joan Rivers’ Halloween Costume Is Sincerely Terrifying

A photo of Joan Rivers Happy Halloween, friends! Since today is supposed to be such a spooky day, I figured that we'd kick it off with one of the spookiest things I can think of: Joan Rivers! Joan is dressed up as poor little Suri Cruise, and we can't see it, but I'm sure the rest of the costume includes heels and a palpable sense of entitlement. Oh, and penis candy. We can't forget the penis candy! Are you as scared as I am? Image courtesy of USA Today...

Which Celebrity Loves Kitties on Her Casual Wear?

Sweet shirt, right? Are you digging it as much as I am? It's completely ok if you are, because LOOK AT ALL THE KITTIES! The white one has a little bow on his neck, do you see it?! Don't you just love it?! Our secret celebrity describes the shirt as “my day off shirt. A gift from a super cool fan who knows that to me, relaxation = a shirt with a bunch of cats on it.” And here's a hint: I really, really don't care for her. Give up? Read More...

I Could Listen to Justin Timberlake And Jimmy Fallon Rap All Day Long

Really, no joke, I could do that. I realized that about a year ago when Jimmy and Justin first paired up to conquer the history of rap. I realized that if these two released one of those 20 disc sets of popular hit songs for ten easy payments of $19.99, I would be all over it. I would make every single one of those easy payments, and I would weep with joy when I finally got that glorious set in the mail. And then I would listen to it, over and over and over. And I would hate myself a little,...

Melissa McCarthy Is Still Sassy And Fabulous

A photo of Melissa McCarthy As if there were ever any doubt, right? Melissa McCarthy is always sassy and fabulous: that's sort of her job. Just in case you needed recent proof of awesomeness though, here are a few quotes from an interview she did with Entertainment Weekly: On comedy: “Comedy to me is all about the bumps and bruises and weird tics,” says McCarthy. “It’s everything you find out about somebody when you fall in love with them that on paper is really creepy but you find adorable.” On her teenage years: "There was a three-year chunk as a teen wh...

Is Robert Pattinson Cheating on Kristen Stewart with Ashley Greene?

A photo of Ashley Greene and Robert Pattinson I know, there are a lot of names up there in that headline that you might not care about or that you might actively loathe. But that's not my problem. You're going to hear about this rumor anyway. You guys know about Ashley Greene, right? She's that girl up there next to Robert Pattinson. She plays Alice, Edward's psychic sister, in the Twilight movies, she had some nude pictures out a couple years back, and she's also a general douche canoe. And you already know about Robert and Kristen Stewart. Now let me tell you about the love triangle! ...

Love It or Leave It: Kim Kardashian as Poison Ivy

A photo of Kim Kardashian It's funny, because Kim Kardashian is dressed like Poison Ivy and she always makes me feel itchy. Get it? Because of the psoriasis and a general feeling of discomfort? No? Ok. I suppose it doesn't matter much anyway, because this is mainly an excuse to talk about Halloween. Did you guys have a super time this weekend? Did you dress up as the slutty version of something else? Did you get wasted and make poor decisions or did you stay in and watch scary movies? Or did you go in a mor...

Robert Pattinson Talks Marriage and Sex

A photo of Robert Pattinson Come on, just look at Robert's face up there. Doesn't it just scream sex? I thought so. One of the very best things of the impending Breaking Dawn premiere is that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are just talking and talking (and talking) to everyone about it. For example, Rob's already hit on the subject of vampire sex once this week! It's like we're swimming in a sea of publicity and silly vampires and the most dedicated fangirls in the world, and I love it. Anyway, let's see what Rob has to say about ...

Quotables: Justin Timberlake Is All About The Middletons

A photo of Justin Timberlake "Us American males are big fans of Pippa. We like the Middletons very much. I'm going to sound like a sleazeball. I'm going to stop right there!" - Justin Timberlake shares his creepy desires with Us magazine. Is this true? Is that what you American males are attracted to these days, Kate and Pippa Middleton? Because I'm sorry, but unless you're really into fancy parties or fancy hats, then I really don't understand what you guys and Justin Timberlake go for. {democracy:267}...
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