Were you worried when I told you that Adele was going to have surgery on those pesky vocal cords? Because I was. I was concerned that something was going to happen to my precious goddess, that her beautiful voice would be somehow damaged or ruined. But things are cool because she went to Boston, got some lasers pointed in her throat, and now she should be good to go:
"Adele underwent vocal cord microsurgery by Dr. Steven Zeitels to stop recurrent vocal cord hemorrhage (bleeding) from a benign polyp. This condition is typically the result of unstable bl...
Many times throughout the day, I find myself drifting off. Whatever I was thinking of or trying to focus on just slips away, and the remarkable beauty and effortless grace of Evan Rachel Wood consumes my mind, much like that awful "E.T." song by Katy Perry or the case of whether or not Courtney Stodden has implants or "hey, I wonder what Kanye is thinking about right now?" It's powerful, you guys, and I don't think it's going to go away any time soon.
But what about you, friends? Do you think Evan's flapper ensemble is as precious as I do, or are you over it already?...
“I’m not one of those actresses that maniacally prepare themselves for a role. On set, I do whatever I need to do, but day after the day. If I have to improvise, I improvise, if I have to learn my lines by heart, I do it. There are certain screenplays which are so beautiful, that they only need to be repeated as they are, without any changes. I live in the moment.”
- Kristen Stewart explains to Vogue Italia the intricacies of her acting style.
Now, I could be misinterpreting Kristen...
You know, the Duggars! Michelle and Jim Bob and their 19 kids and counting? Back in May, we learned about how this crazy couple was open to having more children (they let God make the call on the babies, you know), and it looks like they weren't foolin', because Michelle is three and a half months pregnant! Oh, and 45 years old. Also, her last kid weighed in at one pound, six ounces at birth. But 20 kids sounds awesome, huh?!
Congrats, Duggars! Let's hope this kid doesn't come into the world w...
I'll give you a hint: there's no doubt in my mind that Lindsay lost her deluded, meth-filled little mind when she found out, even though it's not the "Kate Moss inspired fashion story" that this psycho originally wanted to do. Another hint? This photo shoot is going to do nothing to help a certain morbid obsession Lindsay has with this subject matter.
Give up? It's meth! She'll be spreading her legs in a meth lab, and oh, the places those chemicals will go ...
Oh, guys, kidding! It's a Marilyn Monroe ...
"I still find it tough to be around girls because I always say the wrong thing. If a friend asks me if I look fat in something, I'll be honest and say 'Yeah' when she does."
- Kelly Osbourne admits that she's kind of a bitch.
This is a bitchy thing to do, right? If a friend is feeling all self conscious and does that admittedly annoying "do I look fat in this? Oh god, I'm so fat. Fat fat fat," you say "no, honey, you don't and you're not," or if she really doesn't look as great as she could in her chosen ensemble, you say something like "you know what I think would loo...
First off, COULD YOU JUST DIE?! Look at that little kitty! She's so cute, I can't even! Look at her little ears and her tiny little paws and her eyes! Are you dying over the adorableness that is happening to you right now? Because I am. I am dying a lot.
As for this adorable little cat's owner, well ... I still don't like her. She's still annoying and, in my opinion, overrated, and just because we share a love for cats and the cat lady culture doesn't mean that I have to appreciate any...
Yesterday, accompanied by a glorious, glorious SNL clip, Jenn told you guys that Kim Kardashian went to Minnesota to see her true love, Kris Humphries. And listen: these two crazy kids might just be giving it another go!
The couple had a good long talk with their pastor that lasted four hours. They talked about their issues, which include fame whoring and a lack of moxie, and, as TMZ says, "the two expressed respect and love for each other ... but both acknowledged a lot is wrong with their relationship."
At this point, Kris still thin...
Well, four and a half hours. That makes it better, right? That instead of the mere minutes we were told Lindsay would spend behind bars, she got a few hours? That's satisfying, huh?
No. No, it really isn't.
There's no word yet on if Lindsay's Sunday Evening Jailhouse Romp, which lasted from 8:48 PM to 1:30 AM, yielded another magnificent mug shot, but we'll keep our eyes peeled. We always do!...
Oh man, I am too excited for this one, so let's not waste any time with the preliminaries:
While some celebs are finally acknowledging new additions to their families, others are in denial about their parental status. Well, here’s some info about one in particular that may add some fuel to the parental fire.
Is he really the father of this baby? As a matter of fact, he might not be the father. The new mom actually did have sex with another guy the week before she had sex with the celebrity. She ...
Can't you just see it now? Bruce Willis just railing into Ashton for all his indiscretions, getting just a little too in his face, landing a few of his Bruce Willis spit bubbles on his face because he can't contain his anger? You can see it, right? So is it sadistic to giggle?
Let's get into all the glorious details, from the National Enquirer via Celebitchy:
Bruce Willis demanded - and got - a face-to-face butt-kicking showdown that left Ashton Kutcher shaking like a leaf after the “Die Hard” star confronted the smarmy party boy/cheater about dissin...
I know, I know, it's a lot to take in. Feel free to give yourself a moment to breathe ...
BUT DOESN'T LINDSAY LOHAN ACTUALLY LOOK GOOD FOR ONCE?! I've gotten so used to the awful makeup and the plastic surgery and the meth that I forgot that she used to be a looker. But that's all about to change with these gorgeous photos! Sure, she has on a horrendous outfit and her eyes look kind of dead and her lips look way too inflated and damn it. She's still a mess, isn't she?
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Were you worried when I told you that Adele was going to have surgery on those pesky vocal cords? Because I was. I was concerned that something was going to happen to my precious goddess, that her beautiful voice would be somehow damaged or ruined. But things are cool because she went to Boston, got some lasers pointed in her throat, and now she should be good to go:
"Adele underwent vocal cord microsurgery by Dr. Steven Zeitels to stop recurrent vocal cord hemorrhage (bleeding) from a benign polyp. This condition is typically the result of unstable bl...
Many times throughout the day, I find myself drifting off. Whatever I was thinking of or trying to focus on just slips away, and the remarkable beauty and effortless grace of Evan Rachel Wood consumes my mind, much like that awful "E.T." song by Katy Perry or the case of whether or not Courtney Stodden has implants or "hey, I wonder what Kanye is thinking about right now?" It's powerful, you guys, and I don't think it's going to go away any time soon.
But what about you, friends? Do you think Evan's flapper ensemble is as precious as I do, or are you over it already?...
“I’m not one of those actresses that maniacally prepare themselves for a role. On set, I do whatever I need to do, but day after the day. If I have to improvise, I improvise, if I have to learn my lines by heart, I do it. There are certain screenplays which are so beautiful, that they only need to be repeated as they are, without any changes. I live in the moment.”
- Kristen Stewart explains to Vogue Italia the intricacies of her acting style.
Now, I could be misinterpreting Kristen...
You know, the Duggars! Michelle and Jim Bob and their 19 kids and counting? Back in May, we learned about how this crazy couple was open to having more children (they let God make the call on the babies, you know), and it looks like they weren't foolin', because Michelle is three and a half months pregnant! Oh, and 45 years old. Also, her last kid weighed in at one pound, six ounces at birth. But 20 kids sounds awesome, huh?!
Congrats, Duggars! Let's hope this kid doesn't come into the world w...
I'll give you a hint: there's no doubt in my mind that Lindsay lost her deluded, meth-filled little mind when she found out, even though it's not the "Kate Moss inspired fashion story" that this psycho originally wanted to do. Another hint? This photo shoot is going to do nothing to help a certain morbid obsession Lindsay has with this subject matter.
Give up? It's meth! She'll be spreading her legs in a meth lab, and oh, the places those chemicals will go ...
Oh, guys, kidding! It's a Marilyn Monroe ...
"I still find it tough to be around girls because I always say the wrong thing. If a friend asks me if I look fat in something, I'll be honest and say 'Yeah' when she does."
- Kelly Osbourne admits that she's kind of a bitch.
This is a bitchy thing to do, right? If a friend is feeling all self conscious and does that admittedly annoying "do I look fat in this? Oh god, I'm so fat. Fat fat fat," you say "no, honey, you don't and you're not," or if she really doesn't look as great as she could in her chosen ensemble, you say something like "you know what I think would loo...
First off, COULD YOU JUST DIE?! Look at that little kitty! She's so cute, I can't even! Look at her little ears and her tiny little paws and her eyes! Are you dying over the adorableness that is happening to you right now? Because I am. I am dying a lot.
As for this adorable little cat's owner, well ... I still don't like her. She's still annoying and, in my opinion, overrated, and just because we share a love for cats and the cat lady culture doesn't mean that I have to appreciate any...
Yesterday, accompanied by a glorious, glorious SNL clip, Jenn told you guys that Kim Kardashian went to Minnesota to see her true love, Kris Humphries. And listen: these two crazy kids might just be giving it another go!
The couple had a good long talk with their pastor that lasted four hours. They talked about their issues, which include fame whoring and a lack of moxie, and, as TMZ says, "the two expressed respect and love for each other ... but both acknowledged a lot is wrong with their relationship."
At this point, Kris still thin...
Well, four and a half hours. That makes it better, right? That instead of the mere minutes we were told Lindsay would spend behind bars, she got a few hours? That's satisfying, huh?
No. No, it really isn't.
There's no word yet on if Lindsay's Sunday Evening Jailhouse Romp, which lasted from 8:48 PM to 1:30 AM, yielded another magnificent mug shot, but we'll keep our eyes peeled. We always do!...
Oh man, I am too excited for this one, so let's not waste any time with the preliminaries:
While some celebs are finally acknowledging new additions to their families, others are in denial about their parental status. Well, here’s some info about one in particular that may add some fuel to the parental fire.
Is he really the father of this baby? As a matter of fact, he might not be the father. The new mom actually did have sex with another guy the week before she had sex with the celebrity. She ...
Can't you just see it now? Bruce Willis just railing into Ashton for all his indiscretions, getting just a little too in his face, landing a few of his Bruce Willis spit bubbles on his face because he can't contain his anger? You can see it, right? So is it sadistic to giggle?
Let's get into all the glorious details, from the National Enquirer via Celebitchy:
Bruce Willis demanded - and got - a face-to-face butt-kicking showdown that left Ashton Kutcher shaking like a leaf after the “Die Hard” star confronted the smarmy party boy/cheater about dissin...
I know, I know, it's a lot to take in. Feel free to give yourself a moment to breathe ...
BUT DOESN'T LINDSAY LOHAN ACTUALLY LOOK GOOD FOR ONCE?! I've gotten so used to the awful makeup and the plastic surgery and the meth that I forgot that she used to be a looker. But that's all about to change with these gorgeous photos! Sure, she has on a horrendous outfit and her eyes look kind of dead and her lips look way too inflated and damn it. She's still a mess, isn't she?
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